What does a mid twenties & older male wear to attract / fuck art hoes w/o looking like a try hard

What does a mid twenties & older male wear to attract / fuck art hoes w/o looking like a try hard

stoptrying then

It's less about what you wear, but what you do.

If you want to peacock, go for the following:
Artist t-shirts/ obscure band t-shirts/ not so obscure band t-shirts such as The Smiths
Denim jacket (preferably with the borg collars) with musician/art pins, patches, etc., bonus points if you've got the back embroidered or some shit
Weird socks
Anything Keith Haring

go to an art show or weird music show whatever, see what other people are wearing, take the parts you like and tailor it to yourself. then go to another and talk to some girls there. easy

threw up in my mouth a bit

are borg collars in? I see them in stores a lot more now.

>how does a daddy age man attract girls with daddy issues
DON'T DO A FUCKING THING JESUS CHRIST HOW DENSE CAN YOU GET FAGBERG LITERALLY JUST B URSELF FOGEY

Jokes aside who do art girls actually fuck? I know a lot of you small child narcissist personality disorder fucks keep spamming "be an art boy" but let's make it clear ART GIRLS DO NOT FUCK ART BOYS AT ALL. Okay?

Who do they fuck though?

Chad

Well Idk just be yourself.

I'm being myself and got a strange success with art hoes.

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU FIND THESE GIRLS

My girlfriend is an art hoe, so I have a pretty nice insight into how her other art hoe girlfriends "work:

>And the answer is:

Most of her art hoe girlfriends are either virgins or havent been fucked for monhts. Because they have such huge egos and requirements towards men, NOTHING is good enough for them, and no matter how good looking the guys are who hit on them, they will just lead them on, and drop them as soon as any action could happen.

If by any chance, they finally decide to hook up with someone, it's solely for status, and instagram pics. To "flex" on the rest of the girls in their group.

They are all in the 21-25 age range by the way.

This is pretty accurate.

i went to uni with loads of "art girls" as i studied art

basically it's usually chad posing as an artist / punk / something rebelious (almost always talentless)

not bitter, just my observation, us art student boys just picked up the scraps (usually the asian girls)


also this

most of them care much much more about how they appear than any kind of substance, hence the poser boyfriends

I am in finance how do I get art girls?

Musicians. Duh. Are you fucking moron? Like back away from the computer retard. Go back to stupid school on the short bus you fuckin mental midget.

flaunt your money and dress in hypebeast/instagram-core clothes

Don't let them know you're in finance

ya don't

you don't

fuck bimbos who want your money like all the other sellouts

but I like slowdive and radiohead

i guess maybe spend some time getting into the scene, go to some openings, don't dress like a sperg, talk shit and drink some free wine... see what happens.

>really though, probably not going to happen.

>shit tier advice
>Angry virgin projection
Be yourself. Dress well, dont stress out because then chicks will think your a fuckin weirdo. As for the job who cares
Veeky Forums just mad because some of these niggas literally work at target

>implying art hos aren't the most materialistic of the bimbos

>implying that you know anything about women

You could delete the words "art hoe" from this post and it would still be accurate. That's how correct this man is.

oh they're shallow, don't get me wrong, but they want to appear to not be shallow, going after guys for their money isn't their MO, social status is where it's at.

So what should I wear to in Instagram flex for them?

>see what other people are wearing, take the parts you like

b-but isn't that robbery?

yeah s o w h at. dude valium is weak as shit wtf.

pretend you want to fuck their friends

your girlfirend lokks like a goodnes bitches in the steratt bruth you know the musicions on ythe conomy is patheid of medieval sociaty to bakc mnhonestly

I wear mostly thrifted clothes, and art hoes are attracted to me like flies. most of them are fat too. hearing them speak just makes me vomit at this point, why would you want this

No completely wrong. Go to any art hoe's following on instagram. It's filled with unif and gosha. Go wear cdg converse, get a small tattoo and have 10k followers and youre good to go

wow what a weird fucking text. wtf?

>implying your outfits and clothes are shit xDDDDDD

I dress well, faggot, I was implying that they probably like the "vintage" stuff and also the concept of thrifting in general

art hos don't fuck art bois. chad is the correct answer. just go for a more masculine low key look and don't talk a lot

art hos are fickle and go for guys they later claim to despise or find repulsive. it all ties in to their desire to appear troubled and self hating

>tfw art boy

just fucking kill me now senpai

They were in months ago dude... Wherever you're at must be slow on the trend. I'd almost say that fad has passed.

>implying you're taking this asshole seriously
he obviously wants to fuck those lifeless obnoxious tumblr art hoes so with my advice he'll get what he wants.

Your gf face looks like a mix of Michael Jackson and John Cena.

I love art boys don't believe his lies

Though I guess I'm not really an art hoe

Ask them if they're on fetlife and tell them you're looking for a "little."

this

i'm glad someone said it

Be tall and looking and not autistic.

not that hard really.

I am an art professor at uni. I see tons of girls like these everyday. AMA.

When will you be fired?

Not unless I screw up horribly. I actually don't hit on the young ovaries at all and try to instill a sense of repsonsibility in them. Most are horrible at time management and aren't really going to art school to actually find a career in the field.

Idk i went to art school and the girls there seemed to only fuck art boys or other huge hipster faggots who studied "urban studies" or something like that. They dont usually fuck "chad"

Not saying you actually need to do art to fuck them but you just need to get them to think youre part of their subculture, its not that complicated

do art hoes have the hots for art professors? I bet they do.

oh god this shit is accurate

no to mention

>hates her dad

Yes. I am one of the younger ones and they are easily impressionable. In other departments like fine arts, one or two professors were caught fucking their students.

...

this.

hitting him where it hurts

Fucking nailed it. By far the most accurate post in the thread.

>Though I guess I'm not really an art hoe
Found the art hoe.

I've fucked a ton of art hoes, and believe me, they suck. I play in punk/hardcore bands and I'm well read, I think that's what does it.

I dress sorta punk rock/ budget slp, tight black jeans, denim or biker jacket, old skools or boots usually.
You've gotta at least fake being a feminist, but don't actually be a total pussy. They want their male colleagues to be beta pussies so they can walk all over them, they want their partner to have some semblance of masculinity.

There you go, that's what has worked for me.

man.. i just love getting my dick sucked by bitches boys..

/thread

>You've gotta at least fake being a feminist

It's amazing how many grills think that is an adequate personality substitute.
>i won't date anyone that's homophobic, transphobic etc.
Really? Why? Do you have a girlcock to show me?

absolutely

Pink long sleeve shirts
Beanies
Timbs
Denim jackets
Communist/socialist/anti capitalist themed clothes

Niggers, and each other

I've been with an art hoe, leached on her for months, lived in her shity apartment, she fed me bought me clothes, yes I am a leach king. Point is they fuck talentless chad artists, alternative semi intelligent fit fags, and people who remind them of the person who's love they crave. Will cheat, will also respect you more if you chet on her. Basically be a cat person. Be skinny. Take drugs ocasionaly or pretend to do drugs.

You ok user?

same

>Trying

ya fucked up. they are the easiest lays in modern american society

They usually fuck with musicians but I literally picked up one at the local art school by quoting trump like an autist using a trump voice impersonation. Just act like a bombastic chad and touch her and they will do anything, because they're so used to pathetic, leg-shaving, "indie music fan", skinny boys who feel the need to "open up and be sensitive" around them.

they go for guys they later claim to despise or find repulsive.

This also, they are basically just looking for the love and attention that feminism has made impossible for them to have (or enjoy, if they did have it). I hooked up with the one for like 4 months but I just couldn't see a future with someone that mentally unfit

>be a cat person

I lol'd hard

This actually is a good way to get through a semester of college. Except some of them are literally or ironically anorexic and only have one box of pasta (no pots, of course), some lettuce, cider, coffee, and cigs as their entire pantry which is not conducive to gainz.

Trump looks like humpty dumpty in that pic

>25 yr old woman
>hooking up

Red flag. cat lady lol

R8 my fit

In my mind's eye I'm picturing Spud Boy browsing Veeky Forums after injecting a healthy dose of psychoactive bath salts.

i fucking gagged laughing, thanks user

who the fuck is the guy on left

advice: arthoes are usually crazy
stay away from borderline chicks, you dont want that problem in your life

lmao why you wanna meet art hoes? they gonna hook you with drugs and don't even fuck you haha but atleast you listened to LaMonte Young while making out that's kinda worth it, r-right?

nah, what you do is get HER hooked on drugs man

she's probably already on and looks for insecure guys for drug money.

pic related

drop the shitty hat and tattoos, switch vhs with books and that's me lol

very funny to see Veeky Forums try to calculate ways to receive sexual favors from women

none of this is going to work

no problem, rape is always an option

this goes for all girls by the way

This might be the only decent post I've seen on Veeky Forums.

Who’s this?

¿> ... ?

what the fuck am I reading?

Do you live under a fucking rock dude

Wouldn't mind making out while listening to La Monte Young tbqh senpai

yes who is he lol

its Harvey Weinstein you fucking imbecile retard!!! do you not read the news?? or is the only language u understand 4chanistan-shitpostense?

u okay bruh?

You post cartoon reaction pictures and sound like a twat, thats why only asians

why do people care about harvey?

just take LITERALLY 5 seconds of your precious time to Google this jerk and the elusive answer you seek will be unveiled, morono.

okay sheesh im sorry im not a sheep who follows the news closely

fuck

become a master painter and do double demin