Could Diogenes have found an honest man if he had access to modern technology?

Could Diogenes have found an honest man if he had access to modern technology?

what, like a flashlight?

Good job, OP. This was funny.

Yes, how many lumen are necessary to spot one?

kek

>be diogenes
>go on Veeky Forums
>start thread on /b/
>"Looking for an honest man"
>get flooded with gore and vore
>???
>

diogenes is kinda cute in that picture.

Veeky Forums is full of honest men; and people pretending to be retarded

Am I the only one that sees the dog wearing glasses?
I am neither honest, nor man, nor an empire.

but you are pretending to be retarded

there's sadly no pretending about it.

Don't worry. Being retarded doesn't exclude you from pretending to be retarded

Diogenes was the original robot, not the "why my oneitis isn't sucking my dick, i'm so depressed" kind, rather the "fuck society i'm not living by your rules" kind

Diogenes was the first punk

More like:
Veeky Forums is full of honest men pretending to be retarded.

That doesn't sound like something an honest man would do, so it is more likely the opposite is the case.

kek, came here to post that

Diogenes would've passed the time shitposting on Plato's Facebook

>not following the rules makes you a robot
>implying following rules doesn't make you a robot
So... everyone ever is a robot?

>implying diogenes wouldn't walk around backwards while holding his smartphone (that he stole) in a selfie pose while bitching about looking for an honest man.

Either that or he'd just look down at his phone while walking around and bumping into things.

he means /r9k/ poster

Was Diogenes dissapointed with Pyrro by any chance? I remember reading about him a bit.

Diogenes said Pyrro was into the whole suspension of belief/judgement that he learned from India, but there were occassions where Pyrro broke this. When he was being chased by dogs and being angry at his sister. The response from Pyrro was "he's only human".

muh nigga

No, it's full of men being honestly retarded