Suspenders

how would i go about doing that?

they seem to be made of some very elastic material.

do i just extents them as hard as i can and leave them fixed like that for a few hours?

wouldn't that make them look all wavy when it's done?

pls help, i really want to look like a skinhead so people can start fights with me.

Do they not have metal clasps on them?

Do your suspenders have the metal bits circled in red and a sort of loop of material along green? The metal bits you should be able to undo and then decrease the loop of material, making your suspenders effectively longer.
Most suspenders are one size fits all but some suspenders come in multiple sizes, it's possible but not likely that you got some that are too small.
The other half of it is your pants. Perhaps you'll want to find some pants with a higher rise.

eg. Wrangler Cowboy Cut jeans. (If they don't explicitly say cowboy cut they're probably not high rise)

>JBP giving that sneaky middle finger
alpha

this

Pretty sure I'd associate it with all other decades before the 80s and skinheads before bankers.

i dunno

I think most people don't year them because you have to have buttons sewed into your pants to wear them.

i feel like this is still fresher in the collective consciousness

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I associate them with rural folk.

Suspenders look best on tall/athletic folks

Completely wrong shirt with those suspenders.

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I was at a friend's party one day and before it started had my jacket off and sleeves rolled and got compliments for the look with suspenders.

it's Vincent Cyr, a degenerate poor as fuck meme youtuber. that video was about his "outfit of the day"

I was at a wedding and received multiple comments about my suspenders. They are a good conversation starter. Also, I had an art teacher tell me I had style and that not a lot of people can pull off suspenders.

Suspends are a rare sight and people notice when you are wearing them.

w2c that qt black girl?

surprised u Veeky Forumsgs didn't post this yet

Is Jordan Peterson Veeky Forums?

that's a harness

no although I will say his sense of style is similar to how he talks

pseudwave?

I was wearing some thicc suspenders with gray wool pants. Everyone said I looked like a guy from the 40's waiting for the bus to boot camp

Oh jesus dear lord this thread.

Nothing wrong with suspenders. They're comfy, useful and can actually look dishevelled in a nice way from time to time. But they are not a god damn fashion accessory you wear to look "badass". Suspenders were for the longest time seen as underwear of sorts, and wasn't to be flaunted around. Dress codes and such have changed since, but I would still scorn anyone wearing a pair without any intention of actually wearing a jacket. Because the only other category wearing suspenders are kids for whom belts are too restricting, and you really don't want to draw fashion inspiration from four year olds.

I honestly want to do this really bad. But it just looks autistic if I'm not a professor. Does it look autistic in an office setting?

Str8 autism if you don't have the personality to make it work.

Belts were a mistake, desu.

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Clean your room, ascend the dominance hierarchy (but not much, because obviously you don't have to for a negress)

In a Harvard prof upper-class dad style, yes.

But not super, super effay.

what shoes are those

>I honestly want to do this really bad. But it just looks autistic if I'm not a professor. Does it look autistic in an office setting?
some parts of it are out of your control such as not looking like a kid larping as a successful business person. also, you need to be fit - there are a lot of connotations associated with high class success and wealth, taking care of your body is one of those connotations. etc. you also need to develop your own sense of high class fashion, don't just buy the most expensive shirts and pants and loafers etc. don't buy a tie because it looks cool, but a tie because it looks good on you and reflects your personality. that kind of stuff. you need to develop an understanding with brand names and accessories too, how watches work and what makes a good one. what makes a good tie. don't forget these things also have to represent you. get a good niche fragrance that you love, not what other people love. this is also a necessary trait: wear what works for you (with an understanding of why) and carry yourself confidently, everyone else be damned

also you can tell that what left is wearing is the equivalent of a painter inexperienced with the traditional arts making a minimalism painting. to the untrained eye it looks cool but once you learn and understand the traditional methods that make it possible to deviate you begin to see that it's just a jumble of junk envisioned by an inexperienced artist. the people who matter to you if you want to wear these clothes are the people who can tell this difference immediately

and also, knowledge is something people associate with maturity. if you have a knowledge of what you're doing and wearing then you're seen as mature by most people, and with that comes confidence. you don't want to be up against people who know what they're doing and wearing when you don't. you'll get eaten fucking alive

unironically the most interesting person in the country

That's what my dad said too

unbuckling your belt is more alpha when you are getting ready to fuck a girl

i dont think anyone said that