What is the most Veeky Forums langauge and why is it Deutsch?

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Japanese isn't tonal autist

nobody cares, college kid

Ich bin German und Ich liebe sucke die cocken, ja Ich liebe die blacke cocke, kein klein german cocke

german is objectivly the most scientific language. english and french are /fa too. russian is neat too.

if u speak german or english is easy to lern though. just dedication.

Wohl wahr, wohl wahr.

It's latin actually

Lithuanian eskettitt

the germans knew it, the english knew it and the romans knew it

> koine greek objectively most effay language

Tbh, kinda has to be french. They all of the exceptions for their grammar rules are based on aesthetics. All of it is made to look/sound good.

German, French and Russian.

I go back and forth between thinking Niohongo is beautiful and thinking it's dumb island speak for tribesmen.

I knew some nigger would say French
merici bouaecoueupe poopi

This

Better than English because it isn't spoken by americans

the word "objectively" should not be used in this thread

worse, it's spoken by Africans

yeah, super cool people with a super cool language.

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Germans are objectively the most cringe nation.

Weil man sich sehr präzise ausdrücken kann, die Aussprache Sinn macht (im Gegensatz zum Englischen) und man wunderschön verschachtelte Sätze bauen kann.

Außerdem gibt es unzählige Dialekte und Slangs, die (fast) alle ihren Charme haben und in ständigem Wandel stehen.

Russisch ist aber auch schön.

I've never heard Portuguese Portuguese but Brazilian Portuguese sounds like someone who doesn't know what Spanish is, who is drunk, trying to speak Spanish.

For me it's Japanese. Most people sound pretty good speaking it and it sounds masculine as a man and feminine as a woman. It's pretty neutral I'd say, in a good way.

>what is the most Veeky Forums language
porch of geese

>what is the most Veeky Forums langauge
Japanese

it has to be french desu

also this
even if it is cliche

>German
>Veeky Forums
Germany is definitely not Veeky Forums.

>koine
sorry newfag, but patricians speak fluent attic

korean of course

I agree it just has to be french.

Everyone copied them back in the days

It just has to be french.

It's overcopied now and certainly if you just listen to french it's a very nice time

whoops lol
*it's not a very nice time

tamil

its french

What else is German, efficient? lol

Welsh or Basque or something like that, something whites spoke before they were cucked by a Jew on a cross

Ich bin Deutsch, un ich liebe große schwarze
Schwanz. Mein Arsch ist nur für farbig Männer. Die Deutschen haben kleine Schwänze.*

und*

learning a language that looks and sounds pretty like german or jap would be fun but i can't really see the point in it because i'd never use it

itt people who havent been to france
french doesnt sound good

French and Italian are the best sounding romance languages. German sounds like shit, so do most North Europe languages.

ICH BIN EINE BERLINER

Leider wurde dieser Faden durch unbeholfenes Angelsachsengestammel unbrauchbar gemacht. Säge und Gute Nacht.

>people are cringe
that doesn't change the fact, that the language is beautiful.

Pycckuu is quite Veeky Forums.

Languages with lots of consonants are best bedside languages. When you whisper softly you take all the sound out of the vowels and put air instead, all that's left are the consonants.

The most effay language is Bavarian spoken by an old Japanese man wearing lederhosen
youtu.be/Ppm5_AGtbTo

Wot is picku?

its still horribly wrong lul

Ich bin Deutscher und ich liebe große schwarze Schwänze. Mein Arsch ist nur für farbige Männer. Deutsche haben kleine Schwänze.

Dutch is the easiest language to learn as a native English speaker, it's half way between English and German. The only caveat is that all Dutch people know English, so it's pointless trying to learn the language.

Should I learn Afrikaans instead?

>Afrikaans
Dead and useless. Also since it's dumbed down Dutch you might as well learn Dutch instead since you'll understand Afrikaans perfectly.

Also anyone who speaks Afrikaans but not English is categorically not with speaking to.

>doesn't have both germanic latinate and moorish influences
>Veeky Forums

no me dices

¿mi reprobar español? unposible

good fuckin job

Je kunt het met mij spreken :3

>Der Gott, der Eisen wachsen ließ, wollte keine Knechte

Just wonderful.

Nee, leer Nederlands voor je culturele erfgoed

English
Japanese
Russian
German

blame your parents for forgetting their roots kek

italian sounds like a stuttering hispanic

>Germany is definitely not Veeky Forums.
well, blacked germany isnt obv fa, but it used to be

neck yourself mongrel cuck.Where are you even from subhuman?

Mein Deutsch ist zu schleft um zu effay sein :(

Aber ich zustimmen, Deutsch ist sehr effay und der Weimar Republik war die effäyste.

Why not? Watching unsubbed movies is fun, and so is hanging out on regional websites. I'd bet browsing 2ch or krautchan is great fun

French, Japanese, Russian (Russian poetry is GOAT).

Mute language is most effay one out there. No contest.

Also click language is too effay for this world.
youtu.be/KZlp-croVYw

>no Hungarian
wtf

>Latein ist unbeholfen Müll
>Es wird nur von hipstern als gut angesehen

Die von deiner Sorte sind die Schlimmsten.

>Heino
>cringe

Lol du hast ja keine Ahnung was eigentlich los ist du Spastiker.

>Mein Arsch ist nur für farbig Männer

Bester Satz ITT.
Sehr schön hat mich köstlich amüsiert.

>der Track

10/10 das Beste.

obviously Icelandic

Xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa!

>implying it isn't Newfoundland English
hmm
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>German

It's a toss up between French and Latin

>French

It's a tossup between German and Russian

Boys, please,

Everyone knows God's actual language was ProtoIndoEuropean

>Russian

It's a tossup between Magyar and Basque