How the fuck do you cunts get your hairstyles? I don't know the shape of my face really, I don't know the shape of my skull, I don't know how much I should be spending on a good cut, I don't know what the fuck about fuck all and I am fuckin' pissed about it.'
Should I just walk into a nice barbershop and just say 'Do as you deem fit to do'?
Does anyone know a good barbershop in D.C. that doesn't just shave niggers' heads?
Asher Gomez
same as you, bro. I don't even try.
Anthony Campbell
What kind of hair do you have user? Is your forehead as wide as your cheekbones or jaw?
Justin Watson
Wider than both - according to my mother.
Joseph Cox
kind of like this but a little better idk
Hunter Martin
how the fuck do i try. what should i be considering?
Benjamin Adams
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why are you asking white men for advice
Jacob Morris
With a wide forehead, you dont need as much volume on the sides for it to look good, but for people like me with a narrow forehead, I need to make sure I have enough volume on the sides.
I cut my own hair, and I like to close crop it an inch or two above the ears, as it highlights your cheek bones
Benjamin Stewart
How do I deal with this giant cheekboned alien ass tiny headed no brow boned fucked up shit looking fiveheaded face
Samuel Gray
curtain your hair and sweep it forward a bit, part it middle offset so it adds enough volume to the side of your head to make it appear more rectangular
Eli Williams
post a pic faget
Michael Bennett
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David Nelson
I guess 90s retro is in
Nathan Martinez
you can still do it in a non 90s way of you clean up the edges and back
William Morales
any examples?
Isaiah Nelson
Like this, but with maybe a more centered part, like parted above the outer edge of your eye, and sweeping the hair forward and down, not up and back like most people do. Put in a little product so it doesn't look too clean.
Luis Diaz
Clean up around the ears and clipper the back where your skull begins to turn concave
Caleb Myers
because hes half white
Nathan Martin
Big bangs to cover your deformity
Jackson Perry
This is dumb, but how do you guys ask for a haircut? I've literally never said anything to a barber other than "just want it short, with a little longer on the top".
Jacob Morris
I cut my own, but the one time I showed pictures to the stylist she did a pretty good job, but we went to highschool together and are friends, so it wasn't awkward. Whenever I tried to describe what I wanted in terms of clipper lengths and top lengths in inches, I was largely ignored and the other stylists would do a shit job.
Xavier Baker
Half white doesn't make him white nor his facial parts.
Leo White
I say specifically "trim the lower sides to around 1 cm, only cut the very ends of the hair on top with scissors and gradually even out the transition inbetween" You learn your measurements by trial and error, no way around it. And most barbers like to hear atleast somewhat more specific requests instead of the usual "short on the side, long on top" because that's too general.