What is Veeky Forums's idea of the perfect human? Demeanor, lifestyle, everything

>taking the bait that hard

He's obviously familiar with knoch if he said "ww2 cosplayer" when that gif had nothing to do with ww2 or cosplay

Dummy

> white
> reads a book a week
> BMI under 20
> tall
> sunglasses
> heterosexual
> owns at least one leather jacket
> has no 9-to-5 job, but still has money

Me
Otherwise, the man from Pi
Top Plens

short
blond (leaning towards lighter blonde)
just above shoulder length hair
thin fingers
awkward/self aware
kinda blocky/square-ish facial features, round is too boring
likes dogs and has a good relationship with them
wears skirts

this is the most cringeworthy thing i've read on Veeky Forums

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include me in the /r/cringe screencap

imagine the g-forces he could resist

>also slightly rough from active lifestyle
>work at clothing store

>short
nice try little guy

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these are the people who criticize your fits
these are the people we share a board with

i hate retards like this
this is their idea of an "effay" person

>lives in "cool trendy city" like copenhagen or some other "cultured" place
>wears black 90% of the time because "dude it's so edgy"
>dark hair and light eyes because that's what Veeky Forums considers effay for whatever reason
>pale as fuck with bags under eyes(girls don't find that attractive)
>has a "brooding" or "mysterious" personality
>mid 20's
>starving artist type, for some reason smoking, drinking lots of coffee and getting no sleep is "effay" for you faggots
>hobbies include philosophy (even though most Veeky Forumsggots have never even read a book on philosophy) and looking out the window at night while smoking a cigarette and drinking coffee because "muh deep"
>lonely as fuck and depressed because Veeky Forums loves to romanticise mental illness

screencap this post and paste it whenever faggots like this come up. they're so cliche and cringy.

im 6ft and i like the idea of short girls. like 5'3.

~*~the cutest girl to have ever posted on this board~*~

Lmao. Half this stuff applies to me. I'm not effay at all though. I barely even visit this board
>>lives in "cool trendy city" like copenhagen or some other "cultured" place
New Orleans. Kinda cool at times. Trendy, I doubt. Much culture.
>>wears black 90% of the time because "dude it's so edgy"
I wear a lot of black, yes.
>>dark hair and light eyes because that's what Veeky Forums considers effay for whatever reason
Doesn't apply. My eyes are pretty dark too.
>>pale as fuck with bags under eyes(girls don't find that attractive)
Pale, no. Baggy eyes, yes.
>>has a "brooding" or "mysterious" personality
Kinda.
>>mid 20's
Late 20s. Basically 30 at this point.
>>starving artist type, for some reason smoking, drinking lots of coffee and getting no sleep is "effay" for you faggots
Grew out of coffee phase, trying to quit smoking. The sleep deprivation is real though
>>hobbies include philosophy (even though most Veeky Forumsggots have never even read a book on philosophy) and looking out the window at night while smoking a cigarette and drinking coffee because "muh deep"
M-my degree is in Philosophy (No. It did not help me get a job. Shut up)
>>lonely as fuck and depressed because Veeky Forums loves to romanticise mental illness
Very lonely, although depression comes and goes.

Doesn't matter if you look like shit

my ex

Finally someone I can agree with.

woah im speechless

THIS IS TRUE

what kind of jobs are out there for philosophers anyway, think tanks?

>6'3"
>65kg
Found your guy

He looks like the kinda of guy that a guy like me would rape in the shower in prison.

Teaching philosophy.

jack russells are fucking disgusting

>is American
When will you guys understand that being effay is an European/Asian thing only?

the perfect human chooses to work minimum wage for the rest of their life? is the uni education an art history degree?

this guy

he's got the right idea

fucking this

The whole existentialist meme is so fucking overdone, it's just boring

university teachers often write books (which they shill during seminars) and get paid as "researchers" for "research projects"

1/10000 art history majors will do this the rest work for 10 dollars an hour for the rest of their lives and think they're better than people with real jobs

Why does it make you so upset that people just do what they want?

yeah, in burgerland

uh no, 1/100 lit/arts major will end up doing the job he wants (and will live decently off of it), the rest will do a "real" job.

It's not like there are art history sweatshops where the lowest-ranking art historians make low-quality art history for low wages cause they can't do anything else.

>so fucking overdone

Literally everything can be called overdone. With a world population of over 7 billion people real uniqueness doesn't exist.

if by job he wants u mean work retail then sure

what im trying to get at is art history students are the biggest retards of all time

If i had a big penis, i'd be fine even if i'm fat and short.

lol u mad u were too stupid to do anything useful in life so u did art history or some other gay shit like that so you could have the "university experience" ie u get solid c's in ur useless degree and do blow around kids who went to art school

And you made your point with unchallenged verve and elegance. You probably convinced more than one person here, me included.

Chooses to work doing what he enjoys, not in it for the money

drop trip matty-boy.

nobody cares about your gripe with a particular field of science.

Perfection

>OP self-sucking this hard

Tall, muscular, blond hair, blue eyes
Live alone in LA
Small no frills but liveable apartment
Wears satin jacket everywhere
Stunt driver by day
Getaway driver by night
Dark and brooding

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>Asian
not so fast wang chung

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