How do I have to dress to attain a girl like this?

how do I have to dress to attain a girl like this?

Because it's an exact science that if you dress like whatever subculture this bitch is a part of you will nail her, right?

W2C THIS FEMALE

That bitch has the face of Michael Ian Black

Find a proper girl and roleplay for a night dressed as a tumblerina

Divorce court

fuggin kek

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I don't dig short hair, glasses, tats or high waisted shorts but I'll be damn if a belly shirt don't make me diamonds

F U L L R I C K

become the female

move to a hipster town. every girl where i live pretty much look like this

where do you live faam

I'd do her with a brown paper bag over her head

Would not cop. Would rent if it ends up on Redbox.

First off she's ugly

second if you really want that just talk to her.

Put a bag over her head and she'll be good

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Post yourself ;-)

martin shkreli

yeah but that body could make your daddy cryyyyyyyyyy

Looks like a great ass and a great fuck, but she would probably be a pain in the ass real soon by the looks of her. Also possible sock tits, but that can be easily overlooked

how many art hoe threads we gonna have boys?

about tree fiddy

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This but all black everything or full 90s memester.

The great thing about girls like this is you beat off to them but you don't feel bad about not being able to fuck them irl because you know you'd get genital herpes, you genuinely would not want to fuck them.