Yes, being fat is uneffay. Yes, being short is uneffay. Balding, yes. Pimpled, yes. But I think we need to talk about the hands-down MOST uneffay body characteristic
Being knock-kneed. Seriously, I am convinced that this right here is THE most unattractive trait someone can have. It goes hand in hand with being a lardass as well
Thoughts? Can we agree that kneelets are the worst?
Being knock-kneed can be kinky af on a biitch. I have a neighbor black granny who is like literally 70yo. So she has knock knees, but she is like 5'10 and hot af body. I wanna fuck her very much.
Also, my dentist assistant has knock knees, but she's kinda meh, still also wanna fuck her. The knock knees make some bitches look like they were just fucked a lot. Especially when they assume this and imply it.
Luke Foster
How do you not want to cut your jugular vein at all waking moments?
Jaxson Gray
How do you not wanna suck my dick? You ungrateful bitch, I bumped your shitty thread and you insult me?
Benjamin Moore
>How do you not wanna suck my dick? Because I don't want to swallow a fucking tapeworm
I would doom myself to a life of endlessly unbumped threads if it meant I could get you off this board
John Wright
can i get a link to your blog? would love to read about the unraveling mind of a 40year old man in east europe
>9 years ago you've been on this downward spiral for a long time cousin
Ayden King
Wasn't she losing weight like last month?
What's new with Jonah Hill?
Tyler Moore
I wouldn't be surprised if op was Lena herself. She named a chapter of her book after me and it kinda resembles me too.
Ethan Perry
>I wouldn't be surprised if op was Lena herself. >She named a chapter of her book after me and it kinda resembles me too. I can't for the life of me sort this post out Are you schizophrenic?
Connor Richardson
Fuck off that's sexy as shit paired with a big ass.
Julian Morales
>Pimpled, yes
Come on man I have no power over this, Veeky Forums needs to push for pimples to be in.
Charles Fisher
>Come on man I have no power over this You have more power over that than any other of those listed traits lmao
Change yourself, not the world
Andrew Green
are you retarded? >more power over acne than being fat oops answered my own question
Jack Campbell
Any new tips? I've tried everything that was mentioned about them in the healthcare/skinecare threads, and I still have some that just won't go away.
Xavier Ramirez
You can clear up acne in two weeks
Carter Gomez
Its all genetics, some people never have a single red spot or a pimple on their face while others got all kinds of pizza face action.
Can't be evaded I guess.
John Adams
how?
Samuel Scott
What causes knock-knees in non fat people? It seems more and more common, and not even on fatties. How does a knocked knee cure the knock of the knee?
Hudson Clark
not true and i have tried everything
David Reed
accutane
Parker Powell
lol not everyone wants to kill themselves or ruin their lives with that stuff man.
Hudson Davis
she is a jew
Gabriel Rogers
Good for her, she actually looks a little decent here.
Angel Morales
so is natalie portman and i'd smash natalie portman
Jack Cook
Fully agree You are an idiot I kekk'led
Colton Howard
Being black is worse
Christopher Myers
is being black truly the least aesthetic thing you could be? i think so.
Noah Diaz
on a guy, yeah. just looks, and is, weak
Jose Bell
How come celebs with body issues like Lena Dunham adopt the attitude that if you don't find her super attractive something is wrong with you.
Like her attitude is because she eats food in excess everyone needs to find her to be the most attractive woman in the universe.
Bitch can't be content with being a fat normie with little to no work in Hollywood? Go work at a forever 21 or some shit
Jonathan Thomas
I'd rather fuck her than any skinny bitch 2bh
Austin Turner
who's the dude in the pic?
Jace Moore
How the fuck can you counter knock knees? I really want mine gone. I walk weird to try and hide them, but it doesn't really work.
Anthony Hughes
Never mind, I just checked. I masturbated to myself naked. My knees are fine, I just have body dysmorphia
Dylan Lopez
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Tyler Sanchez
Haha, sorry, that came out weird. I mean I recorded lots of photo booth videos of myself walking around my apartment naked and then I was able to masturbate to them.