Let's find out what the real religion of Veeky Forums is

Let's find out what the real religion of Veeky Forums is.

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I was feeling skyrim but went with the crusader one
>the armor

>exactly 14% distribution

What do the options mean?

MEME MAGIC

I'm playing Skyrim with a crusader armour mod

which one do I pick?

Skyrim is paganism. Crusader is Orthodox. Mary worship is Catholic, tv evangelist is Protestants.

The others should be obvious.

Let's see.

>Protestant
>Catholic
>Orthodox
>Sunni
>Shi'a
>Hindu
>Buddhism
>Jew
>dunno
>The literal game
>Atheism
>"Dubs is my faith"
>Deist
>Agnostic

Why does this thread need to be made everyday?

Whoops Skyrim is paganism, I'm dumb. Is fire worship Satanism?

>dunno

Zoroastrianism.

>orthodox
>crusader role-playing

I wanted Zoroastrianism but fucking zorofags won't let me convert. Mazda bless.

Lots of Lord Kek followers here.

Explains quite a bit.

There's already a /pol/

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meant to type poll*

>No Voltairian option

Dropped

Slave morality good one.

No offence, but this means that there is thinking to do. Maybe best said by saying this not being a bother to self.

why do these fuckers never add agnostic?!

You're an atheist bro.

no I'm not actually

Do you currently believe in a god?

Than check the special snow flake option, or if that isn't good enough there is an extra special snow flake option.

Do you believe in God ?

Im catholic but I also love the philosophy of eastern religions.
Gelugpa, Tao, and Confucianism in general have a lot to give to people to learn from.

The only thing that bugs me is I hate the pope.

Should I make a special snowflake religious movement or just make piece and get over the pope thing?

I am an atheist, but I generally dislike a lot of atheist for trying to be know-it-all assholes and dislike those tumblr atheists, who think just for being an atheist you have to support abortion travesty and gayness

Doesn't matter, bro. Don't let people you don't like soil a word. "Atheism" is a stance, not an ideology or movement like people like to treat it.

that's just a subsect of Meme Magic, aka Kek Worship

Orthodox Christians who act like they're the original followers of Christ and scold everyone for "heresy lol". Yet probably live lives of sin and fap to hentai just like everyone else.

atheist here, but pretend to be catholic, because I hate the atheist collective

To be fair if Veeky Forums has taught me anything it's that people are know-it-all assholes regardless of religious beliefs.

What are the most Special snowflake-y religions you can think of though?

I'd personally say Neopaganism, Thelema, Neo Gnosticism, Zoroastrianism, Bahai'i (all universalism really)

And Hinduism and Buddhism (but only when people "convert" to it)