Are these things memes?

Are these things memes?
lm considering getting a pair.
do they go true to size.
please post inspo

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w2c while in canada?

how tall would you have to be to pull these off without them looking like they go halfway up my legs?

are they memes? dude they are basic as fuck jump boots, go the fuck outside sometimes.

as long as you aren't 4 apples high you'll be okay.

hahahahahahaha his legs + that oversized ass parka

Someone post knoch's boot collection. I need to get off tonight

here's mine
i just copied the size from my palladiums, so i guess they're true to size

True to size. Mine squeak LOUDLY and make me not want to wear them.

Tips?

did you replace the sole?

i got those before that whole meme because I needed something for doing work in the snow. Works great and look good.

That tiny Asian girl makes it look like the start of a porno

this interests me

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i think for these to look good oyu have to have skinny legs

which insoles would people rec if they feel a lil loose (got a uk 10)

Enjoying being every woman's bitch, Alex?

How do I achieve this silhouette without that jacket
Alternatively, where do I get that jacket
Substitutively, what body type do you need to pull it off

>be a spooky skeleton
>put on clothes

>How do I achieve this silhouette without that jacket
Find a similar parka. Wear with skinny jeans.

>Alternatively, where do I get that jacket
It's a German police parka. You can get them from milsurp sites for dirt cheap.

>Substitutively, what body type do you need to pull it off
Tall and skinny helps, obviously. If you're shorter then just mind your proportions. If you're overweight or have big legs then it's not gonna happen.

Just go to a random shoe store and buy the thickest one they have. I recommend either foam or gel

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where can I get these in Europe?

>Where can I get austrian combat boots in europe
Gee.

No fucking way, this kid goes to my college. I've seen him in that jacket and those boots

Mr. Skeltal

I have them, they're good. Just buy them, they're cheap. Buy some new insoles for them too

Any advice on getting them to stop squeaking? I replaced the insole but it persists, I don't think it's the insole's fault

how does it look irl?

w2c these other than commando store?

Exactly like it does in the pic, pretty much. Boots are maybe a bit more clown shoeish irl. He's probably gonna get yelled at for his jacket at some point though, this school is swarming with police abolitionists

Yes

I don't understand the thin legs + boots + oversized parka aesthetic.

my legs look like that
do people think i'm scary looking?

those are a different boot

not scary, skeletal

Have the same pair.
Don't feel like putting them on to show you.
But they're nice. I'd say they go true to size. They look good.

>need

nobody is scared of you

Step aside the king of bones is coming through

Alright now I really am scared

Thank you, mr. Skellington!