Tfw just accidentally spent 61$ on an uber ride

>tfw just accidentally spent 61$ on an uber ride

Let's share our recent financial blunders biz

I have a bad habit of spending money on whores to massage me, play with my asshole, and jerk me off when I could've done that myself without paying no one.

i buy disgusting fast food because im a lazy fuck

also bought festival tickets for a girl and got so fucked up i didnt even get to dance with her

yeah same thought it costed 20 bucks to get from manhattan to brooklyn turns out it was 60

How is this possible? I'm not trying to insult either of you, just genuinely curious as to how such a situation could come about with Uber

There's surge pricing and depending on the type of uber you get it can get really pricy

cause was my first time on uber and my friend was buying it lul

Why the hell didn't you take the L?

>Go to movies by self cause no friends
>Spend the usual $25 on snacks that I never finish but buy to make me look like im holding for friends
>Park car in random public garage as always
>Movie lasts 3hrs
>Try leaving garage
$19.50
>Call for manager
>Complain that their compooter is wrong till they let me leave for free

i had 1.5x surge pricing in Danbury, CT last week

fuq dat sheit, i had to pay like $50

isn't it still cheaper than calling a taxi?

maybe

Every time I eat out at a restaurant it's a financial blunder.

I spent $1200 on people to finish the floors in the guest room I am renovating when I realized after the fact that I can send the boards through my planer and get the same effect.

Whooooops

Went to Las Vegas for a bachelor party and spent 1,300 at a strip club on one stripper in like an hour. Soured my experience for the rest of the trip.

Spending $1300 for travel/hotel/ticket to go to an anime convention with friends

Guilty

>accidentally paid towards lower APR loan instead of higher APR one
Going to call them today to see if there is anything to do to fix it.

Lost $3000 "investing" in XTV, fucking memes

Mom makes me pay the house keeper because i don't pay rent.
>tfw house keeper raised me and still thinks my mom pays her
>tfw coding is called "playing on the internet"
>tfw have to resweep and mop bc she does a poor job
>tfw don't know how I'm going to reprimand a lady that picked me up from school as a 9 year old for doing a shitty job.

I was supposed to start a job today, but I realized a few hours into training that I had been sold a bill of goods (was told it'd be entirely order entry and processing, was instead almost entirely talking to customers and having someone else do the entry and processing) so I walked out.

Didn't really cost me anything, but I sure felt like a dumbass, both for falling for it and for not putting up with it.

TTNP.

Stick it in her pooper.

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I'm from Branford, CT.

Danbury is legit for poor people and drug addicts lmao. What else you went to WestConn? Stay being a poor retard Danbury trash!!

Didn't trade my car to the leasing agent.

I figured that I could get better on the private market.

Now it's just a pain in my ass.

This. But its worth it.

Another thing I do wrong is impulsively buy groceries, instead of sticking to my grocery budget.

Also sell my Air Canada shares when they were at $9.30 a share

you could but remember human to human contact is important for longevity.

10 hugs a day = 10 more years of life.

>10 hugs a day = 10 more years of life.

10 hugs a day means more exposure to disgusting humans, means greater chance of getting AIDS.

Doctor Love told you that?

That's because you're poor tier and don't understand the time cost.

I make the equivalent of $70/hour. My personal time is worth atleast that much. It's cheaper for me to eat out or get delivery than spend 30minute/$35 to cook my own food.

I eat fast food for breakfast and dinner nearly every day of the week

Try to trade options, have no idea what I'm doing lol, never profit always lose I can turn it around just do the opposite nope still lose

>lasik eye surgery to fix bad eye
>pay $1500
>nigthvision gone
>see glories around every light
>say goodbye to driving in the dark
>tripping down stairs
>i signed on the possible complications
>they never said it's almost guaranteed to happen

I don't work every waking minute though, and I'm a very efficient cook.

gotta understand time cost. that being said cooking is a good skill to acquire

>At the casino
>Playing blackjack
>Realize that the 50cent fee per hand I should be $100 ahead instead of only $50-60 ahead
>Holy shit, this is a fucking scam
>Instead of walking away keep playing because it's fun
>Lose it all

I don't play with money I don't expect to lose, but I also don't like that this casino is even more tilted than usual.

I got so trashed last friday, called an Uber to get about a mile away from my house. The african guy who was the driver took advantage and looped around for 40 mins running up the fare to total it $30. I aint even mad, those guys make shit and my original ride probably would have made him like 3 bucks lol.

>tfw just got my first speeding ticket about 30 minutes ago

Ew. My old roommate did this shit. Then he would eat pizza pockets when it wasn't fast food. He loved to bring home fat chicks and reeked of axe body spray. Fuck that guy.

I pay $250/month for a parking spot at my office because I hate the fucking bus.

>buying shitloads of junk food
>buying shitloads of coffee
even if I wanted to fuck myself up I could've bought home coffee instead of 10 X more expensive coffee from coffee shops
>Escorts
Not sure if this was a blunder, it's not like I could get it for free

Thankfully not much else

>don't understand you can order a salad or salad wrap from McDonalds. Don't know you can order sautéed mixed veggies and chicken with brown rice at Chinese take out places.

>isn't aware a mcfatass salad has sugar in it

>thinks vegetables are a huge source of sugar
This meme needs to die. Mcdonalds salads are just as healthy as other salads. Its not like they use vegetables that are infused with mcfatness. The only source of processed sugar is from the dressing. Instead of using their ranch just drizzle it with some of your own light balsamic dressing and you have a pretty decent cheap salad.

so you're a retarded cuck then?

This. Mcdonalds side salads are inexpensive and healthy as fuck. Just stay away from the salads with crispy chicken, croutons, cheese and fatass dressing. If you're going to get chicken, go for the grilled.

>buys $250 Pax vaporizer because muh cannabis
>recently quit smoking

Yesterday some guy came to my house and gave me a $50 bill for some bike parts I listed on Craigslist.

I didn't have my wallet on me so I just put the 50 in my pocket which also had a paper towel to wipe the sweat because it was so hot.

I took my dog for a long walk and as I reached in my pocket and pulled out the paper towel the 50 must have slipped out.

I went back and forth over the route even on my bike asking people if they found a 50 but no luck

> 1 hr
> $1,300

fucking how nigger?

You can get like a 9/10 broad for an entire night, fuck her any way you want, for like $1,000.

How did you possibly give her that much money!?

He's a virgin... That's how

>be 12
>find a 50 dollar bill
>fuck, now i can buy that nintendo ds i've always wanted
>this guy comes riding a bike and asks if i saw a 50 dollar bill
>"uhh nope sorry man good luck"
>the idiot rides away in his little bike

I bought the deluxe edition of Overwatch on accident. Kind of a double loss because the game sucks too.

my mom and dad recently died ...i have cancer ,i am depressed, i quit my job and spend my money on drugs stop whinning

Jesus Christ that's pathetic. Screencapped

Apple
July 2015

LMFAOOOOO

was like way up in mahattan where rich ppl live

It's not almost guaranteed to happen though. The surgeon who did mine has a 2% complication rate.

Spent over $100 last weekend on coke and booze.
I've been doing this for about a month now.
Send help.

Bipolar as fuck, you know I be manic
Grill say come to AZ foo pussay
Blow 580 on booze and flight
Blow 200 on coke
Fuck for 8 days

Shits bad yo, shit tons of coke make you an hero after

Been there senpai, after a month you'll stop getting high off the coke and just start mad sweating when you come down. At this point four things will happen:

you will be rich enough to start spending 300-600 a weekend on coke
you will switch to crack to save money
you will start sucking dick for money
you will quit.

The only good thing about a coke habit is its so expensive you have to quit. One of the reasons you see so many more heroin junkie than smack heads is that heroin is dirt cheap until your tolerance is high and you are so addicted you will die if you don't have some.

almost got my first today too

guy saw me shaking and let me go off with a warning

$3 post then, eh

Make sure you learn proper grammar as well as how to correctly spell words before you write your suicide note.

Otherwise no-one will understand your Mongoloid gibberish.

MMMMYY CCCRREESSTTAAAAA

50 cent fee per hand? What the fuck is that shit, charging to gamble!?

payed a camgirl $80 to fuck her ass with a hairbrush for 20minutes on skype.
could have just watched a vid for free. but something about her doing it how I told her was my way of getting off

recorded it but still I regret it tbqh she was crying

REKT

Most recently:

>$100 on a friend's birthday present, even though I don't like the guy
>$250 at a restaurant for my family for my mother's birthday
>Just generally take-away and soda -- it's like paying for the privilege of poor health
>Random movie merchandise that I don't need but spend huge wads on -- about $500 in the past month alone

I am NYC master race

That's what eBay is for, friendo. Flip that shit.

Avon, CT fag reporting in. Watch who you're calling poor.

>Up where the rich people live
Then take the 6 to the L
I mean I know hindsight is 20/20 but you probably saved what? 10-15 mins using Uber

Spent almost $2k on sound system in my car
> car itself only worth $1500

>spent $50 on a BILLY bookcase at IKEA that I don't really need
>Signed a lease to pay $20 more per month for a room than the current tenant is

That's not a waste, I have 3k on my speakers, sub, and amp in my prius. I play deathgrips with the windows down.

where did you meet her to do it :?
she usew lube or dry ? what end of the hairbrush

unless he paid for the digital cuck version

I spent $300 on an ounce of weed.

It's really good weed though.

Lost $50 betting on the Pirates, Bosox and Rockies today.

Feel sad man.

>tfw fell for the TTNP meme

His hands were as weak as a new trader on Robinhood

I recently started going to the gym and felt nervous about interacting with my fellow gym rats due to my obesity so I spent $108 on Goji Berries to share between everyone so they would know I am serious about health food and getting fit and wouldn't make fun of me.

Ended up getting kicked out of the gym and having my membership cancelled because I told a qt that she can have Goji Berries if she can blow me cherries. As a flirty joke, just to break the ice. She reported me and I got banned. I had to leave the berries behind as well so I don't even get to eat them. Also, I am now unable to lose weight and will continue to spend $500 a month on mostly unhealthy food (breakfast has been slices of pizza for a few days)

...

>buy bitcoin through site
>11 USD
>25 NZD in transfer fees
>went through with it with out thinking

>FARRRRRRRK

LOL. You sound like a complete loser.

Biggest retarded so far.
>spends money on weed
It's like poor fags just hate money or something. Grow up and live the sober life already you hippie

>guy saw me shaking

Jesus Christ, there are some seriously pathetic people on this site.

$2k roulette table
$1k strip club

This is from about 15 years ago

>be 17
>go to music shop
>want to buy $1300 bass guitar
>sales assistant says he'll give me $130 off the price for cash
>agree
>come back later that day with the cash
>sales assistant says I can have $130 store credit instead
>go through with the deal

I should've turned 360 degrees and walked outta there.

Lesson learned. Always gotta be ready to walk away from a deal.

if a taxi is available when all you young shitheads are standing outside a bar at 2 am in the rain.

should have got prk

sold a whole bitcoin when it was 450$ a week or so ago

Bought shares on a foreign OTC market and got charged 50 bucks by my broker without realizing it since I expected there to be a loss due to some disparity in bid and ask prices.

Needless to say I still feel dumb and have to wait even longer to make my money back.

Most jobs require a serious time investment to get.

>what end of the hairbrush
jesus christ, user

You are paying, so fuck her. She won't say shit just rip down her pantalones and get to work.

Except you have to sit and wait for your food in the restaurant you mong.