What jeans can help show off a huge ass

What jeans can help show off a huge ass

BRAPP

wrangler

Absolutely not

Come on now when the hell have their cuts been for dudes with a real ads?

>tfw ass is embarrassingly large and round for a guy
>pants always feel tight there and I feel like everyone is looking at it
>Have to be super careful when bending over
>guys and girls have slapped and complimented it
>can't do squats at gym

What kinds of pants hide a big ass

bigge coate

>i tell you hwat

Iktf f.a.m, I used to get my ass slapped in highschool a lot, I miss feeling like a player in hs, I felt like a god, had groupies of fan girl's left and right.

Is this an Anterior Pelvic Tilt thread? I've almost got rid of mine!

Get a coat, like said. I don't think there are a pair of pants that really hides an enormous badokadonk

Well what happened to that, big boy?

Bumpini

>tfw only guys slapped my ass
why don't girls appreciate a thicc ass?

>can't do squats at gym
Pussy. Own your big ass ya damn homo

Levi's 510's my thicc compadre

Lmao is that from the cringe thread

>peacoat's are Veeky Forums's default

pepperidge farm remembers

What jeans can I get to make a flat ass look huge?

>flat ass
just end it. nobody likes to see that

hudsons

ya'll i'm a girl Veeky Forumsg and this is turning me on.

that was me in middle and high school lol
now i'm a pseudo-neet after college cause too lazy to find work
do as little legwork as you can get by with, balance out with thicc upper back, wide shoulders, big chest etc

rise is too low, only good if you want plumbers crack

>get rid of my atp
>still got a huge, juicy arse
>surgical scar on my crack ruins it forever

:(

that feel when same size ass profile but on much skinnier legs :(

Not be black or latino

>been two times in the gym now
>now have a fat ass

fml

How do i become this?

SS + GOMAD obviously

I'd like to hide my huge ass. Any tips? I'm not overweight.

Honest answer: unisex jeans like apc or acne