Is having a small dick effay?

Is having a small dick effay?

lmao prolly not

at least mine is above average, even though i haven't used it in a long long time

Damn dude has no dick

>pic related

This actually makes me more confident about my size

I am going to see the Baby Driver tonight at the ghetto movie theater for five bucks. rate

I only just recently realized that I can afford to occasionally go to the movie theater.

this has absolutely nothing to do with this micropenis thread

Yes, it's minimalism

>baby driver = small dick
>ghetto theater = big dicks
>can afford = its ok

user is saying he has a small dick and is ashamed because everyone is bigger than him, but realizes that its ok and he is learning to love himself

lmao he talks about himself like a sex connoisseur, cunt's got a cocktail sausage

is that Russell Brand on the Joe Rogan experience?

thank you for your wise words

what counts as small?

Yes.

It makes it easier to wear tight-fitting pant without discomfort or a silly looking penis bulge.

It was good enough for the Greeks. A small penis is sophisticated and dignified, flavorful and more spiritually fulfilling. Only savages have to cart around a grotesque mass between their legs.

anything less than 7
t. 5.5 inches

but isn't average 5.5? 7 seems pretty securely in the large category to me

t. insecure dicklet

It's not silly at all, it's masculine and manly.

Probably not, but having one sure is devastating and extremely belittling.

t. 4.5" x 4.5"

Average white dick is said to be around 5.5-6.5 inches. But I think dick size may be so uniform that if some guy is packing 5 you might not be able to just say "He's bit below average." You probably have to say he's got a pretty small cock. Same of a guy with 7. He's got a pretty big cock.
About 8 is thought to be around perfect. Over that is not only unpleasant for most women - it's very rare.

got a fiver but girls say they like how i stay hard and the slight curve hits the upper/lower walls when im inside

top fucking kek

lmao my dick is smaller than that and i'm more than fine with it
learn to live your life nigga

Wait until a girl tells you that you don't have to be shy and get put it all the way in when it already is.

if you let that strongly affect your outlook on your life and yourself, please refer to the previous post

>learn to live your life nigga

Grower vs shower who wins?

That girl would probably moan a lot louder when she's nailed by bigger guys. How can you live with that ?

Definitely grower. It's not effay to hve bulges, however, it's very effay to have big penis when you're in sexual situation. Like, dressing up while having a big dick will prove that you're not doing fashion merely for compensating.

Hahahah

No such thing

>penis thread
help me Veeky Forums what do you do with your penis hair?

I shave it because it's unpleasant and dick looks 100 times more aesthetic like this. I only leave the hair trail leading from the stomach down to just above the dick.

Didn't they have a study at some point that asked women to compare penis sizes and choose the most ideal, and most chose something like 6-6.5? Pretty sure average is like 5.5...

I shave it so it makes my dick look bigger to girls

It's worked so far

average =/= personal preferences

The statue of david has micro penis and he's aesthetic and my goal so yea

Keep dreaming

You never jumped in a freezing lake or done drugs before?
Dude was off his face and naked in England

that's literally the study. "8in is perfect", do you know how rare it is for a human being to have an 8in dick? 99% of porn dicks are between 6-7 in. 8 is obscenely large and would be exaggerated to a mega 10 in dick in porn. I'll bet on my life you're a virgin

>tfw blonde/ginger pubes.

you're a fat fuck aren't you

well, if you were a girl, that would be pretty hot. firebushes are 10/10

I was the one that said that. I'm not sold on it, dude. In fact I'd prefer it not be true. But I've seen some charts of unknown credibility that suggested it.
I'd ask you this: why would you think the PERFECT dick is similar to the dicks most guys have?
You wouldn't say it's true of height, cheekbones etc. would you? Ideals are beyond most people. They're ideals.

having a big dick is a blessing
bitches love getting their faces slapped with a dick, like they are being hit with a bat

alright boys let's settle this
length or girth?

>boys

what are you, gay ? ask women

you're comparing it to ideals of beauty with sexual pleasure. An actual good comparison is a pussy, where the 'perfect' is not something that rare either.