Can someone explain to me what the point of these threads is?
Three (You)s and maybe I'll post
lot of people think they are better looking/more fashionable than they really are and want to fish for compliments on Veeky Forums from strange men online
not horrible but typical moonface asian plus your face says to me you smoke cigs in public whenever you can to show off what a badass you are
you look like me
"Hello. Is this the early 2000's? Yes? I just wanted to know if I still had hair when you cats were around."
"I did? up to like 2008? Well, alright. Thanks. I'll be in touch."
Boy or girl?
Yo, you want to go bombing in chelsea at 3am and run some pockets when the clubs let out?
smile or close your mouth. you look like a fish.
That looks like overgrowth or some syndrome at least
Do people actually smile all the time
no, they're just not mouthbreathers
you all look the same
Do you want to be my girlfriend?
You look like the chad form the chad vs virgin meme
no fucking way this is the same person, its like a brilliant before and after transition commercial for a sex reassignment surgeon
i think you might be legitimately retarded
I have one already._.
The first poster here is actually normal and the second is retarded. That post did imply it was a 'mouth closed' pic from the OP. The problem is trying to decipher meaning from the language of 15 yr olds with attention deficit, where every phoneme has absolutely no relationship with what comes before and after it. This is fascinating, I'm printing it out for a class.
I need (You)s
you need loos more than yous
No.. close is a verb. It's clearly imperative mood.
"closed mouth" as an adjective would have implied it was the same person taking a new photo.
don't hurt yourself brainlet
take a shower
Sorry it’s like a general pic instead of just the face
"im here at uc berkeley and some NAZI JUST PUNCHED ME!!! i told him what a racist he was and he scampered away and then everyone clapped."
you look like you're gonna file false rape charges against me
yall ugly *snaps*
you look like lil pump if he newer blew up and got any money but still tried to look cool and flex like ouu on pics
back to where you came from, fucktard
You look like the male version of me
flex like ouu
Good evening fellas
Elliot! What's up my man?
be my gf
Old ass photo before i cut my hair off
I swear if my phone rotates this shit
your style of clothing rly fits ur face. but u look kind of distraught
Rip lol I alr have a bf
He looks like the kinda kid my friends would rob. I bet he makes for a great mirror, tho.
This is gonna last...if he's studying to become a doctor.
That's a shit job these days. It swallows you up, it's so much school. Shit, in two weeks you can get a real estate license snd make so much more money with a real estate license, plusssss you can go to work high.
All the people are scumbags, tho.
PLS BE IN MELBOURNE
HE ACTUALLY IS INTERESTED IN MEDICINE THATS THE BEST PART, He probably gonna end up doing engineering like his dad, hes a p stereotypical gook ngl
you're gonna be fine.
I like your cheekbones, tripfriend
cute but close mouth
cutest gal in the world
I might cry you're so pretty
what race are u
Mexican aren't humans
i am not that guy but how did you guess I was from Mexico?
Dyed my hair not too long ago thinking of possibly trying to go more ginger, apologies for the low quality image.
So no real deduction and just a guess? :(
post ur taco ass
Racism is not nice >:P
Grow your hair back NOW. Also what's your ethnicity?
i was calling u a fatty >:DDD >hehe
Is this a thread for who can look like the biggest jackass?
Oh, sorry for calling you racist then. But also still not nice
Your mouth is so fucking tiny holy sht
Those bushy eyebrows! I love em.
LOL cant imagine life looking like this
And yeah buzz cuts don't do well with sloped foreheads, might go for a long mane idk
Whoops meant to reply to
masochist here, be mean pls.
y cuz ur jealous u never will??? hehehe
With a couple unfortunate exceptions, those are unflattering photos taken of average-looking people. Which is something you'd know if you ever went outside. I pass hundreds of people on the street every day who're about as attractive as most of them.
Are you a teenager or a shut-in?
lol you must be real ugly. average is still ugly moron
Doesn't seem like maybe the best picture. You have a few skin blemishes and whatnot but I think you look cute.
you don't have to be a dick all the time you know
so creepy you look cool
you look like you control your car with your toes/10
meme demarco fan that actually does drugs/10
a-are you autistic too?
would let shoot me in winter war/10
lose the fuggen fat m8 and youre there
J U S T E V E N M O R E
found daytime pic, no i didnt go out like that
Can I suck on your hair and gain its powers?
Lmao is this really you
you sexy devils
Im borderline underweight. :(
neck yourself fucking cunt
Only two people here that ar above average, wtf happened to this place, previous year there were way more beautyfull posters around.
Thanks I guess.
stop sucking your cheeks in to gain a facial structure
Tbf he did imply he was trying to look like a jackass. He's p good looking imo anyway
cute little muslim girl/10
I know its bad i just didnt get around to trimming it,
6 months in on beard growth since /bald/
Febuary makes a year
action bronson's little brother/10
Tell me how fucking ugly I am
I almost get off of this shit
I ship, pre-pubescent muslim girl and dominant Jihadi man a match made in paradise.
not ugly at all
What's that product on your hair fampai?
Actually have a pretty face
get off off*
Is it though?
is it not getting off of something ?
Your eyes make me want to puke, they give off the same vibe as oatmeal that's been fermenting for months in the hot sun
One of my better pictures. Do I have a chance, Veeky Forums?
Kind of want to go for a mild buzz. Some short cuts recommendations?
I have no clue how to selfie properly
That would be physically escaping it.
Omg you are the cutest thing i've ever seen be mine pls
u look a little too polished
gay ass bug you have no right using the computer
Your eyes are running away from each other
guess my ethnicity and I'll tell you how wrong you are on a scale of 1 to seeking validation on Veeky Forums
AHHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH LMFAO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XDDDDDDD THIS TRHEAD ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Look like one of those shaved headed girls with fat asses
Thanking god I don’t look like any of u plebs itt
Roast me and my big ass forehead
i am not gay
you have fucking potential. not joking dude just clean up the skin and moustache and you could model
hello I am in love nice 2 meet u
ayy what up ma fay brothaaaaa
you have a pig nose
PLS BE IN CALI
what are u doing on Veeky Forums brah?
i'd let u go on a date with me too bad u like chinese ppl weird.. not sure why ppl are too insecure to date indians lol..
cut that disghusting fucking hair jesus christ
No way those eyes are real. Christ man.
No,thats a qt ass hair
Wash your face,you greasy fuck
full pyerrrrk please!!!
face is okay but you need a better hairstyle. you have a similar face structure to mila kunis. maybe look into what her usual hairstyle looks like and copy her.
Can’t read you little bitch?
Taken after running
I need to brush my goddamn eyebrows
you'd look so much better with long hair
qt. don't listen to user about hair. How do they know what kinda cut you have from pic with braids?
Holy fuck you're cute
Guess I'll post a frontal
has ayylmao shirt
you look good, no worries man. just work on your inner shit and get confident and you'll have no problem coming up in this world. cheer up man!
That's funny because I actually don't
R8 no h8
Ps im actually very famous
Go back to rehab, Jules
<33333333333 much love
What a shame
Gotta tour with voidz this month
You're both bloody stupid sons of bitches
rate me my dudes
Not that user, but I'm somehow convinced.
sexy son of a muffin farmer
Thx, bby. <3
that's...not a boyfriend
pls be my gf
8/10 but i sense this is a very flattering pic
u are all fucked up looking
Started jerking off to your ass but I couldn't cum so I stopped trying. Not even kidding. Lost my boner half way through. Do more squats.
so which ones your mom?
Your sexual frustration is palpable, my man
Pssshh, no, I have a beautiful model asian qt GF to whom I give 40 orgasms a minute :^]
you all deserve a ban.
older pic, my hair is a bit longer now
you look like someone who really enjoy getting his ass eaten
The asshole is the most under appreciated sex organ.
exactly what I was thinking earlier but didn't say it lol
Why not, it's a compliment for her, she's sexy
you are very good looking :0
I don't think her face looks like cersi, just her hair
I just thought of Cersi when I first saw it due to her hair, but more i looked at it the less I thought nah
I really need to learn fa since I just dress basic as heck
Also need hair suggestions
REE phoneposting flipped me
too much minecraft... just too much...
why woudlnt it be me you high school drug dealer looking faggit
it has no eyelids...how does it blink?
You look like a pretty handsome guy.
I really need to learn fa since I just dress basic as heck
I mean if you want to adapt to Veeky Forums's interpretation of fashion I would go for some kind of SLP heroin model look like pic related since you are the right kind of skinny and have a nice enough face for it. Or just browse the board for yourself until find a style you like.
Is that weird tattooed on?
yes it is, its like some tribal lines, they're pretty much faded by now
I actually really like it, awesome stuff dude
i'd hit that
thank you dude!
just a shitty nordick/baltid phenotype passing through
Fill my ovaries with your nordick seed.
No sleep for days
Tfw no replies.
which one are ya babe?
Nose of peace
Can you explain to me what deathnic is?
Eh. Need a haircut.
u look like a turbo manlet
The phone is almost the size of ur face boyo
white aziz ansari
you would look like a male model if your face was slimmer
Wear all black like MC Ride and beanies, mean mug more, youll look cool
Change of haircut would do wonders
You got a neat aesthetic
uhhhh are u cuentyn from more skids?
What aesthetic should I go for fit wise?
Hair or shaved head?
Whether this OP or some other person, whoever it is she's really damn cute. I wish I knew her.
FUCK OFF TO /soc/
FUCK OFF TO /soc/
FUCK OFF TO /soc/
FUCK OFF TO /soc/
this shit doesn't belong on this board, take your insecure friends and leave
I'm not the op ._.
I'd rock longer hair
Handsome lad, are you of french/Hispanic decent?
Literally Kim Jong Un with a wig
L O N D O N ?
L O N D O N?
How should I dress to make things better? I already work outalot to square my round face
the virgin chad
Studies "Gender theory" but skips class to smash the patriarchy by doing coke with her loser friends
Can't complete a sentence without the word "dude" being said at least once. Will be mind blown if you don't like the same bands as him and may even get mad about it
Albanian taxi driver
That kid at uni who majors in drama
That kid who thinks he's the class clown but is just annoying
Geeky kid at uni who only talks in memes
Male feminist that rapes women
Just living with his parents till he gets back on his feet
Will lecture you about genders that don't exist because you had the audacity to refer to her as "she"
Will claim that a band "Saved my life"
Dropped out of school at 13 but it's cool cause he's definitely gonna be the next big UFC fighter
Has a "hitlist" of his classmates
Teachers told him he would be nothing, he agrees and gives the teacher a "shaka" hand gesture
Listens to death metal but is a pussy irl
Studies software engineering, says he's gonna invent the next Facebook
sleaze, haider, palmiers du mal, scarface, 80s miami, aloha shirts, romeo and juliet(dicaprio flick).
N O F U N Z O N E
What's a good beard length?
Alternatively, clean shaven
Ignore the hair in all (or pick one), I don't know what I'm doing
Well it honestly depends on what your midface looks like. You have a good enough jaw to where you don't need a beard, but sometimes a beard elevates somebody regardless, see: Nick Bateman
This enough to work with?
Excuse the faggy pose
Yes. Keep the fucking beard exactly like in this pic. You're maxed out. Although your eyebrows maybe a little TOO thick, really crowds your forehead.
Maxed out as in my face is at max capacity?
How can I fix the brows? Should I try and remove the bottom of the outer part? So it's more arched and less boxed
Yeah p much you're beautiful man. And idk exactly how to go about it, but the upper right edges of your eyebrows are a little exaggerated imo. That's just me though.
post pic with longer hair. You look good with that length, though
Looking good, very nice hair
You're too negative in here, fellas, not gay btw
I've always been a little self-conscious of my thick brows but always too scared to try and adjust anything out of fear of making too big of a change
Don't know if the triangular points have to go to make them more rectangular, or if the bottom needs to be shaped to make them clearly arched
tfw have a stupid, fat, dead eyed, bad toothed face
i fucking hate attractive people
Personally I'd take off the triangular portions. You want your eyebrows to be as low-set as possible.
you look like a PLO type, gonna bomb a drugstore in west berlin?
Is this a picture of you, user? I honestly think you're gorgeous if it IS you..... But if it's someone else, can you please share her name? Sigh.....
Flattered someone took the time to draw my goofy face, looks great.
The inside edges of your eyebrows look weird and unnatural
behold, my jew nose.
(im not jewish)
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MATE
Holy shit you're beautiful
Rate or something
you look like me. Like we could be brothers, where is your father from
I bet you would look good without the beak
Yo look like a roman mosaic. Fuck-huge eyes. Def interesting looking/unique features. You could probably model
good jokes in this post
every roast is so spot on lmao **
put on a suit for a job interview (nigger)
european suicide bombing core
whoever said you're beautiful is a faggot. you look to have downs, your lips are way too big, your ears are horribly deformed and you dress queer
i feel sorry for you
look like a huge faggot
fine either way
nice security cam pic you would see on the news after you shoot up a school, fag
the fact that you look like a boy turns me on more in the straightest possible way
such a fag tho
the saddest realization of your life is that no one would want to rape you so you dont get to call yourself a rape victim
im not a mudslime either. I just have Adrien Brody disease.
hard to tell when you use black and white filter
post skin tone
either way its unfortuante but not being muslim makes things a bit better
I'm half white and half Spanish (from Spain, not taco land). I guess there is just deep Mediterranean (olive nigger?) roots that make me look this way.
wtf is white and half spanish, enough with the fake identities Freedomlanders
Just cut things off with a girl I had strong feelings for, and now I'm drunk as fuck.
thats a bad haircut on asians
Which one of them was you?
Everyone has 2 parents. One of mine is white, and from sweden, and the other is white (but kinda brown) from spain.
You look like an european raver girl from the 90's
very nice <3
none, this is megive me your best "comedic" roast
skinny latino Salman Khan
So you're a nigger
bathroom selfie because lighting
need to work on clearing up scars
bandcamp.com made life a bit more nice i guess
put me out of my misery
I'll kick the shit out of your faggot boyfriend and fuck you up the ass till you love me
You all look like fucking mutts,
weakest facial hair i've ever seen on a man
you look fine. great, even. stop lurking /fa
this is why people don't like you, user
People worship me, whether they like it or not
validate me effay
1. Are you a guy or a girl?
2. What happened to your top lip?
See pic related.
Venezuelan Shia Lebouf
Filipino Fuccboi exchange student
The 35 y/o arab that worked out twice
A youtubers sidekick who keeps laughing loudly during videos
Saving up to buy a "candy van"
You look like a gay gook scientist
Your picture says otherwise
You would make a sadistic, lonely and bitter old hag in a few years.
You look something between a reptile and a peruvian roid addict.
"I collect my little pony merch but i also listen to metal"
You look like a creepy crack-selling nigga
You look uncomfortable.
You would suit well in Radiohead.
Someone crossed a brit with a snake.
You look like you crawled out of a previously undiscovered cave.
You look like you stink
I dont know where I am
I dont know what I am wearing
But I know I have to kill
If the meme Veeky Forums meetup had an orgy, you'd be the son.
How's women studies going for you?
Getting enough estrogen per day?
Twink with HIV
Gay black guy
are you sure?
this is great
i'm not a Hypebeast.
What you guys think about Aurora's face?
Its her nose too potato?