The virginity slouch

>the virginity slouch

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Cringetastic. These guys watch too much Anime.

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>all tech-y
>wear fucking GATs
Kek'd
We are finally live in a time when cosplaying is accepted. It's still hilarious to watch.
>These guys watch too much Anime.
It's just a "cool kid"-phase. People with too much money to spend, I tell you now they will change their cool-ass techwear for shirts and suits once they get out of college because by then different things will be regarded as cool for their age.

great thread

Friendly reminder to stand straight with your shoulders back for height and posture gains.

>Paying out the ass to dress exactly the same as the model on the website
>You're also doing Naruto cosplay

Brainless and disposable income is a powerful combination

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oh fuck this is bad

this is cool though

those shoes in the snow look dumb. nice performance techwear retard. his bag is ninja turtles shit

G O G G L E S M A N, TAKE ME BY THE H A N D, LEAD ME TO THE L A a A a a A N D

cringeeeeeeeeeeeeee lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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why do they all stand like this?

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it feels cool

like you're waiting for someone to battle

they're still nerds emulating anime too much tho

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They make CV fotos for newest Jojo movie adaptation.

because it's cool

>samurai sword
>the most basic shoe in existence
>the techninja slouch
>anime face cover
>this is cool though
>this is cool
>cool

contrary to what your faggy japanese cartoons and fashion magazines show, bad posture is not Veeky Forums

why do they all look down like that? Why? does everyone always have their head down in their imaginary anime cyberpunk world? lol.

their spirit animal is sasuke

Honestly don't get this pose. It screams "P-please don't look at me!". It's the antithesis of being fashionable.

on one hand i think its nice that these guys can get to be friends and all like the same thing but fucking imagining them meeting up and planning a little photoshoot like this with each other is yugh

i agree, i would rather have friends to take cringy photoshoots with then to be alone like i am

Because the ninja face masks slip off

You guys didn't ask for it, but here it is anyways. Have some fresh Veeky Forums OC.

good shit, have a (you)

>it feels cool

/thread

I love how these virgin turds buy $1500 jackets that are less functional that a North Face jacket.

I unironically think the guy on the right has a decent fit

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I unironically think you're this guy

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nice work
>it feels cool
I hope this is meant to be satire

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nice coat

perfectly fine

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Where to get pants like the ones that guy on the left wears?
Or what are those pants name?

kek.

There really needs to be a phone-neck psa.

If they have all these pockets why are they always dropping things on the ground?

i am a virgin though...? i don't understand?

awesome.
what's the inspiration for the chad stance?

desu There's nothing wrong with technical and cyberpunk inspired outfits, but this bullying period is absolutely mandatory because techwear is usually only two steps away from direct LARPing or hypebeast streetwear tier.

I was around when techwear was first coined, I'm actually really glad it isn't dead. It's a nice aesthetic as long as you don't look like a cringey edgelord virgin whilst you do it.

still wonder how people can dress this goofy and don't care of people giggling at them

fuck some people are so lame

Most of this isn't two steps away

It's straight up cosplay, they just think it isn't because they're wearing raincoats they paid a thousand bucks for

I guess they need all these pockets for the sheer amount of spaghetti

1. okayish but the layering makes him look like a deminor which is dumb
2. fine jacket change the shoes and get better fitting pants
3. if the pant were looser it would be goat

also who left this fucking huge plastic bag drifting in th middle of the city

LOL

Does anybody has pic of full TNF virgin setup? It was taken in metro i think.

Have you even seen one of those jackets irl? Stop talking out of your ass

ITT: jealous poorfags

I guess I slouch.
I usually catch myself and correct it manually, but I don't ever have my head down that much when I do.

If I don't have my rucksack on then I stand perfectly upright and have a extra spring in my step.

Guess I do because it's easier carry a rucksack in that stance but don't know what the guys in the pictures are all about.

Too much anime and Alan Walker

ID on far right guy's boots?

This sounds like a poem lel. I am stealing it for pasta reasons.

>le downvote

Look like the Nike AF1 SF boots in brown.

whats he looking at

>asks for advice
>guy tells him his honest opinion
>gets buttmad that he has different opinion
Literal autists.

cringed

I actually found that exact colour and look user. Thanks

>Has really wide hips
>Wears really wide pants that emphasizes this further
Why would anyone do this?

Can the techwear discord please go and stop posting themselves here

>lose virginity
>still fucken slouch
what are posture tips Veeky Forums?

these are all from r/techwearclothing

nipples are laser beams that should point in parallel to the horizon. back and neck should be one straight line. chin should be up in line with horizon. crotch should lead your stance, but not so much. if your butt tightens, your crotch is too far forward. this posture makes you look more confidant and "look at me"

not him, but i generally have a good back posture but my head is never straight unless I'm alone, feels way too cocky since I'm pretty tall and I dont like it since I'm and insecure piece of shit

tfw

Wait, is this a trendy look?
These guys literally look like video game characters

Nice try loser

>that file name

spot on

holy fuck link this thread