"So user, what do you do besides lifting and reading?"

>"So user, what do you do besides lifting and reading?"

i don't read

in my spare time i ask strangers on the internet why i don't have a gf

>tfw no gf

Other than work and sleep, those two things are basically all I do.

Reading is for faggots.

>reading

Do I look like a fag?

I help retarded children, it's okay I can call them that.

So you live your own life?

There's more to life than those?

I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong user, I was expecting a twink about your size and must have gotten you confused.

Only because you're in it.

So you're a retard pretending to help retards by helping non retards

Y-You, hopefully.

nice

>what do you do besides netflix and starbucks you lill basic bithc??

*tips fedora*

>"Well, sometimes for fun I go on this website called Veeky Forums and talk with other dudes about fitness and literature. It's actually like a second home to me now."

Well you see m'lady. I have an automotive hobby that I tend to in addition to reading and lifting. I can tell you all about cars and engines mlady. I am also learning guitar online. SUCK MY DICK NOW

>gets divorced

I don't read lol. My main hobby is lifting.

i also play videogames. lets fuck now

I draw things no one cares about, like tall ships, neogothic skyscrapers, rigid airships, and castles.

Nothing, because those are the only two hobbies you need to be attractive to women

kek

I play competitive fighting games and play classical guitar

>neogothic skyscrapers
That's a thing? Neat

post neo gothic artwork

Reading and lifting, I suppose.

I learn train schedules

Yea, y-you too.