Would you be allowed into this bar?

Would you be allowed into this bar?

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>changing your appearance will not change the decision
That seems counterintuitive

Also this place seems lame as fuck. A magnet for pretentious fedoras and redditfucks

Who the fuck would even want to go to a place that cares that much about what you're wearing

I'd be allowed in but wouldn't want to go

Why didn't they just write what you ARE allowed to wear? Would be a lot quicker

>classy atmosphere
>poster designed in MS Publisher 2003

Seeing as how I'm not a nigger? Yup I'd be let in.

Basically, "no niggers allowed." Im okay with that

The very end one on tattoos would be how I don't get in. It's fine I was gonna drink Budweiser at the dive anyway

It's very simple: Don't be lazy and wear something proper. Don't wear denim outside of work nor athletic attire outside of the rec room. Shorts obviously belong inside the pool area.

>High standard of dress
>Chucks and vans are allowed

>leaving the house

>tank tops allowed before 6

wouldn't even look twice at this place

>no hats
>hats must be worn forward at all times

okidoki then

somehow I get the feeling that this is just an elaborate way of saying "no niggers"

If you want a laugh you have got to look up their yelp reviews. It's a literal salt mine

link?

Reddit: the restaurant.

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if I'd known about this place a few months back when I lived in chicago I'd have passed by and posted views; this looks like a goldmine

ty this is pretty funny

bars this autistic towards their customers do not remain open for very long

I wouldn't even go out of the house in the first place

>wear a suit
Sounds easy enough.

A big problem that bars have is keeping the black/biker/hipster/loser divorced alcoholic with an intense stare population down. If too many black people start going to a bar, the white patrons will leave and it will become a "black bar", these white patrons will never return. To do this without seeming racist, bars create crazy rules that are meant to deter them at the door and minute policies to kick them out if they overstep any lines.

Is it racist? yes. Is it necessary? yes. In my city, a strip of bars all were accused of being overly firm to black dudes, asking them to leave over the slightest thing. There was no real justification to do this because a club can't say "If too many black people are in this building at one time, there will be a shooting" but that is exactly what happened to every black club around town.

I'm pretty sure only half of these rules are ever enforced, but they serve to give the bouncers something to stand on when they try to manage the flow of patrons and control the vibe of the establishment.

Also, apparently this place doesn't have a real liquor license and operates as a bar and grill. So keeping troublemakers to a minimum would be pretty important to the management here.

I walked past a bottled blonde yesterday and there were black people inside

What the fuck? Does that mean I can't wear my watch or a fucking ring on my finger?

What if I'm Christian and wear a crucifix everyday?

I could walk right in there, but I don't drink, and I'm broke af

this has to be on the north side. fuck bars on the north side of chi anyway. every one of them is overpriced, talking like $7 for a budweiser. theyre also all full of tryhards and people who are obsessed with themselves. everyone dresses like everyone is staring at them, but in actuality theyre all staring so hard at themselves that nobody notices each other and everyone just sits around trying to look cool without mingling at all.

>***NO JORDANS, NIKE AIR MAX OR AIR FORCE ONES***

Yeah this is pretty much how I dress all the time. Black zip up western boots, tailored black trousers, tailored white button up.

If you aren't black or under 18 this should be how you dress assuming you don't live at home or work at McDonalds lmao

If you're a gangbanger or methhead redneck and you come back in a change of clothes you're still a gangbanger or redneck so they don't want to let you in.

The things that could trip me up on a given day would be wearing a plain white tee or one of my jackets. I've got an MA-1 and a couple of denim jackets.
If I was going out for the night I'd have a button-down and a sportcoat on, though.

>No matching colors of the shoes, hat and/or shirt
So I can't even wear a 3 piece suit with matching hat? Fuck that.

>clothes are racist
???

Eh? Shoes and shirts aren't part of the suit.

Does he just mean that all three can't match? Because of course if I'm going to wear a 3 piece black suit the shoes will be the same color as the hat.

You want to wear an all black 3-piece suit with a black hat? Are you an old undertaker?

Maybe he's the grandfather owner of a pawn shop

It's just a hypothetical question.

Why do you sound pouty?

>yelp.com/biz/bottled-blonde-chicago-chicago

Damn, it really is a saltmine.

>muh racism and sexism

Their dress code is infuriating for other reasons but the fact that it's pissing off liberals for nonexistent reasons is enough for me to get behind them

yes yes goy, personality and individualism are bad things!

You can have personality without dressing like a bum.

MFA: The Bar "No individualism allowed!"

this
also this

>fuck off, nigger
>haha, i was only pretending to be a nigger

the fedora-tippers who run this place probably think it's good business to exclude people because "muh classy dress code" they got off r/mfaggotry

>doesn't wear puffer jackets
embarassing.

>put on a black 3 piece
>oh no I don't want reddit to make fun of me
>BETTER PUT ON MY BROWN HAT AND GREY SHOES HEH THAT'LL SHOW 'EM
nice.

>zip up boots
>waitercore
T R A S H

I would be allowed, might have to drop a hoodie from under a jacket, but lmfao I would never go in

I bet you reversed those colours because you know a grey hat and brown shoes are more versatile than black hats and black shoes.

Are these those fancy nightclubs that we only see in the movies where people dress up in suits and have conversations in?

Wearing a "classy" hat but not taking it off indoors is fedora tier.

Yeah, no problem at all.

I think this code is ridiculous, but so is the whining about it. These idiots are screaming about how racist it is, but isn't it just as racist to assume that black people are incapable of dressing respectably? It's not even like the rules are actually that strict when you look at them, if anything it's cheaper to dress in a way that passes than a way that doesn't.

>can't wear black shoes with black shirt
>banning the affluent gay men who wear floral shirts (?)
>banning the qts that wear camouflage hats ironically
>banning wealthy hipster guy who wears an ironic statement jacket
>banning the hipster yuppies that wear flannel esp around their waist (literally a trend now)
>banning all jeans that aren't black / ugly-blue

I'm all for indirectly banning black clientele, but this is just absurd

you'll literally only cater to people coming home from work / very old style-less men

I guess it's fine if that's what they want (that's probably what they want) but like 5 of the things they banned are now worn ironically

No and I wouldn't go in.

Why would I want to go there I bet everything is fucking expensive.

>No Jordans
wtf

It's funny that they can read between the lines and see it's a "no niggers" policy but their locus of control is so external that they do not see it in their power to follow these rules.

It's not as if they're just too poor: these people buy a pair of shoes that will cost more than an entire uniqlo outfit that would pass this.

shut it, goy

>thinks brown shoes, a black suit, and a grey hat looks at all good
stop breathing any time

>putting words in my mouth.

>Sorry, sir. We are a classy establishment. You can't wear that Patek Philippe in here.

You're trying too hard to find fault with it. I know that you know that they didn't think of watches as jewelry.

If you express yourself in your clothes you are a faggot, real men express themself via art and such.

Real men wear proper clothes and not hoodies with AF1s.

>real men anything
faggot detected

>sandals allowed before 8pm
dropped

>Why do you want me to conform, waaaa
>Why do you want me to dress like a grown up, waaa
>Why can't i dress like a 16 year old skater even though i am 26, waaaa

You are a manchild, and you dress accordingly.

>real men argument
>on a fashion board
you're not a real men joanna, there's no such thing as "masculine vagina"

Keep dressing like a 12 year old with your hoodies and jeans as you age into your 30s.

You are gonna be seen as a manchild through out your life, while I am gonna be seen as the Boss.

Girls wet their panties when they see a guy in a fitted suit and a custom tailored shirt.

Girls laugh at manchildren like you when they see you in your cargoshorts with a black hoodie like a fuccboi.

>claims to have good taste
>posts guidos in poorly tailored suits
user how's high school going?

Those suits cost more than your entire closet.

And it's great to see that you no longer can reply to my arguments so you attack my images, haha!

I've got a pair of pants on that I will sell you for $100,000. I won't accept less than $100,000 for these pants.
My pants are therefore better than any clothes you own, kid.

Calling me a kid when your fashion sence are more kidlike, haha you are a funny guy i'll give you that.

And the price i meant wasnt the resell value, it was what he paid for the suits you bum.

And just because you sell something worth $100,000 doesnt make it worth that, but your bum brain can't comprehend that.

His suits are custom tailored by the finest tailors from Italy while your jeans are from the local walmart, haha!

>you no longer can reply to my arguments
you're right, i kneel at your feet please teach me how to dress like a real man and totally not like a terrone with bottomless pockets

>just because you sell something worth $100,000 doesnt make it worth that

You must be slow because you say I can't comprehend that when my post was clearly alluding to that very fact.

If somebody uses the finest fibres for the jeans and they are strung together by the best tailors, then maybe those jeans are worth it, because when you pay for the best, you have to pay the most.

But socialists like you don't understand that.

I cannot teach you how to dress, dressing well costs money and thats why you don't dress well already, if you had the money you would be dressed in tailored shirts like me.

But since you would rather dress like a bum and earn money like a bum you are never gonna achieve anything.

You dress the way you wanna be seen, if you dress like a 12 year old thats how people are gonna see you, but if you dress like a boss thats when people respect you.

There's a reason the italian maffia dressed nicely, they had class and that's something kids like you will never understand.

And get me a big mac, hold the fries.(Because you probably work at McDonalds, haha!)

There's no jeans made out of unicorn pubes woven by pixies, mate.
At a certain point things just cost more because people with lots of money like paying lots of money.

>I can't afford expensive brands so other are people are stupid for doing so.

You moneylets are such bums, instead of working smart and being able to afford nice things you come down on those like me who can afford nice things.

Socialism = Because i can't afford it means the people who can should be taxed until they can't either.

nice b8

>people that call me nouveau riche must be socialists

>trousers and polo

Yeah I'll be fine. The owner of that bar is either extremely autistic, or has dealt with some absolute dropkicks in their bar.

>dropkicks

Australian?

lol, yes

another great thread, r/thedonald

>no bright clothes
>no matching colors
>no tie dye
>no plain white tees
>tank tops before 6PM only
>no overly long hoodies
>no odd colored pants
>no joggers
>no athletic wear
>no pants with numerous zips
>no brimless headgear
>no visible tattoos
>NO PLAIN WHITE TEES

is it autism?

>>NO PLAIN WHITE TEES
That's code for "no blacks" dummy.

A bar doesn't have to make these rules to deter certain clientele, just play a certain type of music that all undesirable groups don't like (top 40 pop, no hip hop) and they will think it's lame/wack/gay/young, leaving you with a younger, typically student clientele that is easier to price gouge anyway. It's a win/win without being overt.

t. bartender in a city

isn't this that loudmouth cunt who wrestles with boys for a living? is this what you consider a "real man"?

>I'm not fashionable so I compensate by spending more money than you

Sad, don't you ever look at those people who can look good in DYI and/or thrifted clothes and feel a little jealous?

I wear plain white tees all the time and I'm pretty pale

This bar is in Chicago which is kind of like if you filled Melbourne almost entirely with the Apex gang and then you gave them all guns.
The survival of this guy's business depends on it not getting a rep for being a pit filled with gangsters shooting at each other.

>kind of like if you filled Melbourne almost entirely with the Apex gang and then you gave them all guns
Jesus christ that's a terrifying description... I see why Americans are so on edge about black violence.

Plain white tees are literally the best thing ever.

>no hawaiian shirts
what the fuck is their problem? i have a few nice ones i wear unbuttoned with slacks and loafers to go to places just like this

this place looks really typical based on where i've been in the area, except this one is relying mostly on atmospherics and false sense of worth (see: the long winded dress code written by an autist) in order to charge you exorbitantly for everything. no doubt it'll attract attractive men and women who are looking to mingle and have fun but if you're into those types of pretentious blowhards i wouldn't think of going

but if you're not*

You dress like shit and I think this thread finally made you realize the problem

>classy atmosphere
>vans and tanktops allowed

Why yes, I am my good gentlesir.

what pants tho?