CHAD looks better in a $5 tee than you in your most expensive fit

CHAD looks better in a $5 tee than you in your most expensive fit.

and?

>You post on this board, "How effay is this sock?"
>She's in a club bathroom, riding Chad's cock.

>You argue the Veeky Forumsness of every person, thing, and place
>Chad is at her apartment, fucking her face.

>You give her a call when you're all alone
>She's covered in Chad's cum when she answers the phone.

>>You give her a call when you're all alone
>>She's covered in Chad's cum when she answers the phone.
That one was funny i have to admit

well done

>As you shitpost at night, "Jeans? How banal."
>She's at Chad's place getting hard, screaming anal.

doesn't mean i have to be ugly and wear ugly things tho mate

DELET THIS

>He said smugly, while smoking his vape
>Chad's dick is so good, she howls like an ape

cheap=/=ugly

FEELS GOOD 2 B CHAD.

r8 my fit Veeky Forums

>That neck

Hey stump-neck, longer necks are sign of nobility.

So is inbreeding.

irregular meter, points for effort though
If you're going to do couplets do it right

>user wishes for qts with fits so effay
>meanwhile a chad's in the midst of a lay

Oh fuck that went hard

>no adams apple
low t beta fagget cuck

While you make a post about facial aesthetics,
Chads out with Stacy, teaching her "calisthenics"

forgot greentext reeeeee

many of us here are already good looking/in-shape or are in the process of doing so

non-stylish chad who's personality is defined by black t-shirts and whatever Netflix show he is watching will lose to stylish chad who is actually interesting beyond basic conversation

I wouldn't say many. Seen a lot of ugly people on this board, not that I'm one to talk.
Most normies are fucking clueless about fashion. You're not supposed to want to dress well to impress other people but just to look good and be comfortable with your style.

I think I just realized I'm a Chad

Good for you!

Awful neck

Alain Delon is the GOAT. Dude looked great in every possible way.

>You post about milspo and slavcore
>Chad is giving it to your hoe hardcore

>"How is it you get so many girls in bed?"
>"Just be yourself, bro!" is all that Chad said

>you stub your toe on the table
>chad is fucking your sister

I think this is a good place to stop.

top kek best in thread

le stoic fashions guy who dress for himself and doesn't afraid of anything