Wow, they finally embrace Veeky Forums, thanks Bottled Blonde Chicago!

finally a dress code we can get behind, Bottled Blonde Chicago

yelp.com/biz/bottled-blonde-chicago-chicago

tl;dr wear a suit

would save time if they said just that

I can't believe they banned white t-shirts and matching clothes.

>Dont be a nigger, white folk

So self respecting whites only? I'm ok with this.

im from chicago. im tempted to barge in breaking every rule at once.
this shit is excessive. i understand having a dress code, but this is just fucking ridiculous.

I'm sure their yelp is getting it right now lmao

all this shit for a bar?

Wow, this really embraces my gaywad lifestyle.

Doesn't say No dicks out

This looks like a gay dudes Grindr profile

>no matching-colored shoes/clothes
>no leather or denim jackets
>no high tops aside from meme shoes
>etc, etc, etc

what in the fuck am I even reading? this shit reads like the dress code to a Jehovah's Witness mass

Y'all realize this is just an excuse kick out whoever without a hassle right?

>no matchy matchy
good

white tshirts are traditionally worn by drug dealers. Even with a suit you still have italian gangster vibe

>and etc
>if denied entry based on your clothes, changing your clothes won't change the decision
Wat

>going to a sports bar
>ever

why do americunts do this?

Besides being boring af has anyone noticed that this will rule out stuff every basic girl wears? Sandals, athletic wear, mesh tops, tank tops, sneakers, mesh shirts, denim jackets, fringe

Who are you gonna hit on at the bar now senpai? This place is about to become a complete meat market

It's a fucking sports bar. Why the strict dress code?

I can't wear sicc slp fits

It's to flashy user. You have to blend in to make sportsbar normies comfortable.

Here have a
>nice, fitted button

This is basically saying no negritude or millennials allowed

upboated

Yeah but it is the most basic of clothes, it would be like going to restaurant that didn't serve water as a drink

TOO FLASHY

>flannels
>jean jackets
>work boots
>baggy shirts
>Ed Hardy
>Sideways hats
>classic white trash clothing is black

see

>no niggers
wow subtle