Would you have this hair for 13 billion dollar?

Would you have this hair for 13 billion dollar?

I would have that hair for free

yes

i then spend $10 on a wig (assuming I'm not allowed to change it) then proceed to live as a billionaire not giving a fuck about what people think about my cheap wig because I'll be too busy being on my yacht

update: You can't cover it up. you have to let people see you got a horsedick on top of your head.

13 Billion? I'd do it for a fraction of that

Obviously. I'd orient my wardrobe around this hair and have everything tailored etc. Preferable to an undercut and wagecuck life.

Horsecock-hair is going to surpass undercuts.
It's so suggestive and virile

I'd have it for far, far less

it would look cool if the faggot wasnt wearing fucking makeup like a bitch

yeah sure, it's very uncool but I'm uncool either way so at least I would be rich

Can someone give me a history lesson on Japan as to why the JUST hairstyle was literally mandated for all men for a period of time?

i'll do it for 10 bux

wasn't mandated for all men

I would do that haircut, wear a kimono (naked underneath), spend all my free time practicing my katana skills, fixing my bonzai tree and meditating for 13 billion dollars, but no less

I can take a dick for that money

I would do it for 1% of that. I would do it for .01% of that. 13 billion is an absurdly high amount of money. At 1 million dollars I could live carefully and never work a day in my life. Fucking Elon Musk has 13 billion.

yes. I'd rock that hair daily. Now wheres my money?

Like how long do I need to have it for?

For life, you would need to give me like 30k a year.

For one day, I'd do it for 50 bucks.

For 2 month period, I'd do it for like 5k.

Dont you mean 13 birrion dorrar?

Yes and I would bang JAV stars daily.

yes I would, I'd fucking kill myself for that amount of money

how much is 13 billion in japanese yen?

It looks like someone flopped a mini horsedick on a bald guy's head

>mini horsedick
a pony?

same, i think is dope

Not a pony's dick, dumbass, a scaled down version of a horse cock.

>mini horse
ehem actually,numbnuts i was referring to the mini-horse since ponies are mini-hor- nevermind

$13 billion = ¥1.5 Quintillion
¥13 billion = $114 million

roughly

i lost a bet and had to get my hair cut like that once
will post pics if anyone wants

do it

funny. post it, bruh.

Pics bitch

i bet this faggot won't deliver

>¥1.5 Quintillion
No. It's approximately ¥1.5 Trillion.

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i dont think you understand how much 1million dollars is unless you live somewhere where the median income is less then 10k/year

I would amputate my limb for 13 billion, so yes

at 13 billion it would cease to be something to laugh at.
People who notice you in the street wouldn't be thinking, "look at that idiot with the horsecock on his head"
Instead it'd be "hey it's the 13 billion guy"

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Not him, but living carefully, you actually could survive for the rest of your life on $1 million so long as you didn't splash out or have kids.