Be 70 year old fart with terminal cancer

>be 70 year old fart with terminal cancer
>still look better (and have better hair) than 80% of Veeky Forums
literally how did he do it

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i mean aside from manlet genes was he the perfect human?

also the single truly transboard celebrity
>/mu/
>Veeky Forums
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and honorable /hm/ and /lgbt/ mention

just goes to show that even though you CAN be effay with hard work, some people are born with it and carry it with fucking ease

it couldnt come naturally

>what are makeup wigs & photoshop

salty jealous baldlet detected

It's called a toupee.
Believe it or not $1k+ toupee jobs are indistinguishable from natural hair, if you're willing to drop that every 6 months.

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Honestly, yes

I don't know man I watched blackstar today he looks so fucking aesthe

he's literally the undisputed eternal king of /mu/ you know
he'd also be the same for Veeky Forums but now its full of hypebeasts

fuck off

>he's literally the undisputed eternal king of /mu/ you know

that is totally untrue. what do you mean by that?

cancer is great way to lose weight senpai (just like a coke or H addiction). thinsp with cancer patients when?

>literally

always thought he was ugly as sin and his gross teeth freaked me out

He is, no one cares about Scruffy's dogs hit opinion on him

what do you mean?

>t. butthurt Bowie-fag

king: jeff mangum
queen: anne frank

thin white duke is aesthetic af
everything else sucked

>wanna loose weight? Just take a bat in fucking radioactive waste

>tfw laughing so hard the shit, it come out the ass

again, what do you even mean? he certainly isn't more well respected than any other artist

He is tho

Living off of a diet of cocaine, peppers and milk

Actually, being post 50 you can pretty easily be effay. As long as you're in decent enough shape, and not some hunched over old man in, the harsher, more worn look makes a cool contrast with "most" of what you can wear. The thing is by that point, most old people stop giving a shit and wear Wal-Mart polos.

Also, most young people dress like shit too, but the benefits of youth offset that.

Bowie is totally another level though.

Bowie was a manlet? He always seemed like he was tell and lankey.

he was like 5'4

he was 5'10

same thing tbqh famalam

Eh, I wouldn't consider manley until like 5'8".

But that's weird, cause I always thought he was gonna be like 6'2"

How is this a wig? He had a fully intact scalp until the end.

the fucked up eye he had wasn't so nice.

what are you talking about
having both heterochromia and fucked up pupil is effay

sure thing user

he didn't have heterochromia though

Let's not talk about judy

what