How do I dress to attract this kinda girl?

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i missed that memo
fool me twice

No, it's not a vulva.

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user, why do you have so many pics of this trap saved? Are you on the right board?

shes my gf. and shes effay af

wtf who is this girl

someone on /r9k/ was going to fucc their boipussy

lucky

get a skincare regimen. start with cetaphil face sunscreen every day.
spend $100 or more on a black leather belt
shave your head

wake up at 6am and run 5 miles every monday, wednesday, thursday, and saturday

throw away all of your threadless tees (all of them)

get a therapist. get lunch/drinks with your coworkers to remember what irl conversation is supposed to be like

no single parka or pair of high-tops or watch will make you someone who is in shape, doesn't hate themself, and cares about their own appearance

This is how to get a trap gf?

>using american sunscreen

Japanese or European sunscreen is actually superior, there's a ton of UV filters the FDA hasn't actually been approved in the U.S. strangely, despite being obviously better. Some of this new stuff doesn't sting when it gets in your eyes either, which is cool. I use Biore UV Aqua Rich, myself.

yes

Can you dump pics

tempted to burgeoning folder of "Art Hoe Inspo"

A scathing mockery of art hoes and their many forms.

WHAT DEGENERACY IS THIS

do they have benis?

i like him, would fiddle

A girl that ugly trying that hard is a free fuck for anyone who can act cool for 30 minutes at a time

wrong image board you fuck

she looks like the italian skunkwave prostitute internet famous literallynoone Eva Collè