Effay first jobs?

How do I acquire currency

if you cant make a living wage off the internet in 2017 youre a fucking retard

How do you do it user?

Try getting a job in construction just fetching tools and hauling garbage, we have a couple kids who do that. Youll make a little more and pick up some construction knowledge

Honest to God I hope people aren't actually serious with being "effay" while having no clue what job to work at

>How do I acquire currency
Be born with rich parents if not abort and hopefully you'll get a better life next time

okay now answer this. How did people get rich parents?

How do you easily make a living wage from the internet??

>effay first jobs?
call center. you get to work on your social skills by cold calling ppl asking them to buy shit

$10/hr bitch

Hard work and determination. Fuck that.

why not just work hard and be determined? *thinking maymay emoticon*

> why not just work hard and be determined?
because of genetics and social upbringing you'll never make it. for every dickhead that gets lucky 1,000s of ppl took his place and failed.

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Whole foods

black aprons are effay and you get paid well. I get paid 12/hr

sell coke

10 dollars an hour is absolutely shit.

Bartender. I make $25 (aud) an hour and it makes you depressed

did you get your first job at 21?

oh not everybody lives in America, my apologies

user how do i make a living wage from internet

farm hand.
learn about animals,tractors,agriculture
got in shape from all labor
look good it workwear

H O W

is this a joke where you're calling youreslves retards?

Walgreens

>sucking off daddy's dick
My parent's are rich and I've never had to ask them to buy me anything

draw furry porn

What kind of part time job could I get as a useless student with nothing on my resume except "I can speak english and Im not completely retarded"

service industry is probably your best bet

So you dont actually know how

Buy and sell supreme and palace to kids with money. The younger the easier.

Stock shelves in any warehouse/store, you'll barely have to talk to people, it's easy to get, and you can normally listen to music. 9/10 first job but it's a bit boring

whatever tides you over and lets you pursue higher education

>be in a first world country, if not, get to one.
>don't be a retard and take an active role in being financially hygienic.
>don't get into retarded relationships and take care of your health, including mental health. Messy break ups and hospital bills + down time the things that destroy most people financially.
>On a related note, insure anything that can destroy you financially.
>Find a career that is on the rise and get good at it.

If you can't figure that out you'll probably need to amend that resume to "can speak english"

fuck you for posting this

i just returned from my vacation in the states and i miss in-n-out and five guys so fucking much