Can you get more sleazy than this?

Can you get more sleazy than this?

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Yes. My roommate drives an offwhite 80s caddilac and only wears wrinkled slacks/patterned button downs
Works as an independent lawyer and fucks his clients, smokes meth, coke, and heroin for fun on the weekends. Never not drunk, always listening to red hot chili peppers
He's a trip

the car is a bit too shiny, but yeah, cool fit

natty af

He is not retarded, he actually sounds like a normal person. Why is there this perception that he is semi-retarded? People talk down to him. Is it because he is short and has a funny face? Because he talks like any normal guy.

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She is a Harvard intellectual. Not representative of average intelligence.

yeah
real sleaze niggas drive 70s Lincolns not dodge muscle cars

How did the retard gain so much following?

we're not talking about intelligence

he has the physique of a 17 year old powerlifter

my russian buddy looked the same when h e was a teenager

seriously if you can afford $1000 on food alone, you can get this big & manly too

it's just a question of $$$

it 8 meals a day, eat quality food every 2 hours

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Navegante

Goals

Josh Homme?

Frank ghallager

PISSENING

>harvard
>intellectual
LM
AY
OH

>he actually sounds like a normal person
I'm sorry to have to tell you but you might be a retard bro

But he definitely has varying levels of lucidity depending on whether Jane "The Mother" Gain gobling dosed him recently or not.

wtf is going on here?

What is a good sleeze drink?

grooming

Any cheap whiskey

Anything from Narcos, especially Pacho

tequila
rum & coke (room temperature)

Which is more sleaze, Las Vegas or Florida?

Or New Jersey.

pisscore

with people like this there is a very fine line between a fun/cool character and a complete piece of shit. curious as to which he is?

sounds like a fun guy except for the red hot chili peppers bit.

Stop larping you faggot, life's not a movie.

that's almost Ace Ventura-core.
now he only needs to smash his front window so it's cracked and wear his hawaii shirt unbuttoned and get a similar hairstyle.

for now it's closest to GTA Vice City core if anything.

Is this neo-sleaze?

see

He's a piece of shit

I'm not lying. I literally live with this guy

The Virgin Sane Person
>has to work out hard everyday just to have slightly above average strength
>has stress in life due to responsibilities and goals
>has to wait in line like a sheep just to use a public bathroom

The Chad Retard
>doesn't have to work out due to having retard strength, does it anyway for fun.
>has no stress in his life do to never having to think about anything (doesn't even know how to think)
>never waits in line to use the bathroom, just pisses himself and does not give a fuck who sees it.

gapboy sleaze

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You know what's up

>'m not lying
That settles it.
Now why would you lie on the internet?? Silly me..

>Hemi orange duster
HNNNNNNG