I ate benzos and drank whole weekend now my face is bloated af

I ate benzos and drank whole weekend now my face is bloated af,
I have model consultation today at 6pm
How to lose waterweight onmy face fast i dont have acces to sauna (sry for bad english)

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My jaw usually looks like this

drain blood

Atm

How

do you have a gf or a sister user ? maybe she can do some contouring for you you're pretty much out of time for any other solution

Yes

I just need my sharp jawline back maneup cant fix that

cut off carbs keep drinking a shitload of water no coffee your jawline will be back maybe not by 6pm but in like 2 days at most

Should i go to gym wirh hoodie on

What if i just get really dehydrated like dont drink any water +run whole day

how old are you

19

Its just rly hard to type english because im still kinda high

Ate like 20-30of these during weekend i know it stupid af

Pls help me /fa i'll do anything i can even send nudes (i got 21cm cock)

If you're hungover it's not really a good idea to sweat it out at the gym or whatever. Your body is dehydrated enough as it is. Just go to the consultation and hope for the best. Also try to be more responsible next time.

I did not drink anythi g yesterday just ate some benzos

go for a long run

I'll help...if you show boipucci.

Just did it helped but still long way to go

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>lose waterweight onmy face

You can't.

You can lose overall waterweight. Put on a garbage bag - not joking - and jog. You'll sweat like a fucking horse. This is an old boxer trick.

But you're likely fucked looks-wise anyway due to lingering effects of your own stupidity. I hope you fail.

Sorry I don't know how to help but that's a nice ass. Would love to give you the ol' jim jam.

Thank you, there's no need to be smart when you're pretty.

30min should be fine if i run fast as fuck?

Thanks :)

1. Drink a lot of water, e.g. 2.5 litres throught the day.
2. Don't eat salt or carbs, but greens and protein.
3. Go for a run, e.g. 5-10 km.

parsley helps with bloating. not sure on the time line though. maybe chew gum and work your jaw out?

Thanks will do
Also does thiss outfit work


Gucci neglace seiko watch

I will put jeans on later ofc

Done already

HAHAHAHA

No jean on jean

Cute underwear ;)

I take that as no?

Better?

I hope i'll get in they pay like 6k a day.
And they loved pics i send for em

fucking hell mate

ice packs on the face bruh

Well, guess what it means to be an adult. Make stupid decisions, win stupid prices.

Ya took benzos a day before a major day. And now you're fucked and being cute wont help you this time.

It did they fucking loved me

Owner kept eyefucking mewhole time i told her i like to keep my options open so she will personally call me 3weeks from now. If i havent got better deal by then they would love to cast me

Thanks /fa

Now im need to get some coke

You're gonna be a junkie your whole life and burn out by the time you're in your mid 20s. Have a good life m8

Coke will burn a hole through your soft tissue in your nose and the high has some pretty fucked psychological side effects. Just do a shit load of mdma my man. High is great, after effects are short term memory loss and slightly worse reaction to stress. It's also hella cheap compared to coke,

Seriously. He sounds like a fucking moron already, can you imagine what a few more years of hard drugs and model party scene will do?

Don't listen to them user he doesn't deserve you
he sounds like a meanie anyway :^)

this isn't fair

It's all about looks

overdoing mdma can fuck you up as well, i've had some pretty messed up mental issues from it when i used to a lot in the past, still kind of hanging around 3 years on.

also had random stuff like mid-week fainting etc etc.

You're a fucking moron

Jello

Changed my mind, you keep on doing you my man. I own shares in Orion pharma

Amfetamine

I really think we missed out here...

I just wanted to say that the guy you sent on a raiding mission to Veeky Forums is a moron and doesn't know how to link. See

damn
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>says the idiot that can't cross-link
>>Veeky Forums41200368

>ryynikännit :D

Veeky Forums.org/fitness/post/41200368

Www.fit.org

Tää :D

i chuckled

Suomesta oon juu sain bännit jostai syystä vurokaudeks pitäs juu rajottaa noita ryynejä :D

Mun muijasta tuli vaa iha ylimustasukkanen ku oonyhtäkkiä superikas joku voi käänt jos tahtoo

not your personal diary

Run a hot bath and hold an umbrella right over your head
Your very own mini-sauna

Jos sul ei parempaa oo...

Natsas jo ja meni vitu nappii kiitti /fa

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Where is your neck dude

>neglace :DDDD

why some people are so jealous, he obviously has better everything than you

party on

nope

This thread makes me feel bad