How do you trim your pubes...

How do you trim your pubes? Currently I use scissors to trim them every so often but holding a sharp object that close to my testicles terrifies me so I never get the hairs on my ballsack as short as I would like. Also I can never see my arse so I don't trim my arse hairs as neatly as I would like to.

beard trimmer with a guard

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Trimming your pubes is for low test nu-males. Keep the full bush unless you want to look pubescent

Beard trimmer with no guard, i don't go on balls tho or just hover

NEVER use a trimmer without a guard on your ballsack
After trimming, put soap/shaving cream on your crotch and use a cheap safety razor to be soft as a baby.
It feels fucking refreshing.
You can also do this on your butt and you can forget having shit stick to the butthole hairs.

This guy is right and I want to add one thing. If you shave your asshole and start using baby wipes your life will change forever in a good way.

A Razor

Literally a good pair of tweezers and some time. I stay full bald, no pubes or ass hair whatsoever, and it's always well received by girls. Removal doesn't hurt at all after a few grow / pluck cycles. Put on some music or a podcast and smoke some weed and have at it.

For ass hair or armpit hair you can just grab and pull out clumps. It's no different from waxing and it's not difficult at all.

t. smooth all over asian dude with long hair

I #2 guard everything, but clean the sides and top with a safety razor then I razor the sack and shaft and what not. feels good man.

For the last 10 years I've used the same beard shaver for beard and pubes.

AMA.

as long as you keep it clean i don't see why not desu

it's not like it's going in your asshole. why do people assume sexual organs are actually dirty?

Might be people who shave before showering and use their razor on a shit-nugget-ridden ass

yeah alright you fucking caveman

But I don't like when my girl kissed me with my pubes stuck in her teeth.

yikes that sounds terrible. All I do is rip my nipple hairs out, I can't imagine ripping armpit hairs or pubes out tho

Just curious, are all you guys shaving your balls having regular sex?

I used to, but I don't anymore. It's just unrealistic to maintain and if you exercise you're always itchy burny. What really stopped me was getting my face and stomach rekt from pussy stubble. If pussy is like sandpaper once it has a 5'o clock shadow, why would my dick and balls be any different?

The answer seems to be: use clippers and trim OR always be smooth shaven in anticipation of possible sex. I already keep my face smooth. I don't have the dedication for both.

P.S. East Asians can ignore this shit. They have comfy pussy hair as soft as a cashmere sweater.

Yes why

>tfw never fugged an East Asian
life is suffering

For me, it's Gillette Venus™

>sharp object by balls
Use kid scissors that aren't sharp

>feces in hairs
If you know how to defecate this will never happen. Firstly, lean forward to open your sphincter completely. After pooping, do not use a wiping motion; use one square at a time and dab while your butt is open. For the final dab(s), do it with your butt closed.
Also, if you want to inspect your butt, squat down with a small mirror (that has a pivoting stand) under you.

>he doesn't use the squatty potty

>pussy hair as soft as a cashmere sweater

Master race confirmed

Good stuff my dude, this one is a paradigm shifter. Thanks for paying it forward

I bite them off

Might want to use it on those whiskers

Last time I did this I got some red spots and it was super itchy, what did I do wrong?

>low test pubelets itt

if your girl likes trimmed/shaved pubes then your dating a fucking pedo

Razor bumps. Shaving against the grain aka shaving the opposite way that hair grows causes razor bumps.

Porn stars have been asked whether they prefer shaved and they said they don't like having hair in their mouth or on their nose when doing oral

Hey can you show your penis please?

Trimmed makes the dick look bigger and I like being able to go all the way down without having gross hair in my face. I shave every few days and get mildly stubbly so I don't expect him to trim constantly but it can't be a bush.

>NEVER use a trimmer without a guard on your ballsack
Had to learn that the hard way.

I don't know why this made me kek so hard. I forgot to give you a (you) when I first read it.

Veet balls
Clippers on bush

So you have no bush but hairy balls like some kind of pube mullet?

i shaved myself first 2 times with no guard
nicked the sack fucking pain
girls happened to like the manscapin tho

i wish i could trim the booty a bit tho o well

yall ever try shaving ur pits, itchy like the first couple days but use a conditioner or w/e and you stop having bad bo and comfy as fuck with no itch

thanks

This,

Also, if you leave anything less than an inch of pubes you have a tiny dick and are trying to make it look bigger.

An inch is way too long lol

If your dick is 3 inches maybe.

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That way pappy can get to work on your cornhole whenever he wants

>instructing people on how to shit
Fuck this website. Swear to God I'm the only non autist on here.

You wouldn't be here if not at least slightly autistic.
Also shitting is a daily thing, if a better way exists, why not improve every single day of your life?

yo i got big thighs man that is a recipe for boner soup

I'm a grower ok
Little over 6" hard but like 3.5 soft, it's weird

this
and i'm ~7"

I'm lazy so I just use that hair removal cream shit.

>no pussy hair cashmere sweater

I trim everything with scissors first and then shave the balls completely(gilette blue 3 razor and gilette shaving cream with aloe), leave the hair are above the dick just trimmed since my gf loves it. I also shave two paths on my groin to disconnect stomach/abdomen hair from leg hair since it looks a hundred times better.
I'd really like to start shaving my ass as well but I'm too scared it will be itchy as fuck and too time consuming.

on a related note, I fucking hate when my gf shaves her pussy completely, I love a nice trimmed bush but she says it helps her maintain hygiene during her period so oh well