I look like shit. Any tips to make me look better? Am I too young to shave my head?

M2k is Veeky Forums

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>m2k
>fapping
Nice try Armada.

Going bald early has to be confidence crushing. Especially in todays society.

is smash bros Veeky Forums?

LMAO

Yes. Imo its the most aestetichally and intellectualy pleasing. It's the most fashionable game to get good at without a doubt

You look perfect jason baby don't ever change

>don't care for vidya but I really like professional melee and started practicing myself even though I haven't played it in over a decade
explain this

stop posting now jason, you should had won EVO!

yall ever seen that video of m2k flexing, holy shit the dude has arms

I took a game off taki in tournament once, highlight of my career

he's really big on protein powder and tried to start a "business" selling it with one of my buds i shit you not

I'm Could you give me Smash lessons/play some friendlies?

numales are truly gross

>smash lessons
get your fundamental tech down then go to tournaments, expect to lose, then grind out friendlies
do your best to make some friends and meet up with them
netplay if you can
watch vods and think about them

seconded

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!

congrats on 4th at evo senpai

shave right now

never wear graphic tees again

get contacts

grow a beard

go to the gym

Thanks famalam.

This is the crossboard content I never expected. Who do yall main?

G&W, he's effay.

Fuck tiers.

you're closest to this core, become this

just don't go around kidnapping high school girls and have a personality disorder...

I play melee.
As a kid I played whoever I felt like (besides the Pokemon, Yoshi, and Ness whom I never played) and would switch almost every match.
A few years ago I started again for a little bit and played Fox because muh tiers.
A few days ago I started again and started with Fox once more, but I tried Marth and playing with him seems to come more naturally to me, so I main him now.
Who do you main?

ICs, only wobbling after pools, the effaiest way.
Also Fox as secondarie for Puffs and Peachs.

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>never wear graphic tees again

What are good basic shirts? Should I get one with a pocket or no? Just plain colours like black and white?

Only the euro players

Melee player, Marth, Sheik and Link. By far spent the most time on link even tho he suck haha

seems like a melee thread pops up here every month or two

falco main, falcon secondary, with a secret dk and ness. my fox is ok but he hurts my hands

falco and marth are the most effay imo

Seriously just shave head and embrace Devin Townsend core

>fox is ok but he hurts my hands
go to the doctor m2k

>wobbling
lol

Without wobbling they would be on low tier, no really good MUs. And I tend to wobble only when near top 32/16

>go to the gym

I play PM don't tell anybody
Toon Link

Luigi, marth, pikachu

me too, ivysaur b o y s

wtf m2k could fucking kill me in one hit with his right arm how the hell

Ice and Leffen are pretty effay, imo

leffen would be more effay if he didnt always look like a bee stung his face or some shit

Was this ever explained? First I thought he was so ripped because of a lack of bodyfat, but his arms and abs are way too big for that.

Yung Mang0 was so fa

All those wave dashes

How could anyone browse Veeky Forums and not main marth? He has the most beautiful movement in the game and he's a pretty boy Japanese speaking prince. Marth is obviously the most Veeky Forums character, BY FAR

This.

autism

marth, my brother plays fox. could play that matchup for years without it getting boring

i forget which tourney it was but he looked like he was rockin rick lmfao

Shitty b8. Everyone knows m2k.

he could be again if he lost some weight and started dressing a bit better

sheik and captain falcon
>kawaii in the streets senpai in the sheets

I will mm every marth player in this thread because you all suck. come to NC.

bump

go back to maining sheik/marth full time and stop fucking with fox or smash 4, both are as normie (ergo un-fa) as each other.

For full melee Veeky Forums tier list:

SS
Sheik
S
Marth, Kirby, Captain Falcon, MewTwo
A
Ganon, Zelda, Falco
B
Jigglypuff, Dr Mario
C
Samus, Ice Climbers
D
Fox, Peach, Pikachu, Link, Luigi, Mario
E
Young Link, Game & Watch, Pichu
F
Ness, Donkey Kong

Not really crossboard considering /v/ fucking hate melee because they have a large smash 4 community

ganon btw, I will out-space you marth fuccbois any day, but picking a character with projectiles is CHEATING

>*laser camps u*
Hmph nothing personell kid

This honestly seems like the best main-combo especially at the low-mid level

Pit

Sheik is objectively low tier as far as Veeky Forums characters. Easy to play, auto combos, chain grabs and tech chase grabs. The only cool part is gimps which marth can do cooler as well as being a generally cooler character.

Fox, double shine grab is very Veeky Forums

He wears a fucking cape, c'mon

Blue Luigi and Yellow Mario

Nu male

Absolute fucking degenerate thread

It's only his right arm that's swole af because he jerks it often

every single player looks malnourished or fucking disgusting. At least in traditional fighters you have buff black men

>It's the most fashionable game to get good at without a doubt
lol no

As long as they're plain colored shirts, be it black or white or olive or whatever, you're good.

OP, go full blown Tong Po...
>you'd look like a badass

lol m2k
jason you're adorable

i wonder how abate feels being a model-tier guy in a whole community of subhumans

S H E I K

>model tier guy
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

PEACH
E
A
C
H

me on the right

Embrace the skullet

>shave head
>get Veeky Forums
>get tan
>(polo OR plain tshirt) AND chinos
>thin rimmed circular lenses

You may need to also adjust your lifestyle. Metroid shirt suggests gamer. Gaming is okay as a hobby in downtime, but not as a lifestyle. You don't need to take up a sport, but be a bit outdoorsy. I don't know any cities that don't have nice walking trails either in them or nearby. It'll help with the Veeky Forums too.

This nigga made like 300k playing vidya.

Oh? Is he a somebody?

he's the qtest smash god by far

Oh, so OP wasn't posting a photo of himself. What a waste of a thread.

Skullet master race

mango and armada used to be pretty qt but now they are fat and unkempt

He's a non-meme autist who plays frame perfect Melee. He's also the kid in

Post long hair Armada.
With or without the hat.

dont tell me you think it looks good
adam looked good for about a year wtf is he doing

>people responding earnestly to this thread without reading the context
>people cant be bothered to spend 5 seconds googling some words to find out context

No it's classic that's why I wanted you to post it.
Leffen is almost Veeky Forums but not quite, so not at all. Is it true Wizzrobe is a twink now?