Hey user. can I borrow a cig?

>hey user. can I borrow a cig?
>wait you dont smoke?
>you uneffay faggot, to think I was actually going to fuck you
>fucking loser

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crisis avoided

>hey user long time no see
>since we didnt end up fucking I fucked your dad instead
>your mom walked in on us and demanded a divorce
>he just killed himself with my xanax
>you weren't on his suicide note
>soyboy faggot

>ahhhh the sun omg my eyes
>user can I borrow your dad hat?
>wait, you dont wear dad hats?
>fucking faggot loser
>and I thought you were actually fashionable

muh

Kek

This

And here goes another creepy instathot thread.

hahaha. alright.

Fuck that smoke if you want too but I prefer not to smell terrible and my teeth to be a color other than yellow.

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woah totally above the influence

I don't care if someone smokes or whatever and she shouldn't care if I don't. Besides who fucks someone based solely on if they smoke or not?

you took that way too seriously lolol

Bitch you can smoke this pole

This guy definitely didnt get a chance to fuck some girl who's a smoker

spot on laddy
you win post of my day

This girl from this photo is my fuckin dream

>>hey user. can I borrow a cig?
correct answer: "only if you put it out on my tongue"

(if you can't into the swallowing lit cigarettes parlor trick you arent effay)

How does one borrow a cig?

sprinke some cocaine on dis bitch and slap her face as hard as you can

>Y-you too