>lost 75lbs >got a job and bought an effay apartment >decorated the apartment to look hipster and care free >spend 3k on designer clothes and items >picked up smoking to look cool and started to lean on walls whenever in public >still no girlfriend
When does the part where you get a cute gf happen after improving your life
Owen Barnes
When you get some fucking authenticity lmao
Jaxson Watson
>Doing all of these things for the sole reason of finding "cute gf"
Confirmed bait
Elijah Morris
>picked up smoking >improving your life You could have just stayed fat
Austin Fisher
I got a nice hearty chuckle out of this op. Keep it up
Carter Gray
the part where you ditch the tism
Noah Martinez
Unless you're expecting her to just magically appear, you still have to actually go out and talk to girls user.
Cameron Campbell
Not gonna lie. Talking to girls is pretty damn scary
Grayson Rivera
and what do you do with the au that's left?
Adrian Peterson
use it to improve your shitposts
Anthony Hall
Making conversation just takes practice honestly. Most important thing to work on is how to bridge the conversation and make it flow well. Talk about topics that lead into or relate well other topics to avoid dead silence.
Honestly the easiest way to talk to someone is to just ask them about themselves, people generally love to talk about themselves. Unless they're heavily introverted.
Dylan Hall
nah talking to girls isn't that big a deal, just don't treat every encounter as "maybe she'll be the one" or "maybe i can fuck her" or you'll come off kind of weird cause word gets around. basically as long as you treat women as people and not as things to fuck, or something of the like, then you should be fine. since this isn't /b/ or /pol/ or /r9k/ i assume you can do that
David Gray
>started to lean on walls whenever in public
Luke Mitchell
What's your job is it Veeky Forums
Cooper Reed
How is it even possible to have your own place and not get girls? I'm a total fucking loser but the second I got my own place, mind you it was a roach ridden shit hole, I started fucking like every other week.
Lucas Robinson
use it as a store of wealth
Jace Barnes
I see no issue with this.
If it's good enough for James Dean it's good enough for me.
Juan King
You still have to get to the point where they're aware of that fact. That said once I get them inside it's game over
Aiden Butler
wew james dean is a manlet with huge palms
Ian James
That's gold baby
Angel Sanchez
fpbp
Michael Fisher
whenever you stop taking yourself so seriously
Grayson Turner
this was my favorite part, top zozzle. good work OP
Austin Barnes
Women dont come to you, you make them come to you, then to do the next bit you have to make her think its her who wants to be with you, be normal, be calm, move slow, be confident, every choice is the righy choice, the more mistakes you make, the lower the chances are that theyll happen again and the higher your experience will go
Lincoln Bell
Only when u flash dong
Nicholas Morris
>smoking
Fucking disgusting
Jeremiah Wilson
trutru
Ayden Richardson
>once I get them inside it's game over serial kiler
Jayden Ortiz
is this a bait thread? is op being funny?
Kevin Parker
Do you actually talk to girls?
John Cook
girls are stupid, what are you talking about
read some hemmingway wtf my dude
William Rodriguez
thats a good way to get killed on safari my dud
Kevin Brown
which book do you recommend starting with?
Jaxon Nelson
honestly if you want to talk to a girl in a flirting way just tell BARELY anything about yourself. Let her tell a story - ask questions as if you would actually give a shit and laugh
95% of the girls will just talk and only realise afterwards that they know nothing about you at all and that what is going to make you interesting
Cooper Roberts
My only problem is how do you actually get to the part where you're actually talking to the girl. I mean most girls already have their orbiters with them atleast at uni, I can't just walk up to their group and start conversating with them right?
Caleb Gray
i'm about to drop some knowledge that will blow your mind: yes you can
Robert Jones
How 2 Fuk: Glazing Dumb Sluts Butts by Dr. Steven Hemingway
Austin Howard
I hope you don't do this OP, looking like you're trying to be cool is the most uncool thing.
Colton Gomez
also James Dean was a scumbag and no-one to look up to.
Nicholas Davis
sun also rises
Mason Morris
Fuck off he's more alpha than you will ever be
Brayden Ross
whats the deal with people thinking that having a gf would solve all the problems you have to live with yourself before thinking about getting a gf even a >no gf like me acknowledge that my desire to have a gf is more hormonal than anything else
Ian Smith
>picked up smoking >improving your life
Charles Kelly
>not smoking
Who wants to be 70 anyway?
Logan Anderson
Probably a troll because of this: >picked up smoking to look cool and started to lean on walls whenever in public
but if actually not, it's probably because you're an Elliot Rodger autist who thinks looking the part and just standing there will get girls to come to you and you automatically won't be a pasta beast. Notice how you didn't say anything like,
>go to the club and start talking to them
You still have show initiative and get yourself out there.
This actually sounds exactly like Elliot Rodger. Eerily so. Don't kill anyone, user.
>Not gonna lie. Talking to girls is pretty damn scary
Approach is the only even remotely difficult part, but once you do it cold just a couple times even you become numb to any rejection and get used to doing it smoothly.
Girls aren't hard. I'm by no means like a PUA douche or anything like that and I don't hate women or anything, but most girls (most) just aren't very interesting or funny or really anything. Therefore, talking to them isn't really a challenge. Most of the time they'll just talk about themselves, their friends, maybe like school or something.
My opener seems pretty stupid but most girls kind of are, so it's weirdly fine. After just saying "hi I'm, user" I generally ask if she's here with her friends. And she'll say yes. And then I'll kind of playfully say something like, "boyfriend's at home?" or something dumb. And she'll go "I don't have a boyfriend lol" and I'll just kind of tease her like "why not?" because girls like being teased. It's pretty easy from there.
Wyatt Robinson
What's so great about though anyway. It kills your sense of smell and taste, makes you a weak cunt in the lungs?
Why smoke?
Ayden Martinez
I want to be 70...
Jackson Green
>It kills your sense of smell and taste
this is a lie desu
t. chef and smoker
Jose Sullivan
you're right. there aren't any real upsides but i like smoking (because i'm addicted of course)
I also enjoy the social aspect of it and to be honest people who smoke are mostly more outgoing and interesting then the ones who don't.
Lincoln Morales
Lol you're like a circumcised guy who doesn't even know how much more dead your dick actually is just because it's good enough.
Or how you don't realize how drunk you actually were until the next morning.
Hunter Collins
Personally I find solace in the fact that I am hyper intelligent and beautiful and fashionable and I have no gf
It's called volcel look it up
Jackson Robinson
>Spend 3k on designer clothing >Lives in an apartment Wow nice
Robert Baker
Hemingway is a shit author.
Read some Russians, and stay away from this insecure phony manly-man.
Liam Cox
3K on clothing? What did you get?
Jonathan Scott
You have to talk to one. This is the part im stuck at too so dont feel bad
Brayden Price
>volcel FUCKING AUTISTIC! Seriously though cumming on my gf's tits is awesome. You're just ugly. Sterilization was a punishment for thousands of years across the world because fucking is one of the greatest joys in life retard.
Christian Bennett
Dude, girls are IDIOTS. Seriously, like idiots. Almost more stupid than boys. Just talk to them like people, not like opposites, not like their different. Thier just other people, don't put them on a pedestal to be scared of like you were abused as a kid or something. Talk to them like you talk to boys.
Julian Nelson
>misspelling 'their' with wrong usage
this made me reply
Adrian Peterson
>volcel I thought it was MGTOW. Anyway it's a shit meme and no way to live