If you don't drop all your traditional practices RIGHT NOW and worship this white dude, you're going to hell, nigger!

Why does no one say shit like this about Muslims and their invasions of Africa and India? I'm not saying "why is it okay for them to do it?" I'm only asking why they never get chastised for it in the same way Christians do. The Muslim tide over India was arguably worse than the Christinization of the Americas.

Are you some sort of black Varg?

Jesus Christ, Veeky Forums is riddled with underaged edgelords

>implying the hyperboreans weren't actually worshipping Jesus Christ all along
The greeks just didn't know the name of Christ so they thought it was Apollon.

>Why should I worship a God who doesn't even look like me??
>He thinks anyone looks like God other than God

Well what do you mean by "no one" and "saying shit?" Because there are tons of Hindus in India who hate muslims and murder them and stuff

Jesus confirmed descended from Shem, a semite, and not from Japeth, from whom all caucasians and asians came.

If the color of God's skin matters to you, you're doing it wrong.

It's quite discouraging.

>Why should I worship a God who doesn't even look like me?
>implying anyone has seen God
Why are niggers all so stupid?

>If I should burn eternally for it, let God heap my pyre. My skin was made for the heat
That was edgy but pretty cool.

What did you expect from a board designed practically to invite anti-/pol/ Redditors?

REASON
EVIDENCE
TRUTH
YOU KNOW, ALL THE THINGS /pol/ HATES

>every religion says "only this one is correct, if you believe in any others you will be punished"
What's the point?
Call me a fedora but it makes more sense to be non-religious.

Darker Jesus, the "J" sound would be a Y or an H?

>If I should burn eternally for it, let God heap my pyre. My skin was made for the heat
edgy but neat.

>*unsheathes katana*
>*teleports behind you*

>>every religion says "only this one is correct, if you believe in any others you will be punished"
>I'm above that though, I only say "atheism is correct, if you believe in any others you're an idiot"
Do you learn this kind of shit from Bill Maher or something?

Atheism inevitably leads to statism, and the state has killed more people in 1 century than religion did in all the centuries before it. We even have records of the state's murderous behavior.

Been atheist for a while. Still waiting for the snakes.

What?

This is edgy but also pretty damn cool

>implying my culture had any records or a developed language before missionaries were sent
>implying we would have been better off without based latin literature

atheism isn't always communistic, communism is atheistic. it's like rectangles and squares

I remember I looked into some theories about what Jesus might have looked like.

There is the boring anthropological one that says he must have looked like whatever the average person in Israel would have looked like that that time.

There is the one that says Jesus must have had some resemblance to David since Mary comes from his line. In 1 Samuel 16:12 he is described as "red" or "ruddy." Depending on how you read it, it can mean that he had a healthy blush or maybe that he had a dark complexion.

Another description of Jesus, although clearly stylized, is at Revelations 1:15 in which Jesus has glowing bronze skin as if it were in a furnace, and white woolly hair.

You can also look to the shroud of turin or to the earliest icon.

The truth is that we don't know what he looked like, and that's why iconography has so much variety.

I said 'statism,' not Communism. A Communist would be the first person to tell you that the state isn't necessarily tied to Socialist or Communist agendas.

The Christian conversions on Veeky Forums are almost exclusively due to political conservatism and Christianity's connection with traditionalist thinkers and western civilization. Let's be real, if it was a minor sect that appeared in your country you would have wanted it gone, like the Romans did.
Constantine made a decision to unite his empire under a persuasive ideology, and it paid off masterfully - Church Christianity was a powerful force of social and political unity for more than a thousand years, it only took a major hit when it started to be irreconcilable with modern western philosophy.

1,260 years the beast ruled, and tens of millions of human beings were slaughtered.

Is that "success" to you?

Damn,this is the first time to see such an edgy post somehow end up being cool.

Yeah, you're totally being 100% truthful in your bashing of /pol/.

You anti-fascist are just hypocritical-fascist.
Seriously look at what you're doing.

>Atheism inevitably leads to statism
I think the reasoning for such a conclusion is missing, care to expand on it?

I assumed you were going for the attack on Communism for atheism. even so you haven't established a connection. there are plenty of statist regimes that weren't atheist and plenty of libertarian atheists that contradict your statement

>If I should burn eternally for it, let God heap my pyre. My skin was made for the heat
FUCK

>Euro-Semitic cult
Europe is a victim too, we were converted and the pagans that were unwilling to convert were killed, usually by the kings army.
The kings were in it for power and wealth. The populace just had to follow them.

Your skin wasn't made for heat, it was made for sunshine.

I like this guy

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>if you believe in any others you're an idiot
I never said that.

>implying Christianity is exclusive to the Bible Belt of Murica

and now you are leaving it.
Most of the world is still beholden to some Abrahamic religion.

I don't understand why people are so against Christianity. What's wrong with charity and good will towards men?

>being a facist
Keep licking those boots OP :^)

a new copypasta was born fellas

>Jesus
>white

so about that whole "burn eternally" thing...
>pic related

The intelligence and sophistication of the far-left is exemplified throughout your post, well done.

>Why should I worship a God who doesn't even look like me?? Didn't He make us in his image? I am thoroughly disgusted when I read about people on this forum debating the nitty gritty and ideological differences between different dosages of the same POISON. If I should burn eternally for it, let God heap my pyre. My skin was made for the heat

A new meme is born. And we're all uncles.

Dank.

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Was that when your mom didn't suck my dick?

>I am from the land where humanity stepped their first

No, you are American. Just because you're a black doesn't mean you are African.

Because Islam is like an extreme version of Christianity. Judaism, Islam, and Christianity are all very similar. If you criticise Christianity, you also criticise Islam.

To think there's a god is a logical assumption based on what we know and don't know. But to think there's a god like the one described in these religions... that's just silly and infantile.

Sounds about Right
Psalms 14

>To think there's a god is a logical assumption
Why do faith believers want so desperately to claim rationality?
Just own it - you believe on faith. No need to drag rationality through the mud for this.

There is some rationality in believing in Jesus.
youtube.com/watch?v=A0iDNLxmWVM
youtube.com/watch?v=Z0tyVdnIU9A
youtube.com/watch?v=dsbj7EN1Uzs
Save these links and watch them in your spare time.

Islam is the antithesis of Christianity.

>implying nonbelievers don't want to convert when they see Christian wealth, success, and knowledge
Even pagan invaders to Britain converted of their own free will despite it being the religion of their enemy.

Redditors fuck off

>>every religion says "only this one is correct, if you believe in any others you will be punished"
I see this line touted often by fedorafags like yourself, but most religions don't actually say this. In fact not many religions say it.

reminder that the first Christian nation was Black
reminder that Africa has a longer Christian history than Europe does

>This is your brain on Abrahamic religion

Armenia isn't black

This is what boxes resurrection ticks on pseudoscience (not talking about the videos, just the magic vanishing jew suggestion alone):
-one time unrepeatable experiment
-grandiose claims that go beyond the evidence
-relies on testimonials or weak evidence

There is also some rationality in believing in thetans and Xenu, the evil overlord. Its bad rationality though.

If it was good rationality, christianity would be a science. And you'd get a nobel prize for proving there is a god, and that its The Jesus. There isn't, because you can't.

If you want something to watch in your free time, try youtube.com/watch?v=WUYRoYl7i6U
Moses has been proven to be myth, maybe jesus is next?

>Richard Carrier
kek

>be me
>always been in love with history
>been shitposting on /k/ and /out/ for years
>hey lets try Veeky Forums
>its immediately got Mary was a slut and anti-christianity threads
>see people sprouting off Mary was raped by God
>see people whining about Jesus being traditional being seen as white by a white culture
How did you fags get so edgy so quickly?

>unironically cucking yourself for imperials

>Ethiopia doesn't exist

This board used to be decent. Now with poster like the ones I replied to couple with intense Africa-posting, we're going on a cancerous road

No, you are going on a cancerous road all the way back to /pol/.