Who won this /fit battle?/

who won this /fit battle?/

Kim, the slav squat = god

Kim hands down. Trump's hat and patches are gaudy as fuck. The colored tie doesn't go with anything else. Sitting like a hunched beta with his lips in cocksucking mode. Sad.

trump looks like a bitch here
he's getting fatter and fatter

The rocket boii takes this one, Trumps shoes don't match the fit

those fucking hats LMAO

Kim riding that l o o s e w a v e, trump looking like a gaudy ass nerd. Lil rocket takes it.

they did

kim looking like a qt

Dear leader coming through with the jailyard squat. East Side Muddah Fukkah!

Kim with the all-black (probably Yohji)

General Park in the back taking notes on squat form and swag-in-practice

the KPA's peaked caps double as bowls in case they get impromptu food rations

both look so good here, joe's jumper is on point.

trump got destroyed

>the KPA's peaked caps double as bowls in case they get impromptu food rations
fact

as much of a boss as the autistic fat guy is, im gonna have to go with the gook

let me guess.

you're still with her?

the koreans have found a way to control the mushroom people we are doomed af

Joe's vintage track jacket there is pretty fucking on-point.

Obama's oversized dad-jacket is kinda crappy tho. If it was athletic fit it would be better.

fuck the outfit kim won on that stance alone what a fucking glorious squat that man possesses just fucking nuke the states already

ITT: bunch of commie betamales

Obama needs taller socks, without logos

They're both soft, dreadful fucktards who've never lived a day where they didn't get whatever they wanted served to them on a silver platter. But on style, Kim absolutely destroys Trump, so much so that it's kinda unfair.

The charming smile and dope squat in OP's photo alone seals the deal, but look at a photo that better shows how he dresses. Dude is wearing a simple, barely-adorned black outfit amongst taller men with imposing and decorated military uniforms, and yet with one glance even a hermit would know who the fuck is in charge in that photo. That's because Kim has embraced his chubby body and thus transcended it. He is powerfat. Instead of weakly trying to compensate for his frame with slimming cuts, every seam is maximized, projecting outwards, filling all of the space around him. The outfit tells you that this is a true leader of men: carved of obsidian and defiantly planted in your meandering path, daring you to try and get through him.

Trump, on the other hand, is a fucking mess. He looks like a doddering grandpa sitting at Walmart customer service while the workers call his family over the intercom to come get him. His pallid head poking out from the oversized grayish-greenish jacket someone draped on him gives the appearance of a body that's just been discovered in a flooded basement after a few days, an image jarringly juxtaposed with a pair of seemingly wire-taut slacks trying to accommodate a rear end that they are thoroughly unequipped for. He's hunched forward uncomfortably on his stool, existing as awkwardly in his environment as he does in the clothes that cover him. This outfit doesn't so much convey a kind of man as a kind of unnatural thing intruding upon the world, actively resisting its attempts to reject it like a botched liver transplant.

Even though President Trump has blowjob lips and is rubbing his groin, I have to go with Kim Jong-un. He's far handsomer, and plus I think he'd probably be a lot more fun to hang out with, provided you didn't do ANYTHING to piss him off.

I wonder whose body that is off to the left?

What -core is this?

Mob-boss core

nothing matches with trump, ever. he's a hot mess clothes wise and his bloated body and face don't help either
>he doesn't like trump he must be a hillary supporter

Are they racing each other to see who can get gout first? That's a new kind of cold war.

I think he's doing a rendition of Biggie's Hypnotize.

who is that wicked black monkey

Lol

junya watanabe ss03

THE ANTICHRIST

>north Korea
>commie
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