That guy with a velcro wallet

>that guy with a velcro wallet

>THAT PERSON WITH A WALLET.

Yeah i just walk around with my cards stuffed into my pockets and frantically trying to find the correct one when i need them

You called, senpai?

I am that guy
Jimmy McGill-core

>that guy with a wallet that costs more than it will ever hold

filtered

Oh fuck off with your gimmicky shitposts please.

>that guy who doesn't have an aluminium card holder instead for a slimmer look in your pocket

why she so qt

Because russian girls share their throne on the "most attractive girls pyramid" with german girls

>wallet
Literally no easier way to spot a virgin

they age like milk though

>with german girls

lol what?

pic related is a cigarette box my friend

I still have my spongebob wallet

when would you need more than one card?

...

This. Bus pass phone and ATM card all I carry

I'd so get that if I were extremely wealthy
unfortunately I'm not so I just got a paint drop wallet

I ironically edc a Disneyland Paris velcro wallet for change and receipts.

>not being extremely wealthy
>still has paint drop one
:((((((((((

170$ (on sale) and 3000$ is a pretty big difference

velcro wallets are autistic and leather wallets are inefficient

20$ (my limit for new wallet) and 170$ is big difference too

>inb4 fuck off poorfag

i still use a velcro wallet that i got with a nintendo magazine when i was twelve,

its gonna get me so many fat nerd chicks, just you wait and see, i'll make them xD

*upvotes you*

I fucking hate the sound of velcro too so for me it's doubly bad.

fuck off poorfag

NOT Veeky Forums

Carhartt wallet goat

Dont need to carry anything other then a single door key/fob, phone and contactless debit/credit card that doubles up as oyster card.

you're 4th reich aryan fantasy doesn't exist. most german girls are munters.

more durable than shit leather, you faggot cuck.

>go to bank
>need card for that
>have doctor appointment at the same day
>need card for that
>decide to go shopping after that and remember I can get a discount because I have membership there
>need card for that.
>go to a copyshop to print some shit
>need card for that

Being frugal with discount cards if effay as fuck

>putting your money in a wallet
>putting your money in your pockets
>putting your legs in pants

Lmao I tear holes in my money and put them on a keyring which I put on my small dick works as a cockring to an extent I'm a fucking faggot

ecks dee

You could easily make a wallet exactly like that for less than twenty bucks.

This, this and this.

Just use an exacto knife or seam ripper to de-thread and remove the velcro strips, and then you're left with a burly and long-lasting ballistic wallet.

Also, that Carhartt one would look great if one removed the branding. Actually, I might even get one of those.

5 bux slimfit leather wallet

You find me a plain wallet with leather of that calibre, and I'll send you the $20

>I'm not wealthy like y'all burgoise LMAO
>my wallet cost only 170$

Any good resources for diy cloth/canvas wallets?

Cargo pants have more pockets than jeans, should we throw out denim?

We're long overdue for that

This

alright story time
>be 6 years ago living in shithole city
>pre Veeky Forums Veeky Forums days
>carried 2 wallets
>one leather (real one), one velcro (filled with random cards from every doctor's office, checkout, kiosk, etc
>been mugged before so no surprise when it happens again
>always give them the velcro wallet
>tfw I always got away with giving the crap
Sometimes I'd put monopoly money in it just to fuck with them some more

If real thats fucking gold

Wjat abouy your keys?

Pretty sneaky, user

as a russian man, it's so weird how americans think average russian girls = goddess. also, they do tend to enter babushka mode after 27.

Here's your (you)

>not having a car
come on man, your teenage years are over

i use this to carry coke or joints, tf you mean "aluminium wallet"