Do we have an official guide on achieving the Hyde-core look?

>no shampoo
>don't shave
>but random shit from discount stores
>sweatpants
>lift like your in prison and permanently fuck up your back
>contort your face
>say your actual beliefs but force laughter after so you can pretend its irony

>permabulk
>be tall
>be aggressive and polte

id on those kicks?

>>smelling like a dumpster

only shop at ross and buy the cheapest clothes that kind of sort of fit you but not really

eat like shit but take a fuckload of supplements "to make up for it"

don't drink tap water because it has fluoride

GOMAD

Your workout routine consists of 100 fan kicks a day

Anyone have the picture where Sam is on an airplane with Indian food and looks huge?

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You mean "sam"

quadroon sam

He's probably funnier than Sam.

thats a football player. he used to play for the dolphins or some shit

lol whata slut

shop at Ross

stop spamming sam hyde threads. i don't know of a single board that cares about him

You went to ROSS?

>bowl cuts, bleached hair before it was cool
>the big beanie before h3 stole it
>black tees that look like white supremacist symbols at a glance but are really school latin club/chess club/reading club tees
>EDC: early iphone, mini baseball bat, computer duster
>some ancient blunt wrap you found in your high school dresser drawer
>only listening to 90s IDM
>full Ross outfit on deck for dates
>Panerai watch bought with crypto gains when it's time to flex

You gotta go to Ross!

wtf now I hate Sam Hyde

drink zippy water
mine bitcoin
eat chocolates

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Don't, unless you're gullible. Sam has spoken about this girl, she's not 15, he's also posted chatlogs showing they had quite a loving relationship. Sam actually abhors fucked up degeneracy and abuse, even if he is a little edgy, he's always treated his friends, partners and buddies right / I remember him making a big effort post about Orangy or another musician who Sam tried to help but this psycho transsexual musician convinced Orangy to overdose and he died a year later, or something. This shit is propaganda by his ex, some strange bitch (he actually gave a shoutout to her on a World Peace splashscreen)

came here to find a basic-ass reply like this
& lo & behold it didnt take long
strait-up stupid guy's 100k strong whadda u do ? lol jacc shit
pf retard
pf stupid
AHAHAHAHA fucken classic

Literally autism.

Also >Went to RISD.

He and Seth McFarlane are proof that nothing good has ever come from RISD.

Basic shitposts get basic replies. You think that this is the first Sam Hyde thread? Every time he gets a little press or a shooting happens one of these threads pops up.

>He and Seth McFarlane are proof that nothing good has ever come from RISD.
I thought I was the only one who doesn't like Seth McFarlane movies/shows. Thanks pham.

link to stuff about orangy? I've never heard that.

hydecore/terrorcore /thread/

fuck i love charls. how come he's so much better than sam hyde?

Island vibes

aaargh risdy RISDY uugh he went to a college youve HEARD OF and that OTHER NOTABLE FIGURES have attended? gosh that must really get your goat that you're nothing and sam's makin it happen. also i'm a literal genius & more famous than sam if ya wanna go down that road. know yr betters m'man. got a feeling you do but jealousy leads you to lash out like this. 'tsgna be alrite ~condescending baccpat~

WOOH gotem

how many times did you suck his cock?

Blessed image

>attention seeking whores regret their bad decisions and blog about it