BUDGET RICK

I am an eastern european poorfag, but want to dress like /Rick/

What do

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Buy black clothes two sizes too large.

Become a programming god and work with Google?

I work in STEM with a major IT company, but my monthly pay is around 1000 USD.

>tfw a pair of Geogaskets would require me to live under a bridge for more than 1 month

Why do you want to get beat up?

>my monthly pay is around 1000 USD.
save up
try to find good deals on grailed

how about find your own style?
don't be such a (fashion) victim.

So, become a programming god and work with Google?

but I just found my style

Kill yourself for being a cucked memelord.

>be an american poorfag
>want to dress like eastern european poorfag

Go to grailed
You can get basic rick (like tees, drkshdw jeans etc) for about 50-80$ (def less than 100$, anyways).
For shoes it's different but still less expensive than new.

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here boi

>fake rick
that doesn't really work
it's not like his stuff is flashy and instantly recognizeable, it's about cuts and materials and fakes can't really deliver that

>I want to look like a clown
why?

underrated post

god he's face is soo fucking ugly

Which country nigger?

Don't buy retail you fucker. Check grailed/vestaire collective for good prices. Don't cop unless you really really really want what you buy. Start with shoes, because you can be good with oversized tees and some dropcrotch shorts and black skinny jeans. Learn to diy stuff to make them look tricky (ex: wax a thrifted pair of black jeans). Start slow with your wardrobe. You earn more than enough to sustain yourself and buy a decent amount of Rick in Eastern Europe but in time, not in 2-3 weeks, maybe 2-3 years. You can always sell the Rick you have for the same price you bought (if you bought for a steal).

t. Eastern European that has Rick

I don't even work that much but I save money, I don't drink/smoke. Also, make sure you know your country's import taxes and the shipping cost to your country. Got tricked into buying drkshdw for a good price but got fucked by shipping and import taxes.

John Redcorn?

He's perfect

Hungary

...

his wife has a good body for a monster

actually they can
not at that price point tho
but there are roughly 1:1 rick fake shoes for example at around 300 dollars

>1000usd a month

holy shit, In Australia that wouldn't even cover a months rent in a 5 person sharehouse

would rather be a poorfag vlad than an aussie desu

>h&m hoodie one size too large
>h&m joggers
>white af1

:)

How is your monthly pay only 1000 USD? That's well below minimum wage. Why not just work an entry level job?

I'm an idiot, I didn't read that you live in hungary. My apologies OP

in Hungary it covers renting a 50 square feet flat in the heart of the capital, while living a pretty comfortable life

The average wage in Hungary was ~500 USD in 2016 (after taxes)

Imagine how ridiculous you would look next to your slav neighbors who are just barely able to scrape together enough potatoes for the month.

Buy budget alternatives

>generic earth toned longline tees
>oversized black pants
>dark capes from the womens department
>any black bomber jacket a couple sizes larger
>adidas zx700 remastered (pic related)

h&m and zara

This, nice advice user.

>Zara

yep

Wow, this.

What are cool places in Hungary if I am Veeky Forums?

>Hungary
>Veeky Forums

We have lots of a abandoned soviet and brutalist stylued buildings which are pretty Veeky Forums if you are into that kind of style

R-R-REEEEEEEEEEEEPORT?

does this count?

amazon.com/dp/B01H4XAAIC?psc=1

I literally searched ninja boots and took it from there

Either or don't

Michele has a pretty bangin' body for her age. Isn't she around 70?

sauce?

You mean reondistrict?

That would be great for photographers holy shit

>get black blanket.
>trow it over shoulders.

Voila.

iirc after cccp ended it's life all the factories owned by state were closed down, countries like poland ended up well - some of them were demolished some of them were sold to individuals or companies. Countries like Ukraine, Belarus and (not 100% sure about this one) Hungary didn't do that well so the buildings like abandoned hospitals, factories etc. are still there and you can find them all over those countries, they do look amazing from the inside and the outside.

>I Suffern on the Hungary with 1000 USD wage

Get outttttt

Jesus did Zara actually put these out?

I used to have the papaya runners, but they even copied the fucking color blocking

There's deals for ramones ~300 if you look hard enough. Don't buy fakes, you will regret it.

Buy the shittiest slim fit chinese clothes possible but 1 or 2 sizes too big.

You can try with H&M Divided

Learn to Y!JP auctions, search for japanese brands like Julius, Viridi-anne, Lumen et Umbra, Devoa, they all belong to the similar aesthetics. You can get stuff really cheap out of there.
Also there are some niche brands that so obscure (like Obscur or Lentrian) people have hard time to sell them second hand, so they forced to drop prices really low, plus gothninja stuff is out of trend for now so there are plenty of lots to choose from.

t. fellow eastern european

H&M and other basics stores sell Rick lookalikes. It's not expensive to dress LIKE Rick, it is to dress IN Rick.

lol