>ITT: Features that forever ruin your chances of looking good
I'll start with the one of the biggest ones, close set eyes. If you have these, you are FUCKING DONE. It is the ultimate game ender. Not only does it fuck up your width ratios, but it also gives the illusion of a longer midface, forever cementing you in uggo status. The worst part is that IT CANNOT BE FIXED. Even manletism can be fixed to some extent, but there are literally no surgeries to fix this, so if you have them, you are doomed. Just look at the cuck I posted. Look at how prominent his baby face is. Losing weight will help slightly, but he will always look like a low IQ, stunted crack-baby. Not even a rhinoplasty can save this guy.
Here, look at another guy. youtube.com/watch?v=_qYEmGGmxX0 Just look at how disgusting his front view is. It's absolutely vile, and that's without taking into account his protrusion, negative canthal tilt, and laughably long midface. Legit one of the worst eye areas I've ever seen. If you can only fit the width of one of your eyes between your eyes, or you have a sub 0.45 width ratio, you are fucking done.
also it can be fixed via surgery either an orbital box osteotomy
or a modified LeFort III can alter the distance by up to 6mm
sub 60mm is subhuman
Ethan Sanchez
This brings me to our next feature, long midface.
just look at this guy and try not to bust up laughing. If you have this, it's also FUCKING OVER (unless you're willing to shell out 40k for an extremely invasive surgery) This is also commonly known as the school shooter trait. Look at Adam Lanza, Randy Stair, Dylann Roof. The way to check if you have this is to measure the distance between your pupils, and the vertical distance between the center of one of your pupils, and the crease between your lips, then divide the latter by the former. You want something between 0.95 and 1.05. Anything above 1.05 is horseface status, and anything under is 0.95 is the E.T. phenotype.
Carter Lee
>there are no surgeries to fix it
what is
>orbital box osteotomy >monobloc bipart
Kayden Campbell
you're a fucking retard
if your midface is overly long, as long as your top and lower third are also the same height then it doesnt matter
also a long mid face can be fixed via LeFort I impaction as most are due to a gummy smile
tl;dr
kys
Aaron Hughes
>Dylan Roof >not effay pick one
Jordan Martin
also the midface ratio is measured by pupil to pupil divided by pupil to the top of the lip you fucking inbred
the higher the midface ratio i.e 1.1 the smaller the midface
Christian Ross
>bulbous roman nose >negative canthal tilt with weak orbitals >neanderthal browline >right side of face is flat >recessed maxilla
and worst of all
>long neck
It's shit because at least I can get surgery to fix the others. I'm forever doomed
And I'm told by a lot of normal people that I'm attractive
i dont understand
Lucas Fisher
>bulbous roman nose rhinoplasty >negative canthal tilt canthoplasty >weak orbitals suborbital rim implants >neanderthal browline brow bossing >recessed maxilla LeFort III
Zachary Ross
>to top of lip HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA coping horseface cuck detected
every medical journal agrees that it's to middle of lips. also, they were too lenient with the 0.8 to 1.2 range since they don't want uggos to kill themselves
just lmao if you've been measuring to top of lip. i guess that's one way to comfort yourself
>if your midface is overly long, as long as your top and lower third are also the same height then it doesnt matter then that's not a long midface retard
AHAHAHAHAHAHA no surgeon will EVER, EVER agree to do an orbital box osteotomy. and there are NO documented cases of a modified LeFort III increasing IPD. keep coping
Alexander Adams
i almost forgot about negative canthal tilt. absolutely terrible.
>canthoplasty a cope that makes you look worse in 5 years post op
Grayson Morgan
1) i dont have a long mid face 2) youre autistic 3) i am a trans 4) i have trans friends that are unfortunate enough to have a long mid face and underwent a LeFort I in brazil which reduced the midface length by 1cm 5) Dr Sinn does LeFort III's routinely as a purely elective cosmetic procedure, and in doing so can alter pupil distance by up to 6mm
6) kys
Tyler Lopez
I already know the surgery options. I'm getting a lot of them.
LeFort III for a recessed maxilla is overkill. I'll prob get LeFort I and call it good.
I just want my neck to be shorter. I look so fucking dumb
Chase Diaz
also my midface ratio when doing pupil2pupil/middle of lips is 63/66 = 0.95
Noah Price
LeFort I can mimic LeFort III with appropriate custom implants
Nathan Reed
>Douglas Sinn ahh, I was hoping when this name would show up
the ultimate hope for eyecels with low IPD. no, he doesn't do it. it was all huge meme that the woman with a ~53 mm IPD was gonna have her IPD increased. call him up yourself, if you don't believe me. also, look up his track record on jawsurgeryforums, lmao. he'll leave you even worse.
Luke Roberts
barely made it enjoy being aesthetic and having life on easy mode. being sub 0.95 is not nearly as bad as being >1.05, anyway
Robert Wilson
no shit i'd rather tiny midface than long
Alexander Peterson
What the fuck is happening in here? Am I missing something, since this all seems really autistic for Veeky Forums.
Blake Stewart
Body Dysmorphia Giga Nigga Edition
Leave before you get it
Hunter Lewis
>60 mm IPD Fucking kill me.
Zachary Collins
>Not looking like a mix between a car accident and lynching victim
Terrible.
Eli Jenkins
weak chin/jaw, not round, which can give you a nice andro or boyish look, but just straight up recessed
there's no look that works with it
also, personal bias, but i feel like my huge ass keeps me from looking sharp, my torso looks like a fucking bean
Thomas Walker
Just measured mine because I had no idea what it was and it's 9cm/90mm. Holy shit dude, can you even focus your eyes? Do you have sight problems?
Bentley Gutierrez
>plastic surgery
Can't fix your genes. Better not breed.
Brayden Scott
>The 95 percentile adult male in the USA has anIPDof 68mm(2.7 in) Are you human, my dude?
Noah Gray
90cm is incredibly wideset
but the definition of wideset changes depending on the size of the face itself
so wideset on a tiny head will look normal on a big head
its not my genes that need fixing you subhuman >better not breed im trans
Ayden Hill
Closed set eyes is actually fairly desired in Mexico.
Levi Morales
Brown hair Brown eyes Olive skin Weird non-white nose Outie belly button (even a slight outie that doesn't poke out of the belly button hole) Pectus excavatum Hairy
These are all me. I was born to a 100% white dad and a 50% Native American mom and I got everything from my mom (except for the hairiness obviously). I'll never be comfortable with my body and I'll never truly be accepted by white people, even though all my friends get mad when I say I'm not white.
Grayson Morales
>im trans im sorry
Michael Foster
just have to roll with the punches and learn to embrace shit. dont tryna be white if you aint wihte, why the rush?
James Carter
Kek. What a lovely comment
Aaron Gutierrez
Is there any solution bar surgery to gain a few centimeters ? Like 2 would be awesome, I'm trying to correct my posture rn.
Also what facial features should I measure and which results should I expect to know if I'm aesthetic or not ? Could someone make a liste or something ? I'll do it and communicate the results
Jace Murphy
god I feel like I have some of these, would it be dumb to post my pic in this thread to get feedback
Luis Morales
just post it autismo
James Price
your frends sound thoroughly bluepilled
Josiah Green
S L U T H A T E
Easton James
its people from lookism which is basically /r/theredpill meets /r/incels but somehow even dumber
For real, but you need body dysmorphia to reach your final form. Perfection is attainable.
Jayden Morris
>Perfection is attainable
Joseph James
My mom was 1/2 black and 1/2 Mediterranean. My dad was white.
>6' (technically still a manlet) >brown hair >brown eyes >olive skin >ectomorphic as fUCK
Am I fucked, Veeky Forums? What can be done?
Justin Young
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Luis Morgan
>one eye is lower than the other fuck me i've used photoshop to raise the lower eye to be the same level and i look so much better
asymmetry is a lie fuck you ryan gosling
Isaac Foster
Try being 5'6" and having those other features
Just lmao if you're not looksmaxing 24/7 or rotting till death if you're sub 6 feet
Cooper Lopez
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Alexander Jenkins
>6' (technically still a manlet) Manlet is the new effay, haven't you heard
Luke Ward
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Leo Campbell
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Brandon Hernandez
this is the dumbest thing I've seen posted on /fa for a while and I just spent the last 10 minutes deciphering preplets argue about prep schools
Benjamin Reyes
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Sebastian Richardson
These guys legit look hideous
Gosling in particular is always called "weird-looking" by women (just look it up) but they still would fuck because of M O N E Y and S T A T U S
Josiah Reed
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Leo Kelly
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Gavin Sanders
this whole thread has to be bait
William Davis
shall we continue
Andrew Edwards
itt ugly subhumans attempting to cope
Anthony Rodriguez
good quality troll
Tyler Baker
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Angel Edwards
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Joseph Lopez
Disgusting eternal baby face Also look up what women say about Reynolds eye area lmao Neanderthal brow ridge
Lincoln Richardson
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Ryan Lopez
bulbous roman nose bro reporting in. i guarantee i have a bigger nose than you. its actually shocking. it blocks my vision when im looking back to change lanes in my car kek
Sebastian Young
Boy I could sure use a quick rundown on those two.
Matthew Butler
Jeez and I thought I was fucked, thanks lookism
Brandon Rodriguez
Name 1 (one) doctor in the western world who performs orbital box osteotomy
Matthew Garcia
The eyes are not set too close, the distance between the eyes and size of eyes looks normal.
The distance from the outer corner of the eye to ear is too big and the nostrils wide which makes the eyes look close together.
The person in the youtube video has vertical overgrowth from overbite caused by genetics of his teeth leading to horizontal undergrowth to compensate for structural support
Lincoln Young
simply epic great thread my man
Joseph Walker
I'm so sorry
Gavin Scott
yeah man i'm half asian/white and i deal with the exact same shit, black hair, brown eyes, flatter nose, hairy hands... i know that feel bro
i initially struggled with that whole racial identity crisis like you're describing, but i realised, the need to have some sort of racial identity, including how you look, is so dumb. that's not the real issue.
people look at me like i'm different and weird when they see my face. i used to think my race mix caused this but really, both of my parents are ugly anyway, and i'd just be an ugly white guy if i wasn't mixed. this is the actual issue for me and it might be relevant to you.
i'm currently saving up for chin lengthening and widening, buccal fat reduction, perioral liposuction, and then neweyes laser in barcelona. they're still developing the laser to get dark brown eyes to blue but my dad has blue eyes so i think i've got a decent shot at getting them with the laser. i'm slightly below average now but if i do this surgery conservatively i could hopefully sit in that comfy 7-8 range for the rest of my life.
self-acceptance is an odd thing, man. do you tolerate the sub-standard life that your genes and your god have given you, or do you try and become a better version of yourself? why is makeup okay but surgery too far? the woman and chad-hating parts of the incel rhetoric are retarded but stuff like lookism warrants some interesting questions on the nature of self-acceptance
regardless, good luck and godspeed user
Logan Rivera
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Jackson Young
My father has blue eyes (which I only noticed when I was like 30 years old) and I don't.
Levi Harris
On non-syndrome patients and only for cosmetics
Jace Adams
whatever the fuck is going on with my lower face can surgery fix this? I also have gummy smile
Dylan Stewart
Skarsgård is an ubermensch no matter what kind of made up eugenics you'll try to apply here. The only thing I can possinly think of is that his nose is tiny bit too big.
Ayden Gomez
What's wrong there aside from the cum drip on your lip.
Brody Adams
i unironically look like this guy
kill me
Jack Nguyen
what about small eyes (almost asian) + big chubby nose am i fucked up?
Benjamin Carter
lip strain also that's not cum I'm not gay just to let you know
Austin King
yes my face when I pictured your description
Adrian Lee
what is a wide angle lens...
David Cruz
If you convince yourself that attractiveness is an objective, quanitifable characteristic then girls are 'wrong' for not wanting to have sex with you and rejection is less upsetting.
Jordan Martin
haha it does cause babyface doesnt it, never put two and two together
ryan gosling has close set eyes and people seem to find him attractive enough, remember that giving me comfort when i was young enough to worry about that sort of thing ;-)
Hunter Carter
thinking of looks as way to make yourself attractive to others is fucking retarded and backwards you should only care about looking good to yourself chances are by then you got enough confidence to attract a woman with that same patrician taste
Camden Baker
>tfw you realise Veeky Forums is even more insecure than /r9k/
Brayden James
Looks like you have a slight underbite
Bentley Howard
In case you haven't noticed, Veeky Forums isnt about fashion anymore. There hasn't been any actual fashion discussions in ages now. Take a look at waywt thread - same boring unassuming shit over and over again. I see better dressed people on the streets all the time. Or constant"is this Veeky Forums?" and "is that Veeky Forums?" threads. The majority of current board population sees fashion in a very limited way. For them it's merely a tool for blending in with the "cool kids" and getting laid. Of course those people are insecure as fuck.
William Turner
it literally is objective
close set eyes are ugly on ALL MEN
Noah Scott
lmao
not even dr. sinn does modified LeFort IIIs for close set eyes
it's over dude
Oliver Cooper
true it is annoying when someone's eyes are close together and kind of makes them look weak I guess. But on your conclusion that it renders people permanently and completely ugly, I raise you one time Veeky Forums darling, Ryan Gosling
"""long midface"""" 100x better looking than you :/
Justin Green
>Famous Hot Guys I Think Are Ugly The article literally says he's hot user
Ethan Morales
out.com/entertainment/popnography/2011/12/12/ryan-gosling-being-fugly-got-me-famous >Gosling told the mag. "When I got there, he was standing in his back yard, and he looked at me and said, 'I want you to play this role because you're not like the other young actors out there in Hollywood. You're not handsome, you're not cool, you're just a regular guy who looks a bit nuts.''
it's OVER for eyecels
Caleb Ramirez
horseface cuck long philtrum too, holy fuck
his midface ratio has to be >1.2 lmao he's fucking done unless he has H E I G H T
Daniel Barnes
nigga i dont even need a LeFort III i was paranoid as fuck I did but went to 4 maxfac specs and they told me i didnt
