Why is techno so Veeky Forums?

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cause you get to show off your huge boobs in tight tops and wear spooky masks and jump around and sweat a lot and drink redbull while pumping your fists to ULTIMATE MASTERS OF HARDCORE 2016 PODCAST SKULL DYNASTY HARDCORE HARDSTYLE SPEEDCORE FRENCHCORE TERRORCORE GABBER MEGAMIX FEAT. ANGERFIST & DJ NOSFERATU SPONSORED BY MONSTER ENERGY DRINK

Because of MC H aka H.P. Baxxter aka Dave, Dave from Sheffield, furthermore known as the screaming lord (but you can call him "Ice, Ice Ice Baby") aka The Horseman aka the super-sharp shooter standin on a rooftop

because of 50 000 % M A K I N A TECHNO HITS COMPILATION

dddddddddjjjjjj narutoooooo

(hokage of the berghain)

I remember the back in the 80's when I first heard electronic music
I knew back then this illegal computer sound was gonna be my call
My heart got hooked on 4x4 beats when house took its journey with
Jack, Chicago and Acid House
Now my heart is hooked forever
It’s in my soul,
In my veins,
On my mind 24/7
Don't care if it’s Jazz, Soul, Tech, Minimal, Funky, Vocal or Hip-house
Name it I love it.
Its all about the House music and it always has been
I don't understand people who satisfy with ordinary pop music
They just listen to whatever radio stations decide they should like and my God, they like it.
Some people even think that house club's for weirdo’s only
Maybe they are right, maybe we are weird, maybe this music is weird
and maybe the clubs are overrated
We were in this for the love of music, for the love of beats, for the love of loops
for the love of loops...
Its all about the House music and it always has been
If you're into house music the DJ scene is like a natural path to follow
And back in the days, DJ's were weird people who like music in a weird way
Back then you'll have to be a nerd to become a DJ
Nowadays everybody wants to be a DJ
Nowadays everybody wants to be that nerd
It sickens me
If you are not in it for the love of the music
Would you please fuck off!

It's so effay that Moby fucked Natalie Portman

I said techno, not house, not Moby...

shut up

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Techno is for cool people, that's why.