Are straight guys shaving their pubes now?

What do you do? If yes, how come? If no, how come?

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>now
It's been, like, 15 years.

I trim. I don't like the idea of being shaved bald like that.
Bought one of those dollar store trimmers and just go at my shaft every couple of months.

Bitches appreciate it, and it makes my dick look bigger. Can't have branches out growing the trunk.

Jesus Christ man, straight guys shave it since porn actors started shaving it. Porn is the norm.

idk, nobody seemed to be doing it back then. women neither

I don't shave because I never get laid

Works the other way around senpai. Start acting like you get laid, and the sex will follow.

It's falling out of fashion now, but everyone was doing it back then.

idk just seems better that way. I shave in the shower every other day, your skin gets used to it.

From what I've gathered, girls generally love a slightly trimmed bush whereas the scrotum is 100% clean-shaven.

This. I wax my chest, shave my balls, and shave a nice area around my pubes and upper thighs but leave a triangle of hair.

>shaving balls
sounds risky

Not really, all you need is patience, and experience in shaving, maybe some foam for better measures but if you aren't a dumbass you shouldn't be able to castrate yourself while shaving, it's not that they're extremely sensitive and paper-like

the higher the risk, the higher the reward

I trim, otherwise it looks like a sea captain's beard. Shaving the whole area would just be strange though, I'm not even sure I like a totally hair free fanny on a woman, bit noncy desu.

It's not really, just don't go at it like Jack the Ripper. Take your time, stick on a podcast and relax, if you can't make time for you own bollocks, what do you have time for? It's not really like it has to be snooker ball smooth either.

This user knows what's up.

still remember when my trimmer caught the flaccid foreskin of penis and bathtub was filled with running blood.

lol bad feel

>better sex
>less itchy
>junk doesn't smell as bad
>makes your dick look bigger
Why AREN'T you shaving your pubes? I cannot fuck/fap with public hair it feels awful

circumcision wins again. just kidding.

shaved pubes, armpits, and my weird nipple mustaches. mostly since i'm at work and the gym a lot and i sweat literally all day, it helps keep the smell down so i'm not bathing in cologne or deodorant just to be around

Trim pelvic area to about 1cm max. Shave nutsack and stem. Trim ass as short as possible for clean shits

delet this

MFW I hate my hairy ass, but shaving/trimming it is too much effort.

this is so true

>relevant to thread
any recommendations for trimmers? Last one I had was shit and died after a while and I've been slowly growing a forest on my body ever since.

when you say trim, how short? like nearly to the point of looking shaved, or just so that the worst of it is gone?

Just till the worst of it's gone. Like so if I bend my flaccid dick up, roll the foreskin back, then forwards, it doesn't get a "mouth" full of pubes.

If you could picture such a thing, just for a moment.

I dont understand how you guys are so worried. I've been shaving my pubes all over including shaft and balls, and I've not once cut myself. The secret is to not be retarded and do it in the shower with a safety razer.

This

Also trimmer on balls is much more dangerous than safety razor

I'm not worried, I was just telling him to take it slow. I don't get why anyone would use a trimmer either, unless you've got Yeti nuts.

>Be me
>Enter shower
>Razor in convenient, easy to access location
>Hair already short from shave 2 days prior, since I'm organized
>Skin toughened from shaving, literally don't even need to use shaving cream
>Shave everything, the short hair shavings flow easily down the drain
>Literally takes 30 seconds, can continue on with the rest of my shower, takes almost no time out of my day.
>Never any smell, sweat or itch
>Bitches love how my big cock seems even bigger now

Tfw pubic masterrace

Shave like every 2 or 3 days

like to keep it clean down there :)

Man, I was trimming my pubes with this little trimmer the other day and and I accidentally went way to close and shaved a big patch bald. I tried to even it out and now I have no pubes. feels bad.

I usually leave like 5mm of length though.

It's always been my experience that gay porn is a decent weathervain for predicting changes in pubic hair trends.

Gay porn brought about the waxed look that was so popular in the 2000's (growing off of how homoerotic wrestlers were all completely waxed). And now you would be hard pressed to a non-waxed male actor in straight porn.

But seems like the tide is turning. If you look at gayporn now it's pubes galore again. I predict that full bush will be back in style this decade.

I just hope smoking comes back into fashion too user

>leave a triangle of hair
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

Let's just go live in france amongst our people.

>france

No bro, france is a lost case, a doomed shithole without return

fanny kys

Veet balls, trim pubes, shave shaft.

Why not also Veet shaft?

Actually yeah I do do that.

>but Englandistan is not lost

i wonder if it's cause of the "daddy" trend. in general there's definitely a lot more variety tho

fucking shave the shaft and balls, trim all else mayne.

girls don't wanna be picking long curly hairs from between their teeth after blowing you.

Hail Satan

>a safety razor
are you fucking serious god damn
I would definitely cut my sack with my safety razor

Heavy risk...but the prize

I shave

I live in Arizona and it gets 120 degrees over summer

Having no hair is nice

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>better sex
I don't see how.

>less itchy
Maybe bathe more.

>makes your dick look bigger
Not really.

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I trim it once every 2 months or so it doesn't look like a god damn arab beard. When I try shaving completely it my crotch feels dry and itchy.

try shaving it completely*

Use depilatory powder.

so necessary bro. give it a shot.

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whenever i shave my pubes it gets super itchy and red and i have no idea why
i like it shaved but it looks like i have a fucking std after a couple days cause it gets so red
HELP ME

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ingrown hairs, i get it too. shit sucks

thanks ill give it a try hopefully it helps the redness

Jesus Christ. This video is disgusting

No. It's a pain in the ass and my gf prefers hairy men.

>every couple of months

You're either mentally challenged or have parcinson

i shave when i know im going to get laid which is about once every 2 months. feelsbad

I don't grow hair that fast and my sex life is garbage because I'm getting old so I don't go out as much.

Please stop trying to bully me, user

>Better sex
Nigga trimmed is so much better than clean shaved you will chafe like a motherfucker if you go clean.

works great for your asshole hair too

With great risk, comes great attention.

>Maybe bathe more.
You'll still have some residual moisture trapped by the hair, breeding bacteria that will gnaw at the skin. Why not both bathe and trim?

>colonize the brown fellas' lands
>they think France has more power = more $$$ = more opportunities
>those brownfolks migrate
Gee, I wonder why.

tfw /pol/ is right
for the record i trim

>Implying that the real problem isn't a weak government that is bowing to political correctness.

literally peak male physique

don't remove your ass hair unless you want swamp ass
and don't shave any hair you sit on unless you want ingrowns, if you must, use a beard trimmer with a .5 mm setting to trim only
the balls should always be shaved if you are sexually active No one wants hair in their mouth
I shave the balls and trim the bush above with beard trimmer down to a neat place, I think guys that go completely bald look weird.

>start acting like you get laid
>never leave the house because why would i if i was getting laid anyways? :^)

How the heck is having considerate interactions with certain groups - at least, what I'm getting about what being 'politically correct' means - have anything to do with immigration problems? I think I'm missing some European political context here (am Asian).

What about legs? Do y'all shave them or leave em alone?

It's not "considerate", it's the fact that it's completely forbidden to criticize immigrants and non-whites in any way that is problematic.

it will never be out of style as long as you're in somewhat of a hip city
may be out of style for american normies I guess

Don't shave my legs. Some of my buddies use a beard trimmer and lightly shave some of the hair off. You can't really tell it's shaved, and the hair is less crazy. Looks ok, I just can't be bothered. I do shave my balls in the shower (no excuse for hairy balls) and if I'm hooking up for the night I trim my pubes pretty short. One girl I was fucking didn't like pubic hair at all, so I did stay fully shaved for her.

>Can't have branches out growing the trunk.
You mean weeds or grass

In france almost nobody does it.

Lots of girls only trim their hair too, fully shaved isn't very common, dunno about the USA

He looks like a tree

Lmao enjoy your pubes

I've been doing it for 6 years and I don't ever remember chaffing
protip: put on lotion ya ashy motherfucker

Not if the government intervenes