About to hit the club and snag some 18 year old pussy. Rate me, plebs

About to hit the club and snag some 18 year old pussy. Rate me, plebs.

Lol

stripes/10

Charcoal striped blazer: Tiger of Sweden, £895 at Selfridges
Blue striped dress shirt: Turnbull & Asher, £450
Tie: Missoni, €395
Distressed jeans: Naked and Famous, $275
Glasses: Oliver Peoples, $1,200
Boots: Balenciaga, £2,700 at Selfridges

Can't miss, although a fedora would really pull that look together.

And a cigarette in a holder
Preferably clove

Jeans are a poor fit, tie is horrendous and the blazer belongs on an old man.

I still can't believe the fucking look of those jeans & shoes

it doesn't even look real

this is my favourite image

you look like that cody kid whos getting abused on youtube when he will be grown up

This kind of thing gonna snag you only 70 old boipussy.

God I love this fit
The tie looks like a cg render

dank stacks my dude, you gonna get so much pussy famalam

How can so many things go wrong in one single picture?

I already scored two hotties, check it out

those folds on the knees are so symmetrical though, it has quite some charm actually

That's really cool and all, but the shoes will never not be my favorite part about it

Swag

for once on Veeky Forums a spot on observation
a well trained eye

My dad is pretty into /carrell core/
He has that exact shirt, those exact shoes, and he does his hair that way.

Autistic pedo-core