To be effay you need:

>a good hairline
>be at least 5'9"
>thin or otter mode
>no facial hair

XDDD IM SO LE FUCKING FUNNY LE PROVOKING PEOPLE WITH LE HEIGH 6'0 MAYMAY XDDDDD GUYS LOOK AT ME BE ANGRY WITH LE 6'0 STATEMENT XDDDDDDDDD god you fucking repetitive children

What are you talking about?

I didn't say you have to be 6'
I said at least 5'9"

5'11" and 6' are the most effay heights though

>tfw 6'1"

AHAHAHHA HOLY SHIT HOW SHORT CAN YOU BE TO BE THIS MAD!!

And its hard to have no facial hair if youre from arab descent or just in general hairy. You will get like a green shade and stubbles, better to just get a 5 o clock shade and keep your neck clean.

to add to this
to be effay you need:
>not having a weak chin
>thin wrists
>at least 6/10 face

Im 6'0 i just browse here daily and i see this shitty posts constantly

>a good hairline
what the fuck is even considered as a good hairline?

a hairline that's not receding

>check
>5'5
>thin
>check

why did god play such a cruel prank on me

you really 5'5"?

how old are you bro? you're probably still growing

>Im 6'0

are we supposed to be impressed by that? you're 1 inch above king of the manlets. you just squeeked in

you are right on the border line

live in the real world retard, 6' is a god tier height. I'd kill to be that height

Thin wrists are effay as fuck lol

tfw dad 5'3" and mom 5'
>5'8"
did I get lucky under those circumstances or should I still kill myself

>5'8" isnt bad dude. You got lucky as fuck. You could have been a 5'2" freak your whole life

I'm 5'7 and tell people im 5'8


that eight looks so much better

consider yourself lucky

kanye is 5'8

yeah I'm 6' and 5'8" is a fine height to be. You did okay

t. Just realized you are the same height as Kanye and you're a grill.

Tell that to Tom Ford

5'11 child spotted

he's clearly going bald

can someone explain otter mode to me I've seen it thrown around a lot recently and idk what body it actually signifies

Otter mode is a relatively fit body type. Most people would use Brad Pitt in Fight Club as an example of an otter mode body type. Very easily attainable if you have nice proportions.

He said 5'9 which is short, no one 5'9 is actually attractive. You're still a spazzy 14 yr old so you still have time to grow

Tell me about it.

I'm 5'7 and whenever I go to upstreet clothes stores ie tommy hilfiger barbour etc they literally don't stock anything below 32 in legs

FeelsBadMan to lose the genetic lottery.

im 5'7 and wear 32 legs

stacks bitch

I'm thin 6'1'' without any facial hair, but that's because my genetics a shit. Don't get the meme at all.

I don't live in the ghetto though.

>tfw 5'11
thanks this is the first positive thing ive seen about my height on this board.

>6' is a god tier height. I'd kill to be that height

well perspective is everything i guess, manlet

they actually are. look at any model ever

>dad 5'8 possibly shorter
>mom 4'11
>me 5'11.5
so im happy. things couldve gone a lot worse.

I fail at the hairline part. I get chased by fucking helicopters everywhere I go.

>mom 5'2
>dad 6'0
>me 6'0
thanks dad

wtf lmao
if thats true talk about shit luck

>tfw
>dad 6'2
>mom 5'9
>5'7

what the fuck

same lmao

>helicopters

what? why?

>tfw you have a facial birth defect
>scientifically impossible to be attractive because symmetry is the basis of human beauty
>incapable of making meaningful eye contact because people are either thinking "what's wrong with that guy's face" or they think I have a lazy eye (I don't) and I'm not actually looking at them

I fucking hate my life

I don't know m8 I guess they're looking for a place to land.

>mom 5'3
>dad 6'2
>I look exactly like my dad
>but I'm 5'7
Thank you genetics.

It's biologically impossible for a son to be shorter than his mother. I have some bad news, user.

>mom 5'4''
>dad 5'7''
>6'2''

feels pretty good desu, I never met him but apparently I got my grandfather's height

>tfw 5'5"

must be a girl, my ex had exactly the same height and her parent were taller than her

race?

Hapa

dad is 5'10
mom is 5'0

>6'
>peers are all 6'2" or more

pic related somewhat

I assume your dad is white, don't worry if you're asian hapa you're marginally short.

Is this otter mode

not the guy who first mentioned it but
kinda
you can obviously do more in terms of gains to get better defined absbut so far so good imo

Yeah I'm not sure whether to continue bulking or cut to define them a bit

Think I might cut in time for the summer

depends on how much more you want to bulk
but prob best to just cut to define mate

serious man, 9/10 no homo
you are fine, just be nice

I reckon that's the route to go, thanks user
Thank you user

No, it's not. He might have had stunted growth due to malnutrition or some other shit. It's certainly not impossible.

>more thinspo propaganda
fuck off muricans

>tfw 5'6
>that feel knowing that even though your life is pretty mediocre, your still better off than height-maymay posters

if being tall was so good, you wouldn't be here, nor would you be so insecure to go projecting on a Taiwanese shoelace tying forum

WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

reeeeeeeeee

>dares to disrespect the thinning of all men so that the strong womyn can't rule over us all

Haha little one

>good hariline, epic thick wavy hair
>5'6''
>ottermode
>have facial hair, so I have the best of both worlds since I can rock a full beard or go clean shaven

how mad are you?

>shit tier facial hair
>god tier facial bone structure, very nice cleanly shaved
>most sensitive skin imaginable, can't shave without breaking out badly

I have to choose between shitty facial hair or shitty skin. Honestly the fucking worst

at least some people say the acne makes me look younger :^)

lol

>I said at least 5'9"

>there are manlets unironically defending being shorter than 5'9" in this thread

THIS

>6'3
>thinnest wrists
wow am I effay yet

>hairline good on left side but fucked up on right side for some reason
>5'10 or 5'11 don't really know.
>skinnyfat
>can grow decent facial hair i guess, have a couple patches which piss me off
i honestly hate myself. i wish i could trade a couple inches for a more attractive face

to be "effay" or "fashionable" you need to be FASHIONABLE. Fucking hell, you insecure fucking people.

also you don't have facial hair because you're a weak and low test fagboy

> good hairline with effay hair
> effay background
> thin
> no facial hair
> mfw 5'3
> mfw have hottie 5'8 gf I'll probably marry
Get gud kiddos; I lived life on hard more being 5'3 and thin af, basically 12 year old body and penis and I'm still effay and banging a kinky bb.
>mfw happy af and nothing anyone here can say will ruin it

What makes 5'9'' the limit set? it's a serious question, because an athletic 5'7'' with good posterior will look essentially the same with a 5'10'' skinnyfuck with scoliosis.

my mum is 5'2 and my dad is 5'9
im 6'3

help

Only if you have big hands.

Enjoy tippy toeing to kiss your daughters

>being this delusional

Routine?

good hairline
am 6 foot
am thin
cant even grow facial hair
>have brown eyes
maybe i should kill myself

He's very ugly

Don't really follow a set routine but typically:

Monday:
5x8 flat bench
5x8 decline bench
5x8 incline bench supersetted with 12 reps of flys
3x12 pec deck flys
5x8 cable flys

Wednesday:
5x8 shoulder press
3x12 Arnold press
5x8 front plate raises
5x8 side raises
3x12 shrugs

Friday:
5x8 bent over rows
3x12 lat pulldowns
5x5 deadlifts
5x8 dumbbell rows
5x8 seated rows

Then for legs I just do squats and lunges, plus I swim a fucking load and do rowing for cardio

>mfw 6'3 and 5 inch penis fully erect

probably would have killed myself if not for asian cuties desu

Below 5'10 - Bad
5'10 - 5'11 - Okay
6 - 6'2 - Perfect
6'2 and above - Okay if you can find tall girls

If you are 5'9 and under, just grow a beard and get ripped, there are still tons of girls who are your height or shorter than you.

Holy shit I may be a short manlet but I'm not this mad.

I'm only 5'6 but I'm not ugly or a socially inept fuck like a lot of Veeky Forums lanklets so I don't have any trouble getting women.

>grow a beard and get ripped

love this meme

compensating dwarves look hilarious

>no facial hair

You don't need facial hair if you have a good jawline

6'4 is the cutoff desu senpai, anything above and you're fucked

t. twink

Well what are they fucing gonna do?

Ofcourse they will try to look as good as possible.

Why does every fucking dwarf have a beard?

Short guys with huge beards are badass af

Holy shit guys calm yourselves

>Mom 5'5
>Dad 5'5
>Me 6'0
Thanks god

6'4 normie reporting in. Hair is good, but my facial hair isn't really impressive. Never had a problem with girls, and my friends always tell me that I can wear whatever and it'll still look ok. They're assholes tho', so they might be lying.

>Well what are they fucing gonna do?

they need to fucking LEARN their place, they are literally sub-human, below average, GENETIC TRASH, I have to literally bite my cheek not to laugh at these delusional little retards whenever I see them IRL just fucking LOL

>If you are 5'9 and under

tfw 5'9''
does stretching after puberty helps to add one 1 in. and pass the manlet limit?

how old were you when you were 16 and how old are you know if you dont mind me asking

>dad is 6'3
>mum is 5'2
>i end up as 5'9
>16 year old younger brother is 6'1

just wanna end it all now

to be effay you need

>to not be fat
>to be fashionable

thats it
you people have fucking aspergers

Fucking this, help!

>how old were you when you were 16

>5'5
>mr skeleton
>flyaway hair
>look like a indian/somali dude

no it isnt, unless you live in america.

this is like a small-average where i live
>tfw 6'1" :(
forever manlet

>always had shitty sparse facial hair since the moment I was able to grow it
>shave
>immediately look way better
Too bad my hairline is shit