You wake up in 1935. What do?

You wake up in 1935. What do?

masturbate

I wait until asian moot takes over Veeky Forums and tell him not to make Veeky Forums otherwise more shitty threads like this will be made.

Join the architectural world during its modernist phase.

Kill modernist architects and donate their undeserved riches to classicists.

Kill Hitler, obviously. Is this a trick question?

Rape your grandmother

This

Go to Hogwarts and kill Tom Riddle

Probably try to fuck my great grandma

Class war

1935 in which country, though?

get ready to get drafted

You could just remove Asian moots ancestors.

This. Unless i'm in the SS already, which i propably would.

Kill myself.

Go to the President of the U.S. and show him the gay cuck/sissy porn on my cell-phone and tell him that is the future of the world. However, it can be averted if:

-We stop Hitler by doing a pre-emptive strike well before 1939

> find the nearest nigger
> kick his teeth in because of all transgressions his future heirs will commit

Help hitler desu.

Make sure that we dont give rights to black folk but instead move them back to africa except rhodesia
Its the slippery slope that started it all

Find Hitler, prove to him I'm from the future with my phone, weird shit and general knowledge, and then tell him about how World War 2 pans out. Germany doesn't fuck up as much and wins the war.