What would the 2017 entry be, Veeky Forums?

What would the 2017 entry be, Veeky Forums?

Hype beasts

I would do anything to see a 2009-2017 edition of this.

who gives a shit. more important question: which year on this is the most effay

2000 and 2002 by far

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Art Hoe

Art ho/soft bois

All of these styles existed simultaneously from the 90s up until now.

Too mainstream to be hipster

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Faux rockers

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Is that Clairo?

Wrong. Hipsters are more or less around and very different from hypebeasts. How are hipsters and hypebeasts at all alike. It's like hypebeast is just your favorite buzzword to throw around so you do way too casually.

I would say for men it has taken on a particularly menswear-y flair. Sort of combine the beard meme of 2014 with the 2015 one and add an undercut.

Could you make even less sense?

this is grotesque

Yea don't do my baby like that

My pick is the ironic fashion movement.
But not full-on ironic fashion. Kinda what the skaterbois from back in the day evolved to.
That male-art-hoe-mixed-with-cloudrap flair.

Dad sneakers or Converse, bootcut blue jeans, ill fitting tees bearing some shop logo with an underground sounding name, some 80‘ or 90‘ tv show or something ironic or out of place (preferably nothing more than 2 words tho), some skatewear and hype stuff thrown in the mix, maybe a dad cap or a beanie and thrifted, pre-fucked up high fashion brand accessories and jackets. Gold chains are also very, very common.

>Hipsters are more or less around
What do you mean by this? Plenty of hypebeasts are around too.
But I agree with hipsters and hypebeasts being something completely different.

Hipsters are fucking dead
Fuck outta here

That’s what they want you to believe you fool

This.
This describes every 15-25 year old in my area.

>tfw no vintage queen gf