I just lost 12k playing roulette and just found out i might get fired

idontknow
idontknow

I just lost 12k playing roulette and just found out i might get fired. Wat do now?

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Playboyize
Playboyize

I'm desperate

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

gamble the rest and hope you win this time

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

will you are lucky user since i can predict the future

this what gonna happen:

1- you will still be in shock for couple of hours
2- you will blame yourself
3- then you gonna start blaming others for not stopping you
4-become angry with the world and blaming those "casinos"
5- you start coming with exuses for your loss
6- then you will start to realize how you fucked yourself royally
7- after that the sadness hit hard and you start to cry
8- cry yourself to sleep while realizing you fucked your entire life over

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I only have 3k left in my saving account. I can't. Im scared.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Go fuck yourself.

FastChef
FastChef

I lost 1400 today. I feel you. I'm requesting to blacklist myself so I can't have this shit anymore.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

i see you reached 3 already

anyhow my advice is : you cant change what happened just move on with your 3k left in the bank and don't become a fucking gambling addict

AND GO TALK TO YOUR FAMILY ! this is the most important, let them know what you did and they will bitch at you but they will stand beside you in your crisis which more can be said then an online image board

whereismyname
whereismyname

I might need to do thr same but i want leave my options open. I keep telling myself i can win it back if i try again nut deep down i know thats stupid.

No. I need financial advice not family counseling and bekng yelled at

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

You're an adult and you need to be responsible for the actions you did. I am sad that I lost the money but I will prevent it from ever happening again.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I can help OP!

Now, 12k is a LOT of money. But! Don't fear! You say you have 3k left so you're not ENTIRELY destitute. Go out and buy yourself some kneepads, I can tell you from experience this is a good investment. Now, it takes the average man 5 minutes to achieve orgasm from fellatio. If you factor in another 10 minutes to find another client that's roughly four blowjobs a minute. Since I'm guessing you're not very attractive, you will probably only be able to charge 5 bucks a pop at best. Maybe you can offer specials like an extra five dollars for a swallow. You could easily manage 20/hour and since prostitution is illegal this will be tax free! Work for 10 hours a day and you've got 200 buckaroos after 40 dicks. Work five days a week and after 200 dicks you'll have 1000 dollars (and I'm not even factoring in your swallow special). After twelve weeks and 2400 dicks you'll have made all your money back!

Good luck OP!

Lunatick
Lunatick

lost 12k playing roulette
why tho?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Gamble the 3k in a desperate bid to win your money back. If it doesn't work out, you can always eat a gun.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Get your shit together, find a job, work, live your life and finally die. You arnt handicapped are you?

King_Martha
King_Martha

play small until red comes up like 8 times then a row then bet everything on black, because it'll be due by then

Soft_member
Soft_member

:^)

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

so you want to pay someone to tell you you fucked up ?
just imagine that fucking conversation

i fucked up man,, i gave away my money to the casino jews
dont worry i got your back goy oy vay
i will loan you 12k with interest* dont worry
ALL ON BLACK ! "land on red"
oh well guess you are 34 k in debt with interest* now (laughs maniacally)

just dont bother fâm

look i know you don't want the yelling to happen but it WILL happen at least own up to your mistake, they will be angry but after a while they will forgive you and start helping you get back on your feet

family>Goy merchents

farquit
farquit

Welcome to gambling you piece of shit degenerate. Sorry you lost but your shekels pay for the Comps I get when I go to Vegas and stay in my villa. I wish you were in front of me so I could laugh in your face and punch you in your whiny bitch mouth.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I started off 150 up then lost 50, then 200. Then j played outside with 1000 chips. I was desperate to win it back. I lost it all. I went home and i went back. Losr even more. 3 hours of me driving and screaming at myself and pe peopke staring at me

DeathDog
DeathDog

No. I need financial advice not family counseling and bekng yelled at
Here's your financial advice: Stop gambling money you can't afford to lose.

eGremlin
eGremlin

did you bet on red?

FastChef
FastChef

Veeky Forums
Asking the important questions

whereismyname
whereismyname

Kek

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Why? Lost a grand, should have cut it there.

Next time break your bet into 36 parts and always bet on green.

Booteefool
Booteefool

12k is not the end of the world, you lost your own money so it's not like you fucked over anyone but yourself, and you can find other jobs. Just calm down. You will still be here in one year, in five years and probably in ten years. What you should really focus on now is making a plan for what happens next. If you think you might get fired start looking for jobs, look for a cheaper apartment etc.

Since you have these issues I recommend getting into therapy. I get that you can't tell your family and that money is tight, but getting one hour of counselling short-term might be worth it. Once you are back on your feet with regards to money I really recommend getting into therapy and working on yourself.

More gambling is a really bad idea IMO.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Put the 3K on green and let that shit roll!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I'm desperate
not already out sucking dick

Why are you still here OP?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

stop gambling.

RavySnake
RavySnake

lol

King_Martha
King_Martha

I play roullete alot. What bets were you placing? I always play the same numbers every time.

idontknow
idontknow

Was this at Mohegan Sun in CT?

Techpill
Techpill

Start betting on sports. 3k is a decent bankroll

Flameblow
Flameblow

[email protected] on Tipster Tube, you will make your money back quickly!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Tell your family so they can get they can get a head start on leaving you, scumbag

viagrandad
viagrandad

Happened the same to me with Poker (while I'm a top player of my room)
- Lost Online
- Go Live and lost like 4 times more
- Go online and lose the same amount than in Live

=> Now I'm getting back to Uni. at 25 fucking years old but Idc, tired of gambling and want a real job that pay a lot in Business & Finance.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Lost nearly 6 grand in December.

It still hurts. I learnt my lesson and stopped.

Until last monday. I had to go for a shit and the closest toilet was a pub. Went in did the deed. Walking past the pokies(slots), put $50 in, hit the feature on my second hit.

Win 7 hundred and something. Hit the 'gamble' button, chose red. Win! Doubled.

I ended up walking away with 1300, so i left to get my bus to the gym, walking past a pub to the gym. Think fuck it ill have a cheeky slap, go in lose about 600, then hit a feature, win 1200, move machines, hit another feature boom another 600, move machines hit another feature, win 1000. Walk out with $3805.

Try to goto the bank and bank it but their renovating. Fuck i'm not going to the gym with $3800 in my wallet I can barely close the fucker. Decide to head home as theirs a bank near there. The bus stop is literally right outside another pub. Go in, end up losing $1300.

Leave and bank the rest.

Still feel depressed that I didn't walk away sooner.

After typing this I realised that there's a lot of pubs near bus stops.

StonedTime
StonedTime

3 hours of me driving and screaming at myself and pe peopke staring at me

Bahahaha I've done that before. But On my motorbike going at fucking warp speed. Nearly killed myself, didn't see a red light and nearly hit a car pulling a u-turn.

Scared me out of my "gambling mentality" happened like 18months ago.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I suggest having a "diversified portfolio"

I always put some on a colour, some on 1st or 2nd 18 and atleast 10% of what I have on the table to 0 or green just to cover my bases. than I let my "gamble" bet goto either a street or random numbers etc.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

The only thing that brave men can do, OP.

Start over.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Actually, you could also get a personal loan of 12k from a bank. They will give it to you without much hassle.

You will be virtually where you started but have a reminder that you need to repay it.

It will be weird, but worth it. Making payments for money that you already have, plus a little more. I recommend everyone do it once.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

this is how Euros really live

Methnerd
Methnerd

carry on. you fucked up, but $12k really isn't that much in the grand scheme of things. get a better job, cut your spending, stop gambling and it'll have very little impact on your life aside from being a catalyst to improve yourself.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You got your MBA at Harvard too!

SniperWish
SniperWish

You are an extreme loser, OP. Suicide is a good choice for you

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Put 1 dollar on red and double your next bet until you win. You cannot lose using this ONE SIMPLE TIP CASINOS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT(tm). Trust me I am a math major (300k starting and any job) and this is how I made my first million.

DeathDog
DeathDog

then you will start to realize how you fucked yourself royally
He's a gambling addict. Gambling addicts never reach this stage because -by definition- they are retarded.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

mfw everyone online always claims Martingale is a scam
mfw won 100€ in football bets and gambled myself up to 4700 with Martingaling

I know I have been a bit lucky but if you play roulette you should use that system.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Op for real here are some crypto currencies about to pump in the coming month

Bitcoin
Lisk
nxt
Waves
Eth

Thatll at least get you some of your money back

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

that's roughly four blowjobs a minute

Either you need to work on your math, or you're really good at your trade

Firespawn
Firespawn

This is what is called natural selection in the 21st century.

If you don't end up dying, please do not reproduce OP.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I hope Eth gets above $15 this time

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Play a better game.

Supergrass
Supergrass

blowies
He could could double his money by doing two handies at half price. The problem would be finding three people to work at the same time, which is why I'm developing a prostitution market disruption app that connects people who "need a hand" or "lip service" with people providing those services.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Lisk is about to be destroyed by an Ethereum update.

reddit.com/r/ethtrader/comments/4mqn50/why_js_javascript_is_not_putting_up_the_numbers/

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I am always amazed that I live among idiots like this guy who honestly have no clue that they're idiots.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

tfw same but BTC gambling online
win big on unfavorable hand
Chinese pump BTC to the moon
cash out
I don't think I broke even, but man did that ever mitigate my losses. Poker Copilot told me that I lost $3000 in two months, which I'm pretty sure is fucking impossible, but I was definitely in the red.

Thanks to the sudden boost in BTC, I might actually break almost sorta even.

Snarelure
Snarelure

hoping to break even if siacoin does well. I'm about 50 dollars away. now it's just the principle of the thing

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Save $15.08
Top of the line kneepads + tax
You're welcome

Snarelure
Snarelure

learn card counting and basic blackjack strategy. play blackjack and pray to win

TreeEater
TreeEater

learn card counting
Modern casinos have worked to eliminate this by using automatic deck shufflers.

youtube.com/watch?v=YnqDjMKij5E

Literally built into the table, done in under a minute, and eliminates the possibility of card counting entirely

5mileys
5mileys

you're suggesting the strategy used in the movie "21" which is based on Ben Merzrich's book "Bringing down the house". Even the book mentions that casinos have long learned to counter this method by switching decks while shuffling, and some other methods.

iluvmen
iluvmen

go visit a psychologist, dumbass

takes2long
takes2long

And he would save money on food if everyone pays for a swallow, they probably would but only at a half price discount.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Put 12k more on black

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I do this for living, you can't lose with this strategy. Kekking at wagecucks everyday.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

What does a male hooker earn?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Why exactly?

Bidwell
Bidwell

So let's say you goto a video roulette, wait for it to hit black like 7 times in a row, and then bet $50 on red...

Black again? 100 on red

Black again? 200 on red...400..800..

up to a predetermined amount that you were willing to lose... What're the chances of losing it all? (obviously it decreases the higher the amount you're willing to bet)

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

That's how Nick Leeson crashed Barings bank. There is no probability increase that Red will hit just because Black hit 7 times in a row, each spin is an isolated incident in time and has no influence over the result of the next spin. It's the same with tossing a coin, just because heads comes up 7 times in a row, it cannot effect the result of the 8th spin.

farquit
farquit

You know nothing about probability, user. The odds of hitting red is always the same, even if you've hit black 12,000 times.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Yes, I agree. The poster we are talking about is implying that because Black comes up 7 times, you bet on red because it's hit black so many times.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Get a loan anduse the money to win your money back

Illusionz
Illusionz

Everyone knows you go all in on red twice and walk

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