Hey guys Veeky Forums here. Is reading philosophy effay?

Hey guys Veeky Forums here. Is reading philosophy effay?

nope. Not even continental.

how do i into zizekcore?

lol. does he shave his legs?

buy the cheapest clothes of the most expensive brands.

>(((philosophy)))

no

>and the idea that sonic's arms are blue *sniff* is just pure ideology, and so on and so on *sniff*

is that the SS17 CWC top?

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Only reading philosophy is not effay. Wearing clothes inspired by what you are reading can be effay though.

MY GOTT

no
reading is for fucking dweebs

Yeah this. I can help you if you want

only conservative philosophy is effay

extremely

Also we need more based zizek-core

>tfw you thought this was chris-chan

Na boušjaku sam nahoda oz zjeban nos od zlorabe pa žou še nemorš kupt u interšparu al pa pr ta dobrem sosedu

what? can someone translate this?

im slovenian and i can't understand him

dj povej normalno ne pa k da si iz juga

Depends on who you read.

EFFAY PHILOSOPHERS:
-Hobbes
-Nietzsche (you have to actually fucking read him though)
-Kierkegaard
-Aquinas
-Stirner
-Socrates

UNEFFAY PHILOSOPHERS:
-Marx
-Derrida
-Confucius
-Camus

That's a professor, not a philosopher.

So by memorising all the names on your list and only reading nietzche will make me effay? dope

Not that user but he serves a similar purpose to many. He's a good example of the overlap between philosophy, psychoanalysis, and politics

Basically he's what would happened if Hobbes, Nietzsche, and Jung fucked and had a kid

I only say that because armchair self-described nihilists say they agree with Nietzsche and own shirts and coffee mugs with his face on them. If they'd actually put any effort into reading him they realize he crushes nihilism into dust

>peterson
>he's what would happened if Hobbes, Nietzsche, and Jung fucked and had a kid

*would have

I'm WAY into philosophy; Zizek, Nick Land, Jordan Peterson, the list just goes on and on...

The sad part is how many people would unironically say this

made me chuckle

sanctus spiritus benedictus aberatio aberni mandati nolet

...

maybe stick to talking about things you're actually educated in and not philosophy kids

Veeky Forums Philosopher Tier List:

Top tier:
Camus
Sartre
Foucault
Aristotle
Plato
Socrates
Marcus Aurelius
Kierkegaard

Mid tier:
Kant
Hobbes
Nietzsche
Spinoza
Hume
Locke
Aquinas
Anselm

Low tier:
Hegel
Marx
Derrida
Any feminist/critical theory philosophy

>realize nietzche doesn't advocate nihilism
>involving effort

>Camus
>Sartre
>Foucalt
>top tier

>Hobbes
>Nietzsche
>mid tier

dude please stop i'm going to burst a blood vessel

Existentialism is the most Veeky Forums, and it's reflected in the way existentialists dress. Deal with it.

Nietzsche can be good if you're not a fedora-tipping faggot, which is usually the case for people who ask Veeky Forums's Veeky Forums about which philosophers to read. Hobbes is just boring as shit and irrelevant.

no

lol k
you had me going there for a second

>Hobbes is just boring as shit and irrelevant.
You've never read a single thing he's written

He's an incredibly fun read and could not be more relevant in this day and age, especially his conclusions on social contracts and the role of authority

>sorting "postmodernists"
>sorting any philosopher
>taking the time to make a "effay philosophers" list
>people who actually take notes

>Top tier
>Foucault

>camus is uneffay
Bruh

I'm talking about material

you really have some shitty taste in philosophy.

I don't know a lot about philosophy. But if you learn just a little bit more about philosophy you'll realize you know even less than I do

I used to think Camus was the final answer to philosophy too

>But if you learn just a little bit more about philosophy you'll realize you know even less than I do
With that taste, I seriously doubt it.
I used to think Camus was the final answer to philosophy too

>Hobbes
>effay
>Camus
>uneffay
have you read a book in your life?

We call your level "entry," my friend

This

im not a liberal arts cuck but john stuart mill is pretty good

if you're reading it to be effay, then no. ethical >>>> aesthetic pleasures

literally camus is the most effay philosopher I can think of, he was a celebrity who boned women on tropical islands in the 50s. what is this mans on

can get more effay than this

stem virgin detected

modern french philosophers are all shit

>Kierkegaard
ISHYGDDT

GTFO nerds. this is how you dress when you don't have to pawn your trousers!

>Sartre
>top tier
sartre is easily bottom tier and just above marx