Things that separate men from boys

Pullover hoodies are p okay but if you wear a zip-up you are either a numale or a child desu

What if I wear one only at home?

that's fine

Shouldn't zippers be more Veeky Forums than pull-overs, though? Zipper means you can put it on and take it off without messing with your hair.

Nah hoodies in general are for betacucks

zip ups have just built this association with being worn by awkward teenagers

Then just don't be an awkward teenager?

-really obvious or big trouser breaks
-jacket shoulders too big where the top seam ends after your shoulder does
-not polishing good shoes
-schlubcore
-long nails

zip-ups where the zipper is hidden are patrician.
I get to have an easy to wear hoodie and it still looks Veeky Forums

This is the worst thread I have ever read. A bunch of 17 year old fags arguing about zippers on hoodies. Nigga YOU are the fucking cucks. Go outside and ride a bike and make a friend. FFS I am leaving this board forever fuck all of you

men dont wear hoodies

Im 30, live in LA with my girl, and wear a black zippie every day. Quit being such annoying dweebs. Theyre comfy and convienient.

>black zippie
can anyone guess how many lbs this neckbeard user is?

Im 5'9 and 118 in a $20 h&m hoodie

Most of the hoodies I have are zip, this is the first I've heard of this. How bad have I been fucking up?

holy tits you're me!

see you tomorrow

thanks god im not circums--- i mean i have zip lmao

I love it when these posts happen. I really love it. I hope to experience the exact emotion felt by the people who make these posts, eventually.

half zips>pullovers

>haha don't hit on me silly boys ;P
try slicing your wrists with that razor

hope you're a cute twink with a small dick to show us :3

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id rather wear a zip up hoodie than be the subhuman that uses the word "betacuck"

nah zip up hoodies fit better, sorry you don't have trapezoids

"Zip up" is redundant here

what
why

pull over hoodies exist you mongol

the zip up hoodie naturally gives off the impression of awkward teenager even if you aren't an awkward teenager

Lol. Where are you getting your facts from?

missed the memo that you're not supposed to put zip hoodies in the dryer so my Have a Nice Life hoodie has that fucked up zipper.

if you have to wear a hoodie, go for a pullover, though.

That's okay. It happens. I have a Julius hoodie with a fucked up zipper and I just pretend it adds depth to the piece

The point being only children wear hoodies, you mouthbreathing australopithecus

See

long and well trimmed nails are effay

/thread

post your fits

Well the thing that separates men from boys is only one :

SLIM JEANS

Now you have to show more qt, you can just post that pic and say that and leave

>unzip hoodie
>roll sleeves up
you just got 10x hotter no need for thanking

AHAHAHA

*unzips dick*

When it's chill in the morning I wear the hoodie zipped, but when it gets hot I do this. Fast, easy, pragmatic

more like trip-ezoids amirite