Are short shorts effay?

What's the best length of shorts for guys and girls?

Guys:Just above the knee
Girls:Like your pic

Are longer shorts a no go for girls?

If you want to look feminine, yes. Mid-thigh are mom shorts, lower than that is androgynous territory.

If more leg coverage is desired, go skirt or capris/yoga pants.

if you have manly legs and are a man, see rhodesian soldiers for examples

nice feet

only fags wear shorts like that

You have to have a nice man ass

I don't get it, what makes them nice. They just look like normal feet.

I've been wearing my ranger panties around town for errands and shit and I regularly turn heads and have women tell me I'm sexy or that I have nice legs.

Can guys get away with shorts this short in any situation or am I doomed to Capris?

This is what I think

Short shorts are fine if you meet the following criteria;

Males:
>Muscular legs
>No love handles
>Pretty feet (who wears socks with short shorts?)

Females:
>Don't be overweight
>Pretty feet

>>Pretty feet
How does one define pretty feet? Is op's pic acceptable?

>>Muscular legs
I'm guessing this isn't what you have in mind right?

For men I think just look after your feet and you'll be fine, get a pedi every now and then or just do it yourself, basic hygiene really, and afor girls, pretty much the same really, all I do is get a pedi every now and then and paint my nails once a week or so.

Not particularly, I like guys with thicker (muscular) legs and glutes.

Thanks for the answer femanon.

It's cool senpai

These are my feet and I'm a guy

bitches in short shorts make the world go round

Those are actually pretty cute

t.footfag

Witnessed

Short shorts look great on SKINNY guys and girls

These aren't shorts.

I think he's talking about OP pic

they actually look disgusting on skinny guys

You should wear sandals

>This is what I think
So you think that the fit doesn't make the man, it's the other way around?
About time.

not nice at all. this bump is a disease

Nah, those look very qt imo.

They look clean and soft, I think that qualifies as cute

Guys: Just above knee to lower mid-thigh depending if swimwear.

Girls: mid thigh and up to her lower glute. should not show glute.

are you stupid? google Hallux valgus, faggots

you fucking liar

It doesn't look anywhere near that bad you mongoloid

Not lying

Girls: mid thigh or higher

Men: should never wear shorts unless it's absolutely necessary

cute tootsies
post soles?

Sow, i cant wear dolphin shorts as guy?
I have girl legs

then... ew!

Only if you're a twink.

...

beautiful.
Thanks mate.

Is femboy even better?

I wouldn't say better, but that works just as fine.

Now bost butt
Its good

O-okay

Since this is a shorts thread, these are my favorite

Owo

Shorts should be short, otherwise they're not fucking shorts.

cute
^__^

bitch it will be in 5 years or so
do you honestly think that all fucked up diseases look fucked up right from the beginning?

niggas be trappin hard

Yeah I love this outfit but I wouldn't wear it in public

suck my dick, i'm straight

Veeky Forumsggot
Rhodesians never die.

What

sit
face

haaaahaha this nigga look straight as shit lmaooooo ol straight ass i like women ass nigga lamoooo

>those stockings
my dick

just copped a pair of muay thai shorts for summer (guy), it's only gay if you look like one