ChadBody

Are beer guts effay?
All muh girlfriends love my beer gut
So don't say anything negative..yippy virgin faggots

Here another angle

All muh girlfriends love my abs. I'd be surprised if any of them would prefer it if I had a beer gut.

Too bye quite honest
As a grill
I would prefer this to some skinny lanky guy. This is much more attractive. For some strange reason it makes me feel Comfy/Turned on...

Do you even speak English????
Wtf is this
>too
->bye

.......

You jealous pussy boi????
They would all flock to me with my chad bod

My stomach is the definition of chad.

Did you even read my post before replying to it? I know that you're just shitposting, but you can at least try to make an effort to make you replies seem like you're actually replying to what I said.

post erect cock and belly with you pushing out/expanding it

U mad ??

This is what fa has become

Not in the slightest. 0/10

Awe butt hurt virgin jealous of my masculine dad bod

Literally anybody can have this body just by being a lazy slob. What is there to be jealous of?

I bet you're fun to hug and cuddle, and I'd trust you more in a fight than a thinspo faggit, but thinspo faggits probably look better in their clothes than you.

Dont want to get banned
But trust me
It's huge

post link to imgur or dump pics on /hm/. i have a chub fetish.

Keep telling yourself that pussy boi

Fuckable but not in the least effay. Post dick.

i unironically agree, something about the dadbod is really hot

>acting chad-ey and confident on a board filled with racist virgins
definitely sounds like something the type of person you're LARPing as right now would do.
show your face or fuck off
>muh girlfriends
top kek, that waifu you just claimed on /b/ doesn't count you cuck
don't try to make your alcoholism seem cool
like the reason you're only drinking beer isn't because you're too insecure to talk to people sober and you're too much of a pussy to drink hard liquor
>too bye
lmao
those visible ribs you have from starving yourself aren't abs faggot

ofc they would prefer beer gut, it's warmer and softer, who the fuck caress if it looks better on ig pics if you are adult

abs are gay

dafuq is this shit
why you post this hideous shit
kill yourslef

Have some respect for yourself, jesus christ

are you familiar with the wrorks of Freud?

this.
Only men have ever complimented me on my 6-pack

it's officially big boy season
getchoo one to keep you warm

>have you heard of the high elves.

but also top kek at electra complex

can confirm, girlfriend and previous have all approved of my beer gut over being skinnier. It is weird and they really do like it for some reason. I often wonder what the female equivalent of this phenomena is...

ayooo my man downin' lagers whatsgood

>those pencil arms
>that estrogenal pear body
lmfoa at you're life