Ok how the fuck do I chop these up without ending up looking like my Grandpa just died? Not only does it make me cry an uncontrollable waterfall but it fucking burns too. I have to take a step back and catch my breathe, sometimes more than once.
thanks
Brayden Martinez
tears are Veeky Forums just keep cutting them like that
Justin Kelly
oops wrong thread
Jackson Williams
this ain't Veeky Forums, but sharpen your knife and don't touch your eyes
Wyatt Thomas
>tears are Veeky Forums maybe if you're gay or asian.
William Nguyen
bruh how do you not know this? Put them in the fridge, colder yuns means less fumes that cause your eyes to cry
Charles Barnes
put a piece of bread in your mouth, it will absorb the vapour
David Allen
Hahaha
I eat them raw for my blood pressure and testosterone gains. I also rub them on my face and temples for hair gains.
Just cut them you'll get used to it
Alexander Thomas
do three counterclockwise turns while holding a glass of water
Julian Watson
don't cut all the way to the root, leave it on top
Jordan Jones
never heard of that before. what else do you do and doesn't it make you smell terrible?
Nicholas Green
you can try to use glasses or do what i did, i put a transparent plastic bowl above the onion to contain the onion spray while cutting it, it worked but is awkward to cut it that way, try that until you have a better idea...
Tyler Sanchez
fucken love me some onions with cheese and cured meats. maybe some tomatoes too. Fellow Romanian bros will know
Anthony Martinez
Holy shit all that much just to cut an onion lmao is this you?
Ethan Scott
It feels that bad for everyone else, the difference is you have no lack of pain tolerance. your body is weak. you can't even resist cutting onions
this is supposed to be one of the weakest tests for testing the dejuncts of society
you cant even cut onions
Juan White
If you need to chop it fine, you could just use a slap-chop
Anthony Myers
onions never make me cry, unless they're metaphorical/meme'd out
Christian Morris
i never cried cutting onions before only leeks/green onions cause this problem for me
turn on sink to hot water, the steam will catch the tearing agents a kitchen chef told me you could also whistle while cutting to blow the agents away when chopping
either way, get a sharpened knife and learn to cut your shit efficiently
Eli Jenkins
gypsy tier
Michael Sanders
> eating
Matthew Sullivan
Cleaner/sharp edge leads to less onion juice flying in the air and hitting your eyes.
I thought it was a myth until I took my carbon knife to the stones and whizzed through an onion with it. Yes, I browse Veeky Forums & Veeky Forums, the only way to be effay is to try to maximize all aspects of life. See you in the knife threads over there, user.
Charles Roberts
you build up a tolerance if you cut them up alot. i work in a kitchen and cut these suckers up everyday and i never tear up from them anymore. sometimes there's really potent ones but it usually just burns alittle, not enough to make me tear up
Chase Sanders
You can tie an onion to your belt. It was the style at the time.
Juan Watson
wtf does this have to do with fashion???
Hunter Murphy
>he does think onions and garlic are Veeky Forums lmao mayo-boi, i bet your taste in fashion like your taste in food, B L A N D.
Chase Mitchell
Breathe in through your mouth and out through your nose.