Is the feeling of shame you get after masturbation effay?

People are supposed to get married in their teens and from there they grow because of the serious business of being a husband/wife and father/mother.
It was not the case that you achieved being "worth it" and then you were able to get married, we have it backwards.
Though an unspoiled virgin is generally superior to most 30-somethings today and that goes for both sexes.

>Then you feel all lazy
That's why I don't do it before exercising.

>shame you get after masturbation
I don't even get shame after the most depraved gay tier masturbating, when I am not feelign lazy, clean my colon and have fun with dildos and anus stretching.

I don't mean the act of masturbation itself. I mean post-masturbation shame. Is the REGRET effay, user?

Post-masturbation shame is teenager tier, it will pass

>2017
>Rationalizing masturbation

You've got to go back.

You know what, that can be pretty effay. You sit there all solemn and shit, hating everything with down cast eyes, and so you look like a man with history and mistakes.

The question is, why is there regret? Why do you feel like shit after?

>creep trying to rationalize why he doesn't feel guilty anymore after masturbating more than once a day all his fucking life

Get some game brah

What I do feel is cringy shame the day after meeting some bitch. Just wanna fall thru the ground. Shame.

The shame of behaving in a way that you usually don't when you're around women and realizing how fucking pathetic you are that you shill your own personality out for some pussy is the most effay feeling of all.

sex is overrated

>this is your brain under society's repression
disgusting

It's call "not being a weakling religitard".

Sexuality is a perfectly fine, natural thing, only religitards and malfunctioning """""""""""ace""""""""""" people think sex is shameful.

Tell you what, imagine observing your life from a third person perspective.

Yeah you look pretty fucking retarded and stupid there beating your limp dick desperately to some mentally ill tranny. With an ugly expression on your face, constantly looking around you to see if anyone might be secretly looking. Yeah, you look real fucking stupid now don't you

If you've ever been on a comedown after taking drugs then its basically the same thing. It's the rush of reality returning after you've intoxicated your brain enough to become aroused to something thats not there. suddenly your thoughts reduce to whats real, and its just you...

you seem overwhelmingly insecure

Face it Karl, atheism, anarcho, and apathy are out. Righteousness, conservatism, and virtue are in. Even jihadists stay true their their clauses and religions

/thread

Google nofap

Spoiler: Jihadists fuck goats, and conservative Catholic preachers rape children.

If you'd stop pretending sexuality is bad, Jihadists and Catholics would have sex with women like normal, non-degenerates.

masturbating to hardcore porn isn't healthy sexuality though, as the human sexual function just wasn't designed with porn in mind
it's very easy to get hooked on porn and start pursuing more and more degenerate stuff in order to achieve a stronger high

>wasn't designed with porn in mind
*or rather didn't evolve to handle porn

I'll give you that, hardcore porn addiction skews not only the perception of sexuality, but human physiology as well.

e.g. Most dudes (white AND black) in porn only having 7-8" dicks, but putting 4'8" petite women next to them to claim they've got an "11" MONSTUHCAWK",

>human sexual function just wasn't designed with porn in mind
Shit man how do we tell the devs to bugfix this?

maybe in another 10 000 years we'll evolve to stop finding porn appealing, but wwho knows how the world will look by then

Dude youre just fucking wrong. I'm assuming nobody here is jerking it without porno, that's the only way I can see it being okay. Seeing 100s of naked women on a black screen is NOT good for you, and its something that's only been available the past, what, 25 years?

No need to bash on religitards, they have a point. All the tech we are surrounded by is not natural, defininitley not what God had intended for us. Keep in mind that whenever you're looking at a screen, you're basically looking at a scrying mirror, used to get in touch with otherworldly beings I.e. demons. Also interesting that electrical circuit boards resemble the sigils used by people who try to get in contact with those beings

Is this what Hitchcock meant by having a black obelisk be the catalyst for evolution in 2001 a space Odyssey? Y'all really think Japan is the next stage in human development?

>They have a point

No they don't.

Yeah, porn addiction is a real problem.

Being a an anti-sex anti-tech luddite doesn't fix that problem, that's sticking your head in the ground like an ostrich and pretending you're fixing a problem.

Also a lot of porn addicts are religitards who get an additional rush from the "this is sinful" feeling.

the demon things is interesting
modern porn is basically the succubi of old

WTF is this nofap meme??

I can understand nofap before work out. But why nofap at any other time?

don't you want to have more energy and testosterone all the time?

Not masturbating at all isn't going to make you have SUPER TESTOSTERONE. That's pseudoscience/broscience AF

this thread is a fuck

it isn't if you masturbate once a week or once every two weeks
but if you do it everyday the difference is huge

masturbation is not effay

I don't feel any shame. its pretty fun. I don't see the need to shame it either.

some people get hooked on cheeseburgers. doesn't mean masturbation is gonna ruin my life.

set goals. if you want a gf/wife. set goals. stop pretending removing porn/masturbation is going to some how enrich your life.

>using sex for what God intended it to be used for is being anti-sex
have fun in hell

That's what I'm saying, man.

Banning it isn't going to do shit, it'll make it an underground thing.

And spoiler alert, underground porn is usually the fucked up shit complained about.

pretty obvious you've given up hope on impressing anyone, that's why you feel nothing about it

>God

*Fertility cult leader who wanted his Good Little Followers to create as many Sentient STDs as possible.

FTFY

>people are taking this post seriously even after he made it clear he was baiting by saying Hitchcock made 2001 A Space Odyssey

>pretty obvious you've given up hope on impressing anyone

who am I trying to impress. I enjoy porn. I jerk off at the end of the day. its like 10 min ?

the only problem I've had. is having 2 monitors. 1 porn is going while some hot jpeg is on the other screen. so when I'm fucking I find my mind wanting to look for that 2nd stimulant. if I limit my porn use to 1 jpeg. I find when it is time for sex I'm really excited.

if anything porn has been a learning tool of fun styles of fucking and whats possible. obviously not 3 way/ cucking / advanced bdsm. watch james deen or any HD passion porn and you know what I'm talking about.

people do have additions. it can be anything.

Sorry that was an honest mistake, I mix him and Kubrick up all the time. Also, you yards should note that I never said anything about shame. I'm not sitting up on some high horse I'm just saying its definitely not natural. As other user said, any addiction is bad for you...still doesn't mean its okay

It's must be a sissy american thing, you're all afraid of god, russia and your dicks. I swear it's a country made up of 8 year olds.

Masturbating implies you have no one to do it for you, makes you look and feel like a pathetic fuck. Your country is cucked if you feel nothing about it. For women it's fine since it's hard for them to orgasm at times, but for men it's just fucking pathetic and you may as well kill yourself

Very effay if your an attractive woman

This is why i no longer shit. Bodily functions are not effay and i feel the need to look cool all the time even when I'm alone.

Comedowns Can be pretty neat depending on the drug

Jesus there are a lot of weak-minded betamales on this board

>masturbating makes you an alpha male
>not a desperate virgin degenerate

k

If I were to feel shame after masturbation, wouldn't I then also feel shame after having meaningless sex?

I'm not saying masturbation in of itself is alpha, but to feel shame after doing something so insignificant means you're weak-minded.

>Hhhey guise I ttttotttally get pussay several times a dddday

Sure, buddy.

The only virgins are puritanical Christcucks (Remember: Jesus is the product of cuckoldry and Christians (especially in the South) have a higher divorce rate the nonreligious Americans.)

>The only virgins are puritanical Christcucks

I usually don't feel shameI usually feel like I could have spent my time a little better.

after sex I usually feel like I could have spent my time a whole lot better and usually start to dislike my partner imensly.

is that Veeky Forums

I sense a bunch of ADHD faggots who take everything for granted and couldn't bear sitting still for one hour a week.

quality thread

How's it feel knowing you only have a couple weeks left of summer break

>immoral behaviour
Is this a christian thing ? Because I have never thought this is wrong, it's just a basic human need, and in my country (in asia) people never say about having these kind of feeling, unless you masturbate to something weird and degenerate.
It's more about sadness and lonely feeling.

No it isn't because masturbation makes your skin more oily and gross.

one of a kind silicone fantasy dicks from etsy are effay

Its a Muslim thing too, tip your fedora harder

I have sex ~8 times a week and I masturbate every other day or so. I both enjoy finding sexually satisfying porn, and don’t always want to go through the full mutual process of sex every time I’m horned up. The perception that masturbation is harmful or just caused by the inability to have sex is stupid. They’ve done studies, basically everyone masturbates, and there’s a complete absence of evidence that it’s harmful to anyone. In fact, people telling others that something that is literally a personal act that has no effect on anyone else is shameful causes a lot of emotional problems, and benefits no one

>falling for the positivism meme

Citation needed

I have a merge request ready with a few changes in the API, wish me luck

no that's not true
It's a sign of wisdom and intelligence to feel shame after doing something meaningless. I'd put it in the same vein of feeling dumb after watching reality TV or spending loads of money in the club when you couldve spent that time doing something more meaningful. if the sex is meaningless, why would you feel good about yourself after doing it? That wouldn't make sense to anyone with self worth

god I didnt know there were so many nofap retards on fa

quit porn