These 3 gals come up to you at a party and ask you who your favorite designer is

walmart originals

2,3, 1

>tfw went from 100usd tshirts to wearing full walmart
jfmsu, senpai

cody cigar.

I design my own stuff.

R-rick owens... Usually what I'm mumble mumble

Muhammed Pls

In college I was obsessed with canali, Turnbull and asser charvet

These days I wear those shitty white oak selvedge Levi's and Heather printed athleisure shirts and boots

>Jumped by a nigger/10, 3/10, and a 4/10

"hey let me get back to you I've got to go talk to Stacy over there"

"Stacy came out of that room with a guy, but she said the didn't fuck.....she was super wet, like dripping when I went in there to fuck her"

Cuck

"virgil abloh" just to rustle a few jimmies

notorious racist Hedi "fighting for whats white" Slimane

God---and he was clearly drunk and hungover the day he designed you

>get away from me, piggu nose ring

By the looks of them they'd probably suck your dick if you said Virgil desu

yves saint laurent

Raphael "put some artwork on the back I don't care" Simons

"I'm not good at picking 'favorites' in general, but early RAF really opened my eyes. What about you?"

Deflect, be vague, put it back on them. People like talking about themselves more than listening to others (think how often somebody has asked you a question, then when you're finished they go on a tirade about their opinion), so give them a satisfactory response then let them talk.

This is a pretty safe answer; it would be rare that somebody would disagree with you, but probably won't be getting any girls wet.

Dries "oldest Antwerpean designer who still didn't loose it" Van Noten

This.

Christophe Lemaire now please go away if you don't have a dick

This

KANYE OF COURSE :^)

Desiigner? Like the rapper?

>be woman on the left
>lift arms
>now sporting a titties-out look

hugh jassel

"You're not woke until you understand that planned parenthood is organized genocide against black and brown babies"

Their reactions would be so worth it.

raf simons, rick owens

>turn towards them
>turn back
>reach behind me, yank out filthy nose ring
>"LLbean, nigga"

Jean-Paul Gaultier.
youtube.com/watch?v=bCCgknNCA_E

Left. Crackwhore Jada Pinkett circa 90s
Middle. Chelle Guevara
Right. Alternate Lena Durman

Fucking faggot

Gosha Rubchinskiy

Giorgio Armani and Alessandro Michele. Then I will also say Alexander McQueen RIP.

I've been pronouncing that wrong forever.

What happened?
Also, this all sounds quite business-like one being more casual than the other.
You would think one would wear levis and Heather in college and Canali, Turnbull and Asser Charvet when they had a job.

Overall I have a hard time choosing between Helmut Lang and Martin Margiela, especially their late 90s - early 00s period. Of modern designers I'd have to say Haider Ackermann, although his recent collections have failed to excite me as much as his pre 2015 stuff. Lately I've been really digging Palmiers du Mal and their aesthetic.

bape

Whoever it was who left their tits hanging out like that. Also, kill 1 fuck 2 marry 3.

idc, but I've got some blow
>try to fuck 1 or 3 afterwards

"Sruli Recht"

What happens next?

L E M A I R E

My favorite designer is Panda it goes pretty hard

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this

Shigeru Miyamoto

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Kick at those roasties scream for mummy and shit everywhere

Kill marry fuck

W E S T W O O D

left to right
marry 1
kill 2
fuck 3

Rei Kawakubo

>female
>not white
>quirky
>also a good designer

The perfect answer.

Favorite designer is CovrÜpyagross Tὶets

kill 2, fuck 1, marry 3

Kirkland Signature

Pro Club

>kill all
>fuck Rick
>marry Raf because he is pure husbandu

theyd prolly try catching it in their mouths thinking its lsd

that was a terrible joke

>that was a terrible joke
that was the point but alright

Guaranteed sex

>what do you say
"Fashion is a Jewish conspiracy to sell more clothes to dumb goys"

In terms of my actual real-world wardrobe?
It's a toss-up between Corneliani and Giorgio Armani.

I don't talk to girls who like SZA.

They look like they'd like McQueen. The one on the left and the one in the centre are literally wearing McQueen inspired designs.

No answer to the question would get these girls wet. Your face and muscles do that.

Do you hear the wardrums, Mohammed? There is still time for you - go back home, give your money back to whichever Goldstein paid for you to come here, live a simple life and we will spare you.

Hennes and Mauritz

*farts*
My ass.

i actually like the outfit the one no the right is wearing

Adidas nmd

Bernard Underboob

I would just whip out my 10.3 inch dick and tell them to suck it.

Cool down the islamophobic language there bro. It's his culture chill.

Raf

am I a manlet?

i would act as masculine as possible and be like "lol idk, i just grab whatever looks good at Patagonia and Carhartt heheh i'm not a homosexual". i'm sick of looking feminine. i'm asian already, that alone is already bad. double that with feminine smooth hands and fashion hobby. from now on i want to be as masculine as possible. i will eat a lot of meat and i will try my hardest to not care about details and fashion. i will only wear flannels and 501 and boots.

>tip my hat down to hide my eyes
>half smug grin
>anything by Wal-Mart
>they get wet on my confidence alone
>I pull out my sword and kill the negress so I can have the two white sluts to myself
>take their virginity from them

Basically correct

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How should i dress to attract a girl who dresses like this?

Carol Christian Poell

ASAP ROCKY

Maharishi

Whatevers on the radio

I'm 6'3" so I'd have to look down, crouch a little and ask them to repeat what they said, because I did not hear them the first time.

TAKAHIROMIYASHITA

I'm already in full Rick, why the fuck would they ask me what my favorite designer is if they don't even know Rick. Fucking pretentious art hoes.

supreme. muh dick muffuggaa