Fake Aristocrats

“The Prussian Royal Family is known to be at its size of 1,212 twin Princes and Princesses from the King of Prussia Fernidad Frederick and Heather Ginnelle a descendant of Wallis Simpson who then married abdicated King of England Edward VIII who King Fernidad possibly had other children from numerous women such as Heather Ross a descendant of U.S. President George Washington and others from a Hospital in Cairo, Egypt.

Known is King Fernidad’s first born son Allah the Great and the King’s 200th born son known as the Biblical character God including Fernidad himself known as Holy King Jehovah Hohenzollern Ur being related as Great Grandson to Prince Hermann Wilhelm Göring of the Nazi Party who was related to Prince Augustus Frederick of Prussia who had King of Prussia William II all the way down to Kaiser II and Prince Augustus who was Uncle to all the King’s of Russia from his mother Catherine the Great.

King of Prussia Fernidad Frederick is known to be related to Jesus Christ of the Church of Gervais of France from his mother Saint Marie Jean Gervais who Jesus is related to Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte who had a son Frederick the Great of Prussia under the name of Frederick William de Thulemeier.”

Autism in a nutshell.

Oh man, have I got a story for you. Basically some guy named Louis Doimi de Lupis, who really is Croatian nobility changed his surname in to Louis Doimi de Lupis Frankopan Šubić Zrinski. Zrinski en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Zrinski and Frankopans en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Frankopan were two of the most influential Croatian, and by extension Hungarian, noble families. But they died out in the 17 and 18 centuries. (Šubići died out in the middle ages and Zrinskj are their branch) Anyway, the guy has no reason to claim their lineage but he doesn't give a fuck. The funny part is, the family is kinda well respected en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingrid_Detter_de_Frankopan. In fact his daughter is married to Lord Nicholas Windsor, who is the son of Duke and Duchess of Kent. Hilarious.

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>nobility is an autistic meme
oh gee who would have guessed

>Presenting “Lord” Evgeni Minchev von Bul (although perhaps he’d be more aptly known as Buls**t).

Russian """cossacks""" are a prime example of this. They're worse than magpies in their love for shiny things and garish titles.

Soviet heritage?

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>People recognize the sword that will stab them if they don't recognize His Holy Majesty's Long Ass Name, nobody gives a shit about the title itself.

Well, "His Holy Majesty's Long Ass Name" was the sword that would stab you. So their descendants do have some "special recognition".

Russian cossacks are legit tho. Ukraine isn't the only place with cossacks.

Keep in mind that's after 3 years of WW1, 5 years of Russian Civil War, 1 year of Winter War, and 4 years of WW2.

Russians have loads of medals, but deservedly so.

Also, you can see has wears not only all his medals, but also all the tiers of the medals. He has the the Order of Lenin 6 times.

Probably. All Russian war veterans were awarded shiny things purely for being alive at the moment (in fact, real frontline war vets could have been identified by not having too many medals), then it moved to people who were alive during the war, now anyone who looks sufficiently old can sport whatever medals they please.

Soviets really loved devaluing medals and ranks in general by giving them out left and right. No wonder that larpers love aping their practices.

Ukraine had its share of modern """cossacks""" too, pic related. No idea how it is now, though, but it's probably about the same. The problem isn't in the name, the problem is that they're larpers at best and drunk aggressive wewuzers at worst.

Some of the real royal uniforms look tacky as fuck too.

>King Zog

More than likely people who are rich, but not as rich as the truly RICH, who desperately want to imitate their betters but aren't good enough to be allowed in the same club, so they start their own knock off, second tier versions.

Those are the kind of people who buy star names and coats of arms off the internet too.

And which ones in particular do you find tacky?

Excuse me, but why do you have to be "good enough" to be in the noblemen's club?
For all I know they were all born into that position whenever or not they are any successful in their lives or not.

Yeah well his serfs have guns now and unless his majesty wants to get Robespierre'd they can specially recognize deez nuts.

I'd say those people were the next level down. They're the middling classes who dream of being rich, so buy tacky shit like that and think buying a square foot of land in Scotland makes them a laird.

Basically those guys but cheap trinkets as their attempt to get up to the next layer, these guys buy expensive trinkets and hang out together as their attempts.

Nigga on the right look fresh af.

Good enough as in being born into extreme wealth and privilege going back generations and able to meet the ridiculous requirements and expectations of a really elite circle. Not some small businessman who made a few million selling cellphones out of his kitchen in the 90s.

Because while being born into it is how nobility generally works, you can be so rich you can just tell the old farts to fuck off. Look at Rotschilds, for example.